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Atheists, Who created you ?

Koopin
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3/7/2011 4:13:24 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:12:40 PM, interrogator wrote:
That is what I want to know. Where did you come from ? Was it a monkey.

Atheists, Who created you

Wait, wut?
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3/7/2011 4:16:44 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
That is the question. Oh you seem surprised. Now why is that. Just answer
the question please. What or who created you ? I want to know.
Koopin
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3/7/2011 4:18:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:16:44 PM, interrogator wrote:
That is the question. Oh you seem surprised. Now why is that. Just answer
the question please. What or who created you ? I want to know.

Koopin is a Christian. I was just pointing out how absurd the title is seeing as to Atheist do not believe in a creator.
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3/7/2011 4:20:18 PM
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Grey Parrot. Oh is life treating you kind ? With a frown like that, sometimes
I wonder about you. Awww. Youll be just fine. Yeah. That a boy. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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3/7/2011 4:22:24 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:20:18 PM, interrogator wrote:
Grey Parrot. Oh is life treating you kind ? With a frown like that, sometimes
I wonder about you. Awww. Youll be just fine. Yeah. That a boy. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

I can't make expressions with my beak.
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3/7/2011 4:24:26 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:12:40 PM, interrogator wrote:
That is what I want to know. Where did you come from ? Was it a monkey.

I was created by some sort of scientist. Unfortunately on the very day he made my hands he died. As a temporary measure and for reasons that make no real sense he put scissors were my hands should be. I lived alone for many years, until one day a very kind lady from Avon came. She took me into her house and tended various cuts. Due to my strange condition I was able to cut hair, fur, and hedges with consummate ease and I became somewhat of a celebrity. I also began to fall in love with her daughter. Sadly my innocence, and the natural paranoia of humanity conspired to make people distrust... and even hate me. I staged my death, and now live alone in a crumbling mansion that for some reason has never been visited by estate agents, or Government officials. Here I muse on the nature of things whilst trimming my garden. That's not a euphenmism. Every december I cut a large block of ice so finely as to make it snow on the town that once accepted me.

Later a very hairy man visited and told me I was a wizard. My parents had been killed by an evil wizard or something... sadly he had he wrong house. So I gave him a haircut and sent him on his way. I sometimes get a postcard from him. I would write back, but I have no hands.
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3/7/2011 4:26:25 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:14:26 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I like bananas. I must be a monkey.

I have a banana for you. For reasons not readily apparent you will have to close your eyes.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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3/7/2011 4:37:57 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:26:45 PM, annhasle wrote:
My dad didn't wear a condom.

Chuck Norris' dad wore a condom, silly dad, nobody can contain Chuck Norris.
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3/7/2011 4:40:17 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:37:57 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:26:45 PM, annhasle wrote:
My dad didn't wear a condom.

Chuck Norris' dad wore a condom, silly dad, nobody can contain Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' dad died, during childbirth. Hahaha.
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3/7/2011 4:42:52 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:40:17 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:37:57 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:26:45 PM, annhasle wrote:
My dad didn't wear a condom.

Chuck Norris' dad wore a condom, silly dad, nobody can contain Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' dad died, during childbirth. Hahaha.

Chuck Norris lost his Virginity before his dad.
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3/7/2011 4:43:55 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:42:52 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:40:17 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:37:57 PM, Koopin wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:26:45 PM, annhasle wrote:
My dad didn't wear a condom.

Chuck Norris' dad wore a condom, silly dad, nobody can contain Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' dad died, during childbirth. Hahaha.

Chuck Norris lost his Virginity before his dad.

Hahahahaha!
Ore_Ele
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3/7/2011 4:51:24 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:12:40 PM, interrogator wrote:
That is what I want to know. Where did you come from ? Was it a monkey.

their parents, lol.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
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3/7/2011 5:02:59 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:12:40 PM, interrogator wrote:
Where did you come from ?:

Well, my mommy and daddy made the sexy time. My dad busted a nut in my mom. The combination between his sperm and her ovum united. In the womb I gestated for 9 months and then passed through her birth canal. I've been here ever since.

But now you've piqued my curiosity. Where did you come from?
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
gavin.ogden
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3/7/2011 5:07:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 5:02:59 PM, PARADIGM_L0ST wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:12:40 PM, interrogator wrote:
Where did you come from ?:

Well, my mommy and daddy made the sexy time. My dad busted a nut in my mom. The combination between his sperm and her ovum united. In the womb I gestated for 9 months and then passed through her birth canal. I've been here ever since.

But now you've piqued my curiosity. Where did you come from?

His father's a$$. He was a butt baby.
Anarcho
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3/7/2011 5:13:01 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:14:26 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I like bananas. I must be a monkey.

Still skeptic about evolution I see?
InsertNameHere wrote: "If we evolved from apes then why are apes still around?

This is semi-serious btw. It's something that seems strange to me. You'd think that entire species would cease to exist if other ones evolved from them."

Anarcho wrote: *facepalm*
InsertNameHere
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3/7/2011 5:17:34 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 5:13:01 PM, Anarcho wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:14:26 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
I like bananas. I must be a monkey.

Still skeptic about evolution I see?

Somebody can't take a joke?
Ramshutu
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3/7/2011 5:20:13 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:12:40 PM, interrogator wrote:
That is what I want to know. Where did you come from ? Was it a monkey.

I just came from the kitchen. No monkeys there.

However, while I know your asking the question to make yourself feel better about an opinion you already have, rather than from an intellectual point of view. Ask yourself this.

Imagine a family tree; but instead of a dozen or so generations, imagine several hundred millions.
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3/7/2011 5:23:53 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/7/2011 4:24:26 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
At 3/7/2011 4:12:40 PM, interrogator wrote:
That is what I want to know. Where did you come from ? Was it a monkey.

I was created by some sort of scientist. Unfortunately on the very day he made my hands he died. As a temporary measure and for reasons that make no real sense he put scissors were my hands should be. I lived alone for many years, until one day a very kind lady from Avon came. She took me into her house and tended various cuts. Due to my strange condition I was able to cut hair, fur, and hedges with consummate ease and I became somewhat of a celebrity. I also began to fall in love with her daughter. Sadly my innocence, and the natural paranoia of humanity conspired to make people distrust... and even hate me. I staged my death, and now live alone in a crumbling mansion that for some reason has never been visited by estate agents, or Government officials. Here I muse on the nature of things whilst trimming my garden. That's not a euphenmism. Every december I cut a large block of ice so finely as to make it snow on the town that once accepted me.

Later a very hairy man visited and told me I was a wizard. My parents had been killed by an evil wizard or something... sadly he had he wrong house. So I gave him a haircut and sent him on his way. I sometimes get a postcard from him. I would write back, but I have no hands.

LOL