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Satanic Bible Verses?

Microsuck
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4/11/2012 12:29:21 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
What are your favourite bible verses?

NUMBERS 31:15-18 "And Moses said to them: ‘Have you kept all the women alive?…Now therefore kill every male among the little ones; and kill every woman who has known a man intimately. But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls…'

NUMBERS 15:32-36 "…they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day…Then the Lord said to Moses, ‘The man must surely be put to death"…So as the Lord commanded Moses, all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him with stones, and he died."

LEVITICUS 26:29 "You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters"

LEVITICUS 24:16 "And whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him."
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Microsuck
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4/11/2012 12:49:43 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/11/2012 12:49:21 PM, Koopin wrote:
How many times has this thread been made?

No clue.
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Devil worship much? - SD
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4/11/2012 12:53:03 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
DISCLAIMER 1:1 "This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead (unless explicitly noted) is merely coincidental."

I hear they left that part out in later editions, though.
Microsuck
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4/11/2012 12:58:06 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/11/2012 12:53:03 PM, drafterman wrote:
DISCLAIMER 1:1 "This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead (unless explicitly noted) is merely coincidental."

I hear they left that part out in later editions, though.

I wonder why.
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Devil worship much? - SD
Newsflash: Atheists do not believe in the Devil! - Me
Newsflash: I doesnt matter if you think you do or not.....You do - SD

"you [imabench] are very naive and so i do not consider your opinions as having any merit. you must still be in highschool" - falconduler
KeytarHero
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4/11/2012 1:08:08 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/11/2012 12:29:21 PM, Microsuck wrote:
What are your favourite bible verses?


NUMBERS 31:15-18 "And Moses said to them: ‘Have you kept all the women alive?…Now therefore kill every male among the little ones; and kill every woman who has known a man intimately. But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls…'



NUMBERS 15:32-36 "…they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day…Then the Lord said to Moses, ‘The man must surely be put to death"…So as the Lord commanded Moses, all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him with stones, and he died."



LEVITICUS 26:29 "You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters"


LEVITICUS 24:16 "And whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him."

Obvious bias is obvious.
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4/11/2012 1:08:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/11/2012 12:49:21 PM, Koopin wrote:
How many times has this thread been made?

Mocking is easier than refuting intellectually.
GeoLaureate8
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4/11/2012 1:55:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/11/2012 1:08:08 PM, KeytarHero wrote:
At 4/11/2012 12:29:21 PM, Microsuck wrote:
What are your favourite bible verses?


NUMBERS 31:15-18 "And Moses said to them: ‘Have you kept all the women alive?…Now therefore kill every male among the little ones; and kill every woman who has known a man intimately. But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls…'


NUMBERS 15:32-36 "…they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day…Then the Lord said to Moses, ‘The man must surely be put to death"…So as the Lord commanded Moses, all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him with stones, and he died."



LEVITICUS 26:29 "You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters"


LEVITICUS 24:16 "And whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him."

Obvious bias is obvious.

The tone of this thread may be one of mockery, but the point that is raised is a serious issue and I think it poses a valid threat to your belief system. How do you confront and reconcile theses atrocious Bible verses?

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4/11/2012 1:56:28 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/11/2012 1:08:28 PM, KeytarHero wrote:
At 4/11/2012 12:49:21 PM, Koopin wrote:
How many times has this thread been made?

Mocking is easier than refuting intellectually.:

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4/11/2012 1:59:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Microsuck
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4/12/2012 8:36:37 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 4/11/2012 1:59:46 PM, drafterman wrote:
Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

lol. This is perhaps the most absurd statement in all the Bible.
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Devil worship much? - SD
Newsflash: Atheists do not believe in the Devil! - Me
Newsflash: I doesnt matter if you think you do or not.....You do - SD

"you [imabench] are very naive and so i do not consider your opinions as having any merit. you must still be in highschool" - falconduler
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1/2/2016 1:54:36 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 4/11/2012 12:29:21 PM, Microsuck wrote:
What are your favourite bible verses?


NUMBERS 31:15-18 "And Moses said to them: "Have you kept all the women alive?"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones; and kill every woman who has known a man intimately. But keep alive for yourselves all the young girls"'



NUMBERS 15:32-36 ""they found a man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day"Then the Lord said to Moses, "The man must surely be put to death""So as the Lord commanded Moses, all the congregation brought him outside the camp and stoned him with stones, and he died."



LEVITICUS 26:29 "You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters"


LEVITICUS 24:16 "And whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him."

These are not satanic