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leet4A1
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9/17/2009 8:09:17 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 9/17/2009 7:52:48 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
On their billboard our front:

Worry is temporary atheism.

We're ALL going to hell apparently.

There's a church near where I live with the most ridiculous signs out the front.

The current one is something like "Jesus invested his life in you... Shown any interest?"
"Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, 'what is'. And 'what should be' is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago. The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce

"Satan goes to church, did you know that?" - Godsands

"And Genisis 1 does match modern science... you just have to try really hard." - GR33K FR33K5
PoeJoe
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9/17/2009 9:33:36 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I walk by several churches when coming home from school. One of these churches usually has some witty message displayed. This is one such message I remember strongly:

This is a ch--ch. What's missing?

Very clever if I do say so myself.
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Ragnar_Rahl
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9/17/2009 9:43:21 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
Given leet's avatar, he's the most Christian fellow on the site :).
It came to be at its height. It was commanded to command. It was a capital before its first stone was laid. It was a monument to the spirit of man.
leet4A1
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9/17/2009 10:01:34 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I walk by several churches when coming home from school. One of these churches usually has some witty message displayed. This is one such message I remember strongly:

This is a ch--ch. What's missing?

Very clever if I do say so myself.

Haha, that is very clever indeed.

At 9/17/2009 9:43:21 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Given leet's avatar, he's the most Christian fellow on the site :).

Haha, so's this.
"Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, 'what is'. And 'what should be' is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago. The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is." - Lenny Bruce

"Satan goes to church, did you know that?" - Godsands

"And Genisis 1 does match modern science... you just have to try really hard." - GR33K FR33K5
Danielle
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9/18/2009 9:47:54 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
CHURCH SIGNS ROCK!

1. Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskin Robbins.
2. The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
3. In the dark? Follow the Son.

Etc. :P
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DATCMOTO
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9/18/2009 10:40:42 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 9/17/2009 7:52:48 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
On their billboard our front:

Worry is temporary atheism.

We're ALL going to hell apparently.

When you get right down to it there IS only FAITH or FEAR: worry is a small fear.
The Cross.. the Cross.
Kleptin
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9/19/2009 10:02:38 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 9/18/2009 11:41:38 PM, Volkov wrote:
http://static.pyzam.com...

"All rocks go to heaven."

lol@church signs arguing amongst themselves.
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DATCMOTO
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9/21/2009 4:36:03 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 9/19/2009 10:02:38 AM, Kleptin wrote:
At 9/18/2009 11:41:38 PM, Volkov wrote:
http://static.pyzam.com...

"All rocks go to heaven."

lol@church signs arguing amongst themselves.

I preferred your previous user icon kleptin..
The Cross.. the Cross.