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If Jesus had married

Indophile
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1/23/2012 1:23:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
And somebody tried to attack his family, what would he have done? :)

And after some time, they attack again, and again, and again and so on.
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1/23/2012 4:25:51 PM
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He'd ask God to whip their a**!
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1/23/2012 4:29:42 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/23/2012 4:25:51 PM, imabench wrote:
He'd ask God to whip their a**!

Just like he asked God to kick their @$$es while he was being ostracized, and nailed to the cross?
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1/23/2012 4:31:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/23/2012 1:23:03 PM, Indophile wrote:
And somebody tried to attack his family, what would he have done? :)

And after some time, they attack again, and again, and again and so on.

What if Buddha had been a creeper?

What if Mohammad had had a 10 year old wif....oh wait....

What if Confucius had been mentally disabled?

What if Masterchief was just Chuck Norris with power armor?

But, in all seriousness, I'm not sure.......but he didn't so we will never know.

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1/23/2012 6:29:31 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/23/2012 1:23:03 PM, Indophile wrote:
And somebody tried to attack his family, what would he have done? :)


Some did orally attack his family and he did nothing. Physically, hummm, I don't know.
The rumor back then was that Jesus was a bastard from the loin of a roman soldier that raped Mary, his mother. This is when Christian came up with the story of Virgin birth to speak to these claims, after his death.

And after some time, they attack again, and again, and again and so on.
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1/23/2012 7:07:13 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Jesus was a pimp, why would he marry?
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1/26/2012 1:54:19 PM
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At 1/23/2012 7:07:13 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:
Jesus was a pimp, why would he marry?

I was not asking for a reason for him not to marry. I was wondering IF he had...
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