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ChristianM
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4/14/2009 5:06:44 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
Have you touched his noodly appendage today?
If so, Welcome.
If not, JOIN US IN TOUCHING HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!!! OOOLLLOOOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ALLAH FORBID YOU!!! ALALALALLALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
AnimeFanTony
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4/14/2009 5:08:42 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 4/14/2009 5:06:44 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
Have you touched his noodly appendage today?
If so, Welcome.
If not, JOIN US IN TOUCHING HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!!! OOOLLLOOOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ALLAH FORBID YOU!!! ALALALALLALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Why God! WHY!
That is wrong on sooo many levels.
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ChristianM
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4/14/2009 5:09:47 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
TOUCH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOUCH THEM!!!!!
.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
ALLALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALAALALALALALALALALAALALLALAALALAL
KWABAAAAAAA!!!! SCADOOOOOCHe!!!!
AnimeFanTony
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4/14/2009 5:12:07 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 4/14/2009 5:09:47 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
TOUCH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOUCH THEM!!!!!
.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
ALLALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALAALALALALALALALALAALALLALAALALAL
KWABAAAAAAA!!!! SCADOOOOOCHe!!!!

Touch your face to my Colt 45. Post something like this again.
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AnimeFanTony
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4/14/2009 5:13:58 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
My spidey-sense is tingling! DATCMOTO will post here soon. And he will not be pleased.
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ChristianM
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4/14/2009 5:15:44 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
HE CAN SUCK HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE WHILE POKING HIS HOLY MEATBALLS! DEATH TO ALLAH!!! UP WITH HIS SPAGHETTINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 A:LALALALALLAAAaLALALALALLAALLALALALALALALAL!!!!!! *suicide bomb*
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4/14/2009 5:20:57 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 4/14/2009 5:15:44 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
HE CAN SUCK HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE WHILE POKING HIS HOLY MEATBALLS! DEATH TO ALLAH!!! UP WITH HIS SPAGHETTINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 A:LALALALALLAAAaLALALALALLAALLALALALALALALAL!!!!!! *suicide bomb*

And this children is why you shouldn't do drugs.
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ChristianM
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4/14/2009 5:24:21 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
It's not drugs. It's the euphoria I get when I touch his noooooodly appendage and when I worship him as the almighty god. When I touch his nooooooodly appendage…my mind gets this orgasmic feeling of love and fairness.
AnimeFanTony
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4/14/2009 5:25:38 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 4/14/2009 5:24:21 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
It's not drugs. It's the euphoria I get when I touch his noooooodly appendage and when I worship him as the almighty god. When I touch his nooooooodly appendage…my mind gets this orgasmic feeling of love and fairness.

Ewww. Very inappropriate mental imagery. I'm gonna go afrosamuria on you if you fail to cease.
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4/14/2009 5:37:25 AM
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At 4/14/2009 5:33:07 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
ORGASM OF NOODLES!!!!!
Yes....

Ok you need to die.
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Kleptin
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4/14/2009 2:00:22 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
usafkid is speaking in tongues. It's the Oily Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Nik
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4/14/2009 2:23:48 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Ill have you know,its not a noodly appendage its a python sized girth!
"If you could tell the world but one truth, I could convince it of a thousand lies"
GodSands
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4/14/2009 2:30:18 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
: At 4/14/2009 5:06:44 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
Have you touched his noodly appendage today?
If so, Welcome.
If not, JOIN US IN TOUCHING HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!!! OOOLLLOOOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ALLAH FORBID YOU!!! ALALALALLALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA


Tell me, who would do this if they loved Jesus?
resolutionsmasher
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4/14/2009 2:34:51 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 4/14/2009 5:09:47 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
TOUCH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOUCH THEM!!!!!
.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,
ALLALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALAALALALALALALALALAALALLALAALALAL
KWABAAAAAAA!!!! SCADOOOOOCHe!!!!

You have been convicted of page stretching. May you rot in the hatred of all things just for the rest of your measly life.
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
resolutionsmasher
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4/14/2009 2:37:31 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
On a more serious note. YOU ARE FREAKING CRAZY!!!!!
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
Ragnar_Rahl
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4/14/2009 3:01:12 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Do not click if offended by crassness or extreme stupidity.

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4/14/2009 3:40:00 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
LOl love it R_R! never heard of that before, poor girl! how embarrassing!
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Harlan
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4/14/2009 4:24:55 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 4/14/2009 5:06:44 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
Have you touched his noodly appendage today?
If so, Welcome.
If not, JOIN US IN TOUCHING HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES!!!! OOOLLLOOOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ALLAH FORBID YOU!!! ALALALALLALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

That is very feminine, you know.
GodSands
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4/14/2009 4:48:58 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
There is a real big problem with the FSM has that Jesus Christ does not, that is the fact that the FSM has no real reason to save anyone, because it is a flighing space spaghetti being. Even when you can say all the same reasons of its existence match with God and Jesus it has no incarnate form to it. That we are only saved by Go'd grace. I could not imagen what it's incarnate would be like if you are matching God with the FSM. A piece of dust underground probably. Jesus looked up at God as His Father in heaven, if you say that the FSM could indeed come down as a human, where is that logical link to say, 'I am being serious'? There is none.

I take the FSM more of a joke than you do, for if you were to joke wouldn't you bring forth the joke on to me and other believers and not your selves?
Ragnar_Rahl
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4/14/2009 7:12:45 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
You're saying Jesus, an earthly incarnation of God, does NOT have that problem? Then whence the motive?
It came to be at its height. It was commanded to command. It was a capital before its first stone was laid. It was a monument to the spirit of man.
Harlan
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4/14/2009 9:21:56 PM
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where is that logical link to say, 'I am being serious'? There is none.

Where is that logical link in any of the world's religions?
AnimeFanTony
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4/16/2009 12:54:34 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 4/16/2009 4:45:26 AM, usafkid1121 wrote:
TOUCH IT!!
alalallaalala

I'm gonna have you touch something sharp, deadly and about the dimensions of a broadsword.
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