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DetectableNinja
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8/16/2011 7:33:27 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Hello, my friends. It appears that Cobo and I have began a new religion, dedicated to the worship of the almighty Mod (Modianity? Modology?) We must follow the TOS Commandments during our stay, lest Mod smite us with His holy Banhammer. After our DDO life, there is but two places to go:

The Intellectual Haven in the Sky (Brother Cobo can describe it better).

or.....

The Flame War below, where trolls and the unintelligent run rampant (again,Brother Cobo could elaborate).

So: will you come step into the DDO light, neighbor?
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
Ore_Ele
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8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.
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DetectableNinja
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8/16/2011 7:38:57 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.

The Trolls are allowed to roam in the hopes of repentance. Unfortunately, the great Mod is growing angry. He thirsts for justice with His Banhammer!
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
Ore_Ele
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8/16/2011 7:39:59 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:38:57 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.

The Trolls are allowed to roam in the hopes of repentance. Unfortunately, the great Mod is growing angry. He thirsts for justice with His Banhammer!

I'll believe it when I see it with my own two eyes.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"
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8/16/2011 7:40:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.

Thou must keepeth thine faith and hopeth for the coming of thy Banhammer Gods!
[for examples of previous actions by the Banhammer Gods you can look for TheGodHand, Brainmaster, mvpbob, and other such members]
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
DetectableNinja
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8/16/2011 7:42:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:40:46 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.

Thou must keepeth thine faith and hopeth for the coming of thy Banhammer Gods!
[for examples of previous actions by the Banhammer Gods you can look for TheGodHand, Brainmaster, mvpbob, and other such members]

Of course, to each thine own, but I prefer to refer to Their holiness collectively as "Mod."
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
Ore_Ele
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8/16/2011 7:43:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:40:46 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.

Thou must keepeth thine faith and hopeth for the coming of thy Banhammer Gods!

Do you have a predicted time for the coming? And should I avoid the koolaid?

[for examples of previous actions by the Banhammer Gods you can look for TheGodHand, Brainmaster, mvpbob, and other such members]

pssh... merely fairy tales and legends.
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DetectableNinja
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8/16/2011 7:46:33 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:43:30 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:40:46 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.

Thou must keepeth thine faith and hopeth for the coming of thy Banhammer Gods!

Do you have a predicted time for the coming? And should I avoid the koolaid?

[for examples of previous actions by the Banhammer Gods you can look for TheGodHand, Brainmaster, mvpbob, and other such members]

pssh... merely fairy tales and legends.

Ore Ele--thou canst believe that Their holiness is a sham! Of course, They do not call for belief in Them in the TOS Commandments, but still--it'd be a most nice gesture on Their part.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/16/2011 7:47:08 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Thank you detectable Ninja for introduce this wonderful church of DDO.

There are two places you go after your debating is trully doneth.
If you were good and obey all of the TOS commandments, Then you goeth to the great KFC in the sky, where the streets are paved with chicken and the seats are buttlemilk buscuits. When people can still debate time to time, A perfect land with no Trolls.
But If you were naughty, then you go to the might flame war below.
Where the Trolling is unbearable and you cannot interact with anyone on the DDO plane.Where the flaming is nostop. And where you Cannot debateth.

The Banhammer gods have already strike before hand!
You all remember the tale and parable of the ruthless ASKBOB?!
And Man that displease the Banhammer gods he was sent to the might Flame war below. Never to return.
Church of the BANHAMMER GODS priest
SuperRobotWars
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8/16/2011 7:49:00 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:43:30 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:40:46 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:37:10 PM, Ore_Ele wrote:
And how does he deal with the "problem of trolls"?

Basically it goes.

If there was a ban hammer god, trolls would be banned. Since there are trolls, there must be no ban hammer god.

Thou must keepeth thine faith and hopeth for the coming of thy Banhammer Gods!

Do you have a predicted time for the coming? And should I avoid the koolaid?


