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Jarjar3000
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3/9/2011 12:51:02 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I went to this place called a Church last Sunday and we sang songs and Praises to God aka Jesus and worshiped Him and then after that a Man came out and started telling us things from a Bible about God and how we should live. It was really amazing, and the best part was we all went to lunch after it was great. So I think I am a Christian now. And I don't think you guys should Judge me just cause I'm different.
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3/9/2011 12:53:42 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 12:51:02 AM, Jarjar3000 wrote:
I went to this place called a Church last Sunday and we sang songs and Praises to God aka Jesus and worshiped Him and then after that a Man came out and started telling us things from a Bible about God and how we should live. It was really amazing, and the best part was we all went to lunch after it was great. So I think I am a Christian now. And I don't think you guys should Judge me just cause I'm different.

You're a cult worshiper that has spent zero minutes of your conscious life deciding what Jesus means to you, and needs to be told this.
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3/9/2011 1:03:46 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 12:56:31 AM, FREEDO wrote:
You forgot the part where you drink Jesus' blood.

And have sex covered in blood
get aids
then die an early death due to your stupidity
never reproduce
and further natural selection

oh wait noe that's rogue and satanism
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3/9/2011 1:12:39 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 1:03:46 AM, askbob wrote:
At 3/9/2011 12:56:31 AM, FREEDO wrote:
You forgot the part where you drink Jesus' blood.

And have sex covered in blood
get aids
then die an early death due to your stupidity
never reproduce
and further natural selection

oh wait noe that's rogue and satanism

LOL
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3/9/2011 1:15:24 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 12:51:02 AM, Jarjar3000 wrote:
I went to this place called a Church last Sunday .....

And I don't think you guys should Judge me just cause I'm different.

I do not have anything against you jarjar, but as a non-denominational Christian, I am frothing at the mention of any "Church"
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3/9/2011 5:34:48 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
That is terrible, you must have no morals. You should also get a blood test.
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3/9/2011 6:18:35 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 12:51:02 AM, Jarjar3000 wrote:
I went to this place called a Church last Sunday and we sang songs and Praises to God aka Jesus and worshiped Him and then after that a Man came out and started telling us things from a Bible about God and how we should live. It was really amazing, and the best part was we all went to lunch after it was great. So I think I am a Christian now. And I don't think you guys should Judge me just cause I'm different.

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3/9/2011 4:46:11 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 12:51:02 AM, Jarjar3000 wrote:
I went to this place called a Church last Sunday and we sang songs and Praises to God aka Jesus and worshiped Him and then after that a Man came out and started telling us things from a Bible about God and how we should live. It was really amazing, and the best part was we all went to lunch after it was great. So I think I am a Christian now. And I don't think you guys should Judge me just cause I'm different.

Hahaha! I love it!
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3/9/2011 4:53:02 PM
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Don't you guys realize he's making a point about false Christians like GodSands does? He's parodying those who call themselves Christian just because they go to church.
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3/9/2011 4:54:49 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 4:53:02 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
Don't you guys realize he's making a point about false Christians like GodSands does? He's parodying those who call themselves Christian just because they go to church.

that, and he's making fun of rogue's "i think i'm a satanist?" topic.
"And so I tell you, keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives. Everyone who seeks, finds. And to everyone who knocks, the door will be opened." Jesus in Luke 11:9-10
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3/9/2011 4:54:56 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 4:53:02 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
Don't you guys realize he's making a point about false Christians like GodSands does? He's parodying those who call themselves Christian just because they go to church.

Or a parody of Rogue. But I don't think he's that smart.
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3/9/2011 6:36:53 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 4:54:56 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 3/9/2011 4:53:02 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
Don't you guys realize he's making a point about false Christians like GodSands does? He's parodying those who call themselves Christian just because they go to church.

Or a parody of Rogue. But I don't think he's that smart.

