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thett3
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1/26/2012 8:16:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Hilarious! Especially the picture on the unencyclopedia article!

I still prefer "LOL Jesus" to this though haha
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1/26/2012 8:27:49 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I smell a Redditor.
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1/26/2012 8:28:52 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/26/2012 8:16:39 PM, thett3 wrote:
Hilarious! Especially the picture on the unencyclopedia article!

It made me lol too :P
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Danielle
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1/26/2012 8:29:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/26/2012 8:27:49 PM, Physik wrote:
I smell a Redditor.

Naw, I've actually only been to that site once for a total of about 50 seconds. I didn't really get it and didn't care to explore. My friend (a Redditor) posted it on Facebook though ;)
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1/26/2012 8:40:10 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 1/26/2012 8:29:27 PM, Danielle wrote:
At 1/26/2012 8:27:49 PM, Physik wrote:
I smell a Redditor.

Naw, I've actually only been to that site once for a total of about 50 seconds. I didn't really get it and didn't care to explore. My friend (a Redditor) posted it on Facebook though ;)

You're missing out :(
"Just don't let them dissuade you. Stick to your beliefs no matter what and you'll be fine." - ConservativePolitico, the guy that accused me of being close-minded.

"We didn't start slavery, they themselves started it. When the white man first got to Africa they had already enslaved themselves, they just capitalized on an opportunity." - ConservativePolitico

"The Bible to me is a history book and requires very little faith to believe in." - ConservativePolitico
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1/26/2012 8:46:44 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
LMAO!

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1/26/2012 8:52:39 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
I don't need to be a global citizen
'Cause I'm blessed by nationality
I'm a member of a growing populace
We enforce our popularity

There are things that seem to pull us under and
There are things that drag us down
But there's a power and a vital presence
That's lurking all around

We've got the American Jesus
See him on the interstate
We've got the American Jesus
He helped build the president's estate

I feel sorry for the earth's population
'Cause so few live in the U.S.A.
At least the foreigners can copy our morality
They can visit but they cannot stay

Only precious few can garner the prosperity
It makes us walk with renewed confidence
We've got a place to go when we die
And the architect resides right here

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith
We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

He's the farmers barren fields
(In God)
The force the army wields
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net... ]
(We trust)
The expression on the faces of the starving millions
(Because he's one of us)

The power of the damned
(Break down)
The fuel that drives the Klan
(Cave in)
He's the motive and the conscience of the murderer
(He can redeem your sin)

He's the preacher on TV
(Strong heart)
The false sincerity
(Clear mind)
The form letter that's written by the big computers
(And infinitely kind)

The nuclear bombs
(You lose)
The kids with no moms
(We win)
And I'm fearful that he's inside me
(He is our champion)

Yeah, we've got the American Jesus
See him on the interstate
(We've got the American Jesus)
We've got the American Jesus
Exercising his authority

We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering National faith
(We've got the American Jesus)
We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

One nation under God
One nation under God
One nation under God
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