Thou cannot possibly knoweth the will of the Gods of the Banhammer

[for examples of previous actions by the Banhammer Gods you can look for TheGodHand, Brainmaster, mvpbob, and other such members]

pssh... merely fairy tales and legends.

Well then thou doseth not believe, thou needeth faith before thy can see the glory of the actions of thine Gods.
[an example is here: http://www.debate.org... and here: http://www.debate.org... ]
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
DetectableNinja
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8/16/2011 7:53:49 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Let us not forgeteth Their child, Banny, our Lord. He was flame'd for our TOS sins.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/16/2011 7:55:31 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
It's impossible for a Mod-god to exist because he would necessarily be more complicated than the website he has to create. Therefore, the website exists in all its complexity but without an even more complex Mod as an excessive explanation.

Bam, there is no Mod.
DetectableNinja
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8/16/2011 7:57:03 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:55:31 PM, Wnope wrote:
It's impossible for a Mod-god to exist because he would necessarily be more complicated than the website he has to create. Therefore, the website exists in all its complexity but without an even more complex Mod as an excessive explanation.

Bam, there is no Mod.

Fear not. Our Church is not like Christianity. Their holiness care not if you truly believe--merely that you follow the TOS faithfully--then, thou shalt be rewarded with the KFC in the sky!
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
Man-is-good
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8/16/2011 7:58:16 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 7:57:03 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 8/16/2011 7:55:31 PM, Wnope wrote:
It's impossible for a Mod-god to exist because he would necessarily be more complicated than the website he has to create. Therefore, the website exists in all its complexity but without an even more complex Mod as an excessive explanation.

Bam, there is no Mod.


Fear not. Our Church is not like Christianity. Their holiness care not if you truly believe--merely that you follow the TOS faithfully--then, thou shalt be rewarded with the KFC in the sky!

Fear not, my friend. Our church, like Christianity, is not based on rationality, so all dreams, senseless hopes, half truths, can come true in our edifice!
"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto." --Terence

"I believe that the mind can be permanently profaned by the habit of attending to trivial things, so that all our thoughts shall be tinged with triviality."--Thoreau
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8/16/2011 8:04:54 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Can I stay christian and not worship mod and join the church.

Q: Can the gates of trools prevail aganist it.
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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8/16/2011 8:06:39 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:04:54 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
Can I stay christian and not worship mod and join the church.


Q: Can the gates of trools prevail aganist it.

You can. Their DDo holiness don't car whether you believe--merely that you follow the Terms of Service faithfully. And then thou shalt be rewarded with the KFC in the sky!
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/16/2011 8:10:44 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I repent I was ignorient of the law enlighten me Mwozez
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
DetectableNinja
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8/16/2011 8:11:38 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:10:44 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
I repent I was ignorient of the law enlighten me Mwozez

Brother Cobo can enlighten you more effectively.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/16/2011 8:13:30 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I fear we don't have much time until the trolls will infiltrate the sacred church.
But it's Norway, sort of the Canada of Europe."
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8/16/2011 8:15:37 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:13:30 PM, freedomsquared wrote:
I fear we don't have much time until the trolls will infiltrate the sacred church.

Worry not! Stay strong in your faith with Them and remember Banny, who was flamed for our TOS sin!
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/16/2011 8:17:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:15:37 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
At 8/16/2011 8:13:30 PM, freedomsquared wrote:
I fear we don't have much time until the trolls will infiltrate the sacred church.

Worry not! Stay strong in your faith with Them and remember Banny, who was flamed for our TOS sin!

We shalt purge all of thine trollish wolves who would attempteth to infiltrate our flock.
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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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8/16/2011 8:46:49 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
FYI, I'm about 30% sure that CalvinCambridge is Izbo.

Five posts, and the majority just so happen to be attempts to take charge of the anti-izbo crowd. It would be the next logical step for a troll: 1. Rile them up. 2. Get a movement going. 3. Lead the movement, attracting double the attention.

