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SuburbiaSurvivor
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5/9/2012 11:11:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
If creationists equal X, evolutionists equal Y, buddhist(s) equals B, and artichokes equal A, then using calculus and quantum physics, we find that:

Xe^YB=A! But if the original number of creationists directly correlates with an increase in artichokes, what does this mean? Well, this proves a non-physical connection between the number of creationists and their subsequent artichokes. While this may APPEAR to be deterministic, there is absolutely no way to falsify the following conundrum without replicating the genes of dinosaurs which is inherently false! THEREFORE, we must rely on on the Cartesian Graph to map out our thoughts and their subsequent actions. But if we do THAT, we discover a DIRECT CORRELATION WITH Q! Therefore God exist.

Checkmate, atheists.
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AlwaysMoreThanYou
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5/10/2012 7:01:22 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/9/2012 11:11:41 PM, SuburbiaSurvivor wrote:
If creationists equal X, evolutionists equal Y, buddhist(s) equals B, and artichokes equal A, then using calculus and quantum physics, we find that:

Xe^YB=A! But if the original number of creationists directly correlates with an increase in artichokes, what does this mean? Well, this proves a non-physical connection between the number of creationists and their subsequent artichokes. While this may APPEAR to be deterministic, there is absolutely no way to falsify the following conundrum without replicating the genes of dinosaurs which is inherently false! THEREFORE, we must rely on on the Cartesian Graph to map out our thoughts and their subsequent actions. But if we do THAT, we discover a DIRECT CORRELATION WITH Q! Therefore God exist.

Checkmate, artichokes.

Fixed. Incredibly convincing proof otherwise.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
Dan4reason
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5/10/2012 10:09:53 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/9/2012 11:11:41 PM, SuburbiaSurvivor wrote:
If creationists equal X, evolutionists equal Y, buddhist(s) equals B, and artichokes equal A, then using calculus and quantum physics, we find that:

Xe^YB=A! But if the original number of creationists directly correlates with an increase in artichokes, what does this mean? Well, this proves a non-physical connection between the number of creationists and their subsequent artichokes. While this may APPEAR to be deterministic, there is absolutely no way to falsify the following conundrum without replicating the genes of dinosaurs which is inherently false! THEREFORE, we must rely on on the Cartesian Graph to map out our thoughts and their subsequent actions. But if we do THAT, we discover a DIRECT CORRELATION WITH Q! Therefore God exist.

Checkmate, atheists.

Wow. This changes everything.