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Wallstreetatheist
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8/10/2012 6:23:41 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Try to make up your own ending on this superstitious phrase.

Examples:
1) Telling an atheist to go to hell is like threatening to force feed a vegetarian unicorn meat.
2) Telling an atheist to go to hell is like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.
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8/10/2012 6:43:58 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
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Paradox_7
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8/10/2012 6:54:27 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/10/2012 6:23:41 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Try to make up your own ending on this superstitious phrase.

Examples:
1) Telling an atheist to go to hell is like threatening to force feed a vegetarian unicorn meat.
2) Telling an atheist to go to hell is like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.

3) Telling an atheist to go to hell is like threatening a kid with taking him to chucke-e-cheese.
4) Telling an atheist to go to hell is like telling water to be wet.

lol idunno, i tried..
: At 10/23/2012 8:06:03 PM, tvellalott wrote:
: Don't be. The Catholic Church is ran by Darth Sidius for fvck sake. As far as I'm concerned, you're a bona fide member of the Sith.
twocupcakes
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8/10/2012 7:57:50 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
Seriously, I don't know why theists threaten atheists with hell...don't theists know that if they threaten with hell, Santa Clause will not bring them any presents.
johnnyboy54
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8/10/2012 7:58:48 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/10/2012 7:57:50 PM, twocupcakes wrote:
Seriously, I don't know why theists threaten atheists with hell...don't theists know that if they threaten with hell, Santa Clause will not bring them any presents.

I keep trying to tell them, buy they don't listen.
I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
johnnyboy54
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8/10/2012 7:59:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/10/2012 7:58:48 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
At 8/10/2012 7:57:50 PM, twocupcakes wrote:
Seriously, I don't know why theists threaten atheists with hell...don't theists know that if they threaten with hell, Santa Clause will not bring them any presents.

I keep trying to tell them, but they don't listen.

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I didn't order assholes with my whiskey.
Paradox_7
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8/10/2012 8:17:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 8/10/2012 7:57:50 PM, twocupcakes wrote:
Seriously, I don't know why theists threaten atheists with hell...don't theists know that if they threaten with hell, Santa Clause will not bring them any presents.


It's kinda wierd to me that anyone would consider hell a threat from a Christian.. since 1) they are not the one sending you, 2) are not the ones determining who goes to hell, and 3) usually don't even want you to go to hell...
: At 10/23/2012 8:06:03 PM, tvellalott wrote:
: Don't be. The Catholic Church is ran by Darth Sidius for fvck sake. As far as I'm concerned, you're a bona fide member of the Sith.
medic0506
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8/11/2012 1:01:19 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Telling an atheist to go to hell is like telling someone who says there is no God that he better pray that he's right.

Telling an atheist to go to hell is like telling Drafterman that he looks like the love child of Dawkins and Hitchens. (Sorry D, I thought it was funny)