Of course, 30% isn't exactly betting odds, but the only one close to that is inferno. The rest of the regulars are at about 1-5% in my book.
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8/16/2011 8:46:58 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:10:44 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
I repent I was ignorient of the law enlighten me Mwozez

The first rule of the church is to abide by the holy TOS(our bible)
The Second rule is to always state the BANHAMMER GODS name in caps since he is so amazing and wonderful.
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8/16/2011 8:48:58 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Consider me a convert!
1) Whatever has contradictory attributes does not exist.
2) The Biblical God has contradictory attributes.
3) Therefore, the Biblical God does not exist
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8/16/2011 8:52:40 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:48:58 PM, kohai wrote:
Consider me a convert!

The church accepts all!!
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8/16/2011 8:54:51 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:52:40 PM, Cobo wrote:
At 8/16/2011 8:48:58 PM, kohai wrote:
Consider me a convert!

The church accepts all!!

Fantastic. This means no more forfeits* or any other ToS violation!

*Note: I'm leaving on vacation tomorrow so I may mistakingly do that
1) Whatever has contradictory attributes does not exist.
2) The Biblical God has contradictory attributes.
3) Therefore, the Biblical God does not exist
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8/16/2011 8:54:57 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Now that our Church is established, I suggest we write our Bible. But bear in mind the following tenets:

-We worship the Banhammer Gods, in all Their glory. Note that, though They are seperate Gods, They act as one, an entity known as Mod.

-Similar to Jesus, we also worship Banni, the daughter of Their holiness. She was flame'd in the forums for our sins against the Terms.

-We follow the Terms of Service as our Commandments and our creed.

-After a debater's "death," they goeth to either of two places:
1) The KFC above. Where chicken paves the sidewalks and intellectuality is abound, with civil debates. This is reserved to those virtuous to the Terms (know that belief in Mod is not required, but encouraged).

2) The Flame War below. Where trolls run rampant, forever destined to flame and troll one another, without hope for intellectual stimulation--reserved for trolls and those unrepentant of the Terms.

-There IS a third place known as the Challenge Period. Those waiting for judgement reside here. If a debater is virtuous, Mod will allow his debate (soul) to be accepted, and ascend to the KFC. Those who were unrepentant will not have their debate accepted, and they shall fall to the Flame War below.

Remember these words. They are the conerstone of our creed.

In the name of the Mod, Banni, and the Holy Voter.

Amen.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus
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8/16/2011 8:58:48 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:46:49 PM, Wnope wrote:
FYI, I'm about 30% sure that CalvinCambridge is Izbo.

Five posts, and the majority just so happen to be attempts to take charge of the anti-izbo crowd. It would be the next logical step for a troll: 1. Rile them up. 2. Get a movement going. 3. Lead the movement, attracting double the attention.

Of course, 30% isn't exactly betting odds, but the only one close to that is inferno. The rest of the regulars are at about 1-5% in my book.

I'm not Izbo10 but I am a bit of a control freak who likes power and to be a leader and not a follower besides Izbo wouldent think of something like that
Trying to figure out women is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube with missing pieces. While blind. And on fire. And being shot.-Agent_Orange
Dude. Shades
That is all.- Thaddeus Rivers
One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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8/16/2011 9:00:46 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 8/16/2011 8:58:48 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
At 8/16/2011 8:46:49 PM, Wnope wrote:
FYI, I'm about 30% sure that CalvinCambridge is Izbo.

Five posts, and the majority just so happen to be attempts to take charge of the anti-izbo crowd. It would be the next logical step for a troll: 1. Rile them up. 2. Get a movement going. 3. Lead the movement, attracting double the attention.

Of course, 30% isn't exactly betting odds, but the only one close to that is inferno. The rest of the regulars are at about 1-5% in my book.

I'm not Izbo10 but I am a bit of a control freak who likes power and to be a leader and not a follower besides Izbo wouldent think of something like that

Brother Calvin: Please allow Brother Cobo and myself to lead the flock.
Think'st thou heaven is such a glorious thing?
I tell thee, 'tis not half so fair as thou
Or any man that breathes on earth.

- Christopher Marlowe, Doctor Faustus