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Perseus
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5/11/2012 12:52:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
My friends, the great Mayan tradition tells us that in just a few months, the great god Bolon Yokte will rise and cause the world to end. Just as the great god is depicted with a rope tied around his neck, and in another with an incense bag, together signifying a sacrifice to end a cycle of years, so to shall the Earth be sacrificed in order to pay homage to this wonderful deity.

Some of you will question whether or not this event will actually occur. Be assured, my friends, that it shall. The Solstice shall lie on December 21st of this auspicious year, and there shall be a galactic alignment and the Sun shall be precisely aligned with the galactic equator. This is not a coincidence, my friends. Some things are beyond our capacity for rational thought. You must pay attention and learn the ways of the cosmos.

I advise you to pray to Bolon Yokote and plea for mercy. Humble yourselves before the great god so that you may be spared on this Doomsday.

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5/11/2012 1:12:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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Perseus
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5/11/2012 1:15:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 1:13:14 PM, tkubok wrote:
I will come back to this thread on december 22nd, and shove this thread up your @ss.

Your rudeness knows no bounds. I will pray to Bolon Yokote for you.
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5/11/2012 1:57:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 1:15:23 PM, Perseus wrote:
At 5/11/2012 1:13:14 PM, tkubok wrote:
I will come back to this thread on december 22nd, and shove this thread up your @ss.

Your rudeness knows no bounds. I will pray to Bolon Yokote for you.

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25 Elijah said to the prophets of Baal, "Choose one of the bulls and prepare it first, since there are so many of you. Call on the name of your god, but do not light the fire." 26 So they took the bull given them and prepared it.

Then they called on the name of Baal from morning till noon. "Baal, answer us!" they shouted. But there was no response; no one answered. And they danced around the altar they had made.

27 At noon Elijah began to taunt them. "Shout louder!" he said. "Surely he is a god! Perhaps he is deep in thought, or busy, or traveling. Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened." 28 So they shouted louder and slashed themselves with swords and spears, as was their custom, until their blood flowed. 29 Midday passed, and they continued their frantic prophesying until the time for the evening sacrifice. But there was no response, no one answered, no one paid attention.
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5/11/2012 2:10:07 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 12:52:59 PM, Perseus wrote:

Some of you will question whether or not this event will actually occur. Be assured, my friends, that it shall. The Solstice shall lie on December 21st of this auspicious year, and there shall be a galactic alignment and the Sun shall be precisely aligned with the galactic equator.


...and?
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5/11/2012 3:08:00 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Well, if the Mayans believed it, it must be true!
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5/11/2012 3:09:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:08:00 PM, Oryus wrote:
Well, if the Mayans believed it, it must be true!

hahaha

Well they have been around for awhile..

And there really is a lot to be said about the Mayan culture.. But some of what I read suggests they don't actually believe in this theory
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Perseus
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5/11/2012 3:10:18 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:08:00 PM, Oryus wrote:
Well, if the Mayans believed it, it must be true!

Ah, Oryus, our resident troll, thief, and forger, has arrived.

The Mayans were a mystical people who are always correct. Their prophecies have been proven true.
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5/11/2012 3:12:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:10:18 PM, Perseus wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:08:00 PM, Oryus wrote:
Well, if the Mayans believed it, it must be true!

Ah, Oryus, our resident troll, thief, and forger, has arrived.

The Mayans were a mystical people who are always correct. Their prophecies have been proven true.

I don't think that is very nice to say about Oryus...

And while I respect your point of view on this matter, I think there are a lot of reasons to suggest that it may or may not be accurate...

But such a theory requires overwhelming evidence to take seriously, and I just haven't seen that yet...
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Nur-Ab-Sal
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5/11/2012 3:26:51 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:10:18 PM, Perseus wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:08:00 PM, Oryus wrote:
Well, if the Mayans believed it, it must be true!

Ah, Oryus, our resident troll, thief, and forger, has arrived.

The Mayans were a mystical people who are always correct. Their prophecies have been proven true.

Guys this guy is trolling the hell out of us, no one really believes this stuff
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5/11/2012 3:31:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:26:51 PM, Nur-Ab-Sal wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:10:18 PM, Perseus wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:08:00 PM, Oryus wrote:
Well, if the Mayans believed it, it must be true!

