Total Posts:12|Showing Posts:1-12
Jump to topic:

Chuck Norris Is A Christian

SuburbiaSurvivor
Posts: 872
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/27/2012 9:23:04 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Christians: 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Atheist: 0.

Boom.
"I'm going to tell you something that you're never going to forget, SuburbiaSurvivor. Women... Are just human beings"
Gileandos
Posts: 2,394
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/27/2012 9:54:20 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/27/2012 9:23:04 PM, SuburbiaSurvivor wrote:
Christians: 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Atheist: 0.

Boom.

I could not stop laughing for over a minute.
johnnyboy54
Posts: 6,362
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/27/2012 10:13:23 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/27/2012 9:27:38 PM, twocupcakes wrote:
No, you misunderstood.

Chuck Norris does not pray to the Christian god, The Christian God prays to Chuck Norris.

False. Chuck Norris is the second coming of Christ, who has come back to roundhouse kick all non-believers.

The assertion is negated.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
The_Fool_on_the_hill
Posts: 6,071
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/27/2012 10:24:57 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/27/2012 9:23:04 PM, SuburbiaSurvivor wrote:
Christians: 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Atheist: 0.

Boom.

The Fool: Appeal to popularity!.
"The bud disappears when the blossom breaks through, and we might say that the former is refuted by the latter; in the same way when the fruit comes, the blossom may be explained to be a false form of the plant's existence, for the fruit appears as its true nature in place of the blossom. These stages are not merely differentiated; they supplant one another as being incompatible with one another." G. W. F. HEGEL
Illegalcombatant
Posts: 4,008
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/28/2012 7:25:59 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Jesus often asks himself...WWCND

What Would Chuck Norris Do
"Seems like another attempt to insert God into areas our knowledge has yet to penetrate. You figure God would be bigger than the gaps of our ignorance." Drafterman 19/5/12
Microsuck
Posts: 1,562
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/28/2012 10:07:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
http://www.chucknorris.com...
Wall of Fail

Devil worship much? - SD
Newsflash: Atheists do not believe in the Devil! - Me
Newsflash: I doesnt matter if you think you do or not.....You do - SD

"you [imabench] are very naive and so i do not consider your opinions as having any merit. you must still be in highschool" - falconduler
jat93
Posts: 1,440
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/28/2012 11:59:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/27/2012 9:23:04 PM, SuburbiaSurvivor wrote:
Christians: 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Atheist: 0.

Boom.

He also endorsed Newt Gingrich.
tBoonePickens
Posts: 3,266
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/29/2012 8:48:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Chuck Norris once ran a race backwards...just to SEE what 2nd place looks like!
WOS
: At 10/3/2012 4:28:52 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
: Without nothing existing, you couldn't have something.
Lordknukle
Posts: 12,788
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/29/2012 10:09:24 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
This is the best pro-religious argument that I have heard in a while.

Seriously.
"Easy is the descent to Avernus, for the door to the Underworld lies upon both day and night. But to retrace your steps and return to the breezes above- that's the task, that's the toil."
Ore_Ele
Posts: 25,980
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
6/29/2012 11:54:12 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 6/27/2012 10:24:57 PM, The_Fool_on_the_hill wrote:
At 6/27/2012 9:23:04 PM, SuburbiaSurvivor wrote:
Christians: 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Atheist: 0.

Boom.

The Fool: Appeal to popularity!.

That's actually an appeal to authority.
"Wanting Red Rhino Pill to have gender"