Nope nope definitely of me. But I don't think it's very witty and kinda immature so whatever. He didn't get the point of the forum so yeah. If I was looking for acceptance and to get ppl not to judge me I wouldn't have posted it. I have friends in real life I don't need that here lol.
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3/10/2011 1:44:44 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 6:36:53 PM, rogue wrote:
At 3/9/2011 4:54:56 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 3/9/2011 4:53:02 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
Don't you guys realize he's making a point about false Christians like GodSands does? He's parodying those who call themselves Christian just because they go to church.

Or a parody of Rogue. But I don't think he's that smart.

Nope nope definitely of me. But I don't think it's very witty and kinda immature so whatever. He didn't get the point of the forum so yeah. If I was looking for acceptance and to get ppl not to judge me I wouldn't have posted it. I have friends in real life I don't need that here lol.

I don't.
I am voting for Innomen because of his intelligence, common sense, humility and the fact that Juggle appears to listen to him. Any other Presidential style would have a large sub-section of the site up in arms. If I was President I would destroy the site though elitism, others would let it run riot. Innomen represents a middle way that works, neither draconian nor anarchic and that is the only way things can work. Plus he does it all without ego trips.
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3/10/2011 2:44:27 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/9/2011 6:36:53 PM, rogue wrote:
Nope nope definitely of me. But I don't think it's very witty and kinda immature so whatever. He didn't get the point of the forum so yeah. If I was looking for acceptance and to get ppl not to judge me I wouldn't have posted it. I have friends in real life I don't need that here lol.

If it means anything, I think it's stranger for a Satanist to feel weird or out of place than a Christian. :\

Pride ftw lol

I do wonder though why fundie Christians always feel "persecuted" when they get the same sh!t they dish out to everyone else.
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Jarjar3000
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3/10/2011 12:21:02 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Hey I hope you guys didn't take this post tooo seriously as I was poking fun at a certain person, but hopefully she has a sense o humor :D
Ohh Lord How you love me, you change my heart and soul, renewing my mind into something I could never imagine, You make me strong when I am weak, you encourage me when I'm despaired, You stick by me when everyone deserts me, You are my Lord You are my God.

Charles: I'm not a Christian because I'm afraid of hell, I'm a Christian because I love Jesus.

Geolaureate: The Pope
He looks like a Sith lord, I don't trust him.

Charles0103: Just like my God, my faith won't change.
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3/10/2011 12:55:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
This thread: 12/10
: At 4/15/2011 5:29:37 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
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3/10/2011 5:36:35 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
"I went to this place called a Church last Sunday and we sang songs and Praises to God aka Jesus and worshiped Him and then after that a Man came out and started telling us things from a Bible about God and how we should live. It was really amazing, and the best part was we all went to lunch after it was great. So I think I am a Christian now. And I don't think you guys should Judge me just cause I'm different."

Yes that is great that you are going to church, but do you know anything about the faith? Have you ever read the bible? Are you going to get saved?
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3/10/2011 5:41:22 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/10/2011 5:36:35 PM, THE_OPINIONATOR wrote:
"I went to this place called a Church last Sunday and we sang songs and Praises to God aka Jesus and worshiped Him and then after that a Man came out and started telling us things from a Bible about God and how we should live. It was really amazing, and the best part was we all went to lunch after it was great. So I think I am a Christian now. And I don't think you guys should Judge me just cause I'm different."

Yes that is great that you are going to church, but do you know anything about the faith? Have you ever read the bible? Are you going to get saved?

He is joking.
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3/10/2011 5:49:37 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/10/2011 5:47:00 PM, THE_OPINIONATOR wrote:
Well then way to be an insensitive idiotic jerk about it!!

It is actually quite funny. It's based off of this: http://www.debate.org...
kfc
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3/10/2011 7:08:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 3/10/2011 6:58:11 PM, Gileandos wrote:
Beautiful.
The converse wholesomeness is quite appealing compared to the... description from rogue.

I personally would've had much more fun with Rogue's experience. lol
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