Ah, Oryus, our resident troll, thief, and forger, has arrived.

The Mayans were a mystical people who are always correct. Their prophecies have been proven true.

Guys this guy is trolling the hell out of us, no one really believes this stuff

Isnt that why the word "Poe" was invented? Because you cant tell between people who actually believe this and those who are trolls?
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5/11/2012 3:33:59 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:12:55 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:10:18 PM, Perseus wrote:
Ah, Oryus, our resident troll, thief, and forger, has arrived.

The Mayans were a mystical people who are always correct. Their prophecies have been proven true.

I don't think that is very nice to say about Oryus...

To be fair, she did troll his debate using semantics.
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5/11/2012 3:34:46 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:26:51 PM, Nur-Ab-Sal wrote:

Guys this guy is trolling the hell out of us, no one really believes this stuff

I thought that as well (but for other reasons), but he is a Pagan. Modern Pagans still exist and so do 2012 doomsday believers.
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5/11/2012 3:48:55 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:33:59 PM, GeoLaureate8 wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:12:55 PM, airmax1227 wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:10:18 PM, Perseus wrote:
Ah, Oryus, our resident troll, thief, and forger, has arrived.

The Mayans were a mystical people who are always correct. Their prophecies have been proven true.

I don't think that is very nice to say about Oryus...

To be fair, she did troll his debate using semantics.

My mistake, I see that now.. Didn't realize there was a history there.. I apologize Perseus... Though I don't think it's fair to say that about Ory in general, but she should know by now not to troll with semantics
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5/11/2012 5:28:56 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 5/11/2012 3:31:20 PM, tkubok wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:26:51 PM, Nur-Ab-Sal wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:10:18 PM, Perseus wrote:
At 5/11/2012 3:08:00 PM, Oryus wrote:
Well, if the Mayans believed it, it must be true!

Ah, Oryus, our resident troll, thief, and forger, has arrived.

The Mayans were a mystical people who are always correct. Their prophecies have been proven true.

Guys this guy is trolling the hell out of us, no one really believes this stuff

Isnt that why the word "Poe" was invented? Because you cant tell between people who actually believe this and those who are trolls?

I see what you mean, it took a bit of research but I did find "Poe's law," and I agree it can be difficult to distinguish the two.

If everyone is certain this guy isn't trolling, I guess there's more to it than what I previously thought.
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12/22/2012 3:55:46 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2012 1:13:14 PM, tkubok wrote:
I will come back to this thread on december 22nd, and shove this thread up your @ss.

Liar. I shall.
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12/22/2012 4:30:48 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/22/2012 3:55:46 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 5/11/2012 1:13:14 PM, tkubok wrote:
I will come back to this thread on december 22nd, and shove this thread up your @ss.

Liar. I shall.

I really wanna know what that guy would say now.
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12/22/2012 4:58:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/22/2012 4:30:48 AM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 12/22/2012 3:55:46 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 5/11/2012 1:13:14 PM, tkubok wrote:
I will come back to this thread on december 22nd, and shove this thread up your @ss.

Liar. I shall.

I really wanna know what that guy would say now.
Perseus? Perseus was Royal's alt account before she decided to troll with it.
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12/27/2012 3:09:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 12/22/2012 4:58:14 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 12/22/2012 4:30:48 AM, SarcasticIndeed wrote:
At 12/22/2012 3:55:46 AM, bossyburrito wrote:
At 5/11/2012 1:13:14 PM, tkubok wrote:
I will come back to this thread on december 22nd, and shove this thread up your @ss.

Liar. I shall.

I really wanna know what that guy would say now.
Perseus? Perseus was Royal's alt account before she decided to troll with it.

EXACTLY.

Screw you Geo for saying "to be fair" in defense of a clear troll!
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1/30/2013 11:41:50 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 5/11/2012 1:13:14 PM, tkubok wrote:
I will come back to this thread on december 22nd, and shove this thread up your @ss.

You don't have to. I'm doing it for you.
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1/30/2013 11:52:11 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
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