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Mr.Infidel
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10/31/2011 8:45:02 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I just saw this for the first time, apologies to those who caught it last week when it was "fresh."

Our old friends at Westboro Baptist Church have declared that Steve Jobs is an evil God-hater who is going to Hell. They sent out a message to the faithful declaring that they would picket Jobs' funeral. The tweet read, in part:

Quote:
Westboro will picket his funeral. He had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin - message sent via Twitter for iPhone.

Don't bite the forbidden Apple, Westboro! Don't do it!

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I'm quite sick of these guys.
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10/31/2011 8:50:29 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 8:45:02 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
I just saw this for the first time, apologies to those who caught it last week when it was "fresh."

Our old friends at Westboro Baptist Church have declared that Steve Jobs is an evil God-hater who is going to Hell. They sent out a message to the faithful declaring that they would picket Jobs' funeral. The tweet read, in part:


Quote:
Westboro will picket his funeral. He had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin - message sent via Twitter for iPhone.


Don't bite the forbidden Apple, Westboro! Don't do it!

____________

I'm quite sick of these guys.

He was a Buddhist. So he's not in hell, he's been reborn as a Chinese laborer working for almost nothing building components of Apple products.
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10/31/2011 8:50:58 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Oh, they're but an amusing sideshow by now--I hate to make generalizations, but I think it's a fair statement to make that only the irrational actually believe the WBC is right.
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10/31/2011 8:59:57 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
Um... well I'm catholic and I don't see him in hell, but in limbo. Kind better then purgatory but worse then heaven. If he is atheist that's all he's goanna get, but if god chooses which sin is the worst and he chooses atheism that means he might be having trouble.
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10/31/2011 9:06:22 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 8:50:58 PM, DetectableNinja wrote:
Oh, they're but an amusing sideshow by now--I hate to make generalizations, but I think it's a fair statement to make that only the irrational actually believe the WBC is right.

+1 agree 100%!
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10/31/2011 9:09:41 PM
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He is in hell but don't picket his funeral. Thats just disrespectful.
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10/31/2011 9:13:07 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 9:09:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
He is in hell but don't picket his funeral. Thats just disrespectful.

1) You cannot go to a non-existent place.
2) Hell is non-existent.
3) therefore, you (or Steve Jobs) cannot go to he'll.

I agree that it is disrespectful.
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10/31/2011 9:54:44 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 9:13:07 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:09:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
He is in hell but don't picket his funeral. Thats just disrespectful.

1) You cannot go to a non-existent place.
2) Hell is non-existent.
3) therefore, you (or Steve Jobs) cannot go to he'll.

I agree that it is disrespectful.

You were just waiting to make this post werent you...
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10/31/2011 9:58:06 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 9:54:44 PM, Raisor wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:13:07 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:09:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
He is in hell but don't picket his funeral. Thats just disrespectful.

1) You cannot go to a non-existent place.
2) Hell is non-existent.
3) therefore, you (or Steve Jobs) cannot go to he'll.

I agree that it is disrespectful.

You were just waiting to make this post werent you...

Indeed I was!
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10/31/2011 9:58:46 PM
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Such comments should just be ignored... look on them as verbal syphillis or izbo.
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10/31/2011 10:00:45 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 9:58:46 PM, Cerebral_Narcissist wrote:
Such comments should just be ignored... look on them as verbal syphillis or izbo.

They are the izbo10's of theism. Pastor Izbo Phelps.
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11/1/2011 8:52:41 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 9:13:07 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:09:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
He is in hell but don't picket his funeral. Thats just disrespectful.

1) You cannot go to a non-existent place.
2) Hell is non-existent.
3) therefore, you (or Steve Jobs) cannot go to he'll.

I agree that it is disrespectful.

were you on an ipod/phone when you typed this? lol
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11/1/2011 8:54:38 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 8:50:29 PM, drafterman wrote:
At 10/31/2011 8:45:02 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
I just saw this for the first time, apologies to those who caught it last week when it was "fresh."

Our old friends at Westboro Baptist Church have declared that Steve Jobs is an evil God-hater who is going to Hell. They sent out a message to the faithful declaring that they would picket Jobs' funeral. The tweet read, in part:


Quote:
Westboro will picket his funeral. He had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin - message sent via Twitter for iPhone.


Don't bite the forbidden Apple, Westboro! Don't do it!

____________

I'm quite sick of these guys.

He was a Buddhist. So he's not in hell, he's been reborn as a Chinese laborer working for almost nothing building components of Apple products.

haha, thank you. this made me laugh. I needed it. (:
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11/1/2011 9:54:35 AM
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At 11/1/2011 8:52:41 AM, lotus_flower wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:13:07 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:09:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
He is in hell but don't picket his funeral. Thats just disrespectful.

1) You cannot go to a non-existent place.
2) Hell is non-existent.
3) therefore, you (or Steve Jobs) cannot go to hell.

I agree that it is disrespectful.

were you on an ipod/phone when you typed this? lol

Yes. I need to turn off autocorrect.
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11/1/2011 11:06:55 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 11/1/2011 9:54:35 AM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
At 11/1/2011 8:52:41 AM, lotus_flower wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:13:07 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
At 10/31/2011 9:09:41 PM, Calvincambridge wrote:
He is in hell but don't picket his funeral. Thats just disrespectful.

1) You cannot go to a non-existent place.
2) Hell is non-existent.
3) therefore, you (or Steve Jobs) cannot go to hell.

I agree that it is disrespectful.

were you on an ipod/phone when you typed this? lol

Yes. I need to turn off autocorrect.

I hate auto correct. lol
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11/1/2011 11:24:52 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
I think God will make an exception for Jobs.
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11/1/2011 4:21:33 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
At 10/31/2011 8:45:02 PM, Mr.Infidel wrote:
I just saw this for the first time, apologies to those who caught it last week when it was "fresh."

Our old friends at Westboro Baptist Church have declared that Steve Jobs is an evil God-hater who is going to Hell. They sent out a message to the faithful declaring that they would picket Jobs' funeral. The tweet read, in part:


Quote:
Westboro will picket his funeral. He had a huge platform; gave God no glory & taught sin - message sent via Twitter for iPhone.


Don't bite the forbidden Apple, Westboro! Don't do it!

____________

I'm quite sick of these guys.

These "Christians" will have a lot to account for when they die. God explicitly talks about wrath upon the hate filled Christian. I would be more scared for them than Jobs.
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11/1/2011 6:08:41 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
I love how it is not considered disrespectful to say someone is in eternal punishment and you worship the being that put him there but to picket the funeral is somehow more disrespectful. You guys have a shitty definition of respect.
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11/1/2011 6:09:20 PM
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Not that either is respectful, it is just that the more disrespectful thing is to worship a being that would send someone to hell.
DDO's marketing strategy has certainly paid off just not sure I agree with the target market: http://tinypic.com...
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11/1/2011 8:39:25 PM
Posted: 5 years ago
In your opinion.
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One thing that isn't a joke though is the fact that woman are computers.Some buttons you can press and it'l work fine, but if you push the wrong one you'll get the blue screen of death.
silly, thett. girls are only good for sex. being friends with a female is of no value.-darkkermit
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11/3/2011 9:29:08 AM
Posted: 5 years ago
so, are you making generalizations about Christianity because of a single Baptist church? Know a tree by its fruit, judge Christians based on THEIR actions, not the actions of those that claim to be associated with them.

It really is the same problem that peaceful muslims are having right now with stereotyping due to race/religion.
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