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Dagolas
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10/6/2012 5:29:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Hello everyone.

Christians, Jews, Muslims are all idiots. I shall recount Manowel's will:

This morning only, I had just woken, and an angel, St. Jacob, came to me and gave me a page. On this page, it recounted the biography of Manowel. He is god. There is no allah, or yaweh or "christian god". There is only Manowel.
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10/6/2012 5:33:17 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 5:29:58 AM, Dagolas wrote:
Hello everyone.

Christians, Jews, Muslims are all idiots. I shall recount Manowel's will:

This morning only, I had just woken, and an angel, St. Jacob, came to me and gave me a page. On this page, it recounted the biography of Manowel. He is god. There is no allah, or yaweh or "christian god". There is only Manowel.

Cathol is the only god, you heretic.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
Dagolas
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10/6/2012 5:54:42 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
I shall read Manowel's 6 commandments:

-You will only eat porridge on the first Sunday of every month
-You will not wear Vans or Nike's as shoes, only sandals
-You will pray at the Manogosque 4 times a day
-You will never eat lamb
-You will never eat cheeseburgers with meat in them
-You will not say the words: "pizza", "xbox" or "geek", or your phallus will be cut off
AlwaysMoreThanYou
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10/6/2012 5:57:18 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 5:54:42 AM, Dagolas wrote:
-You will not say the words: "pizza", "xbox" or "geek", or your phallus will be cut off

By whom?
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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10/6/2012 5:59:11 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 5:57:18 AM, AlwaysMoreThanYou wrote:
At 10/6/2012 5:54:42 AM, Dagolas wrote:
-You will not say the words: "pizza", "xbox" or "geek", or your phallus will be cut off

By whom?

Also, what if you're a woman?
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
AlwaysMoreThanYou
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10/6/2012 6:04:28 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 6:02:26 AM, Dagolas wrote:
All women will be drowned if they utter the unholy words of Natas

This god is sexist.

Therefore, it does not exist.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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10/6/2012 6:11:06 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 5:29:58 AM, Dagolas wrote:
Hello everyone.

Christians, Jews, Muslims are all idiots. I shall recount Manowel's will:

This morning only, I had just woken, and an angel, St. Jacob, came to me and gave me a page. On this page, it recounted the biography of Manowel. He is god. There is no allah, or yaweh or "christian god". There is only Manowel.

Interesting! I am a idiot and you are not? Interesting. This God is a known musicial group? BTW, Yaweh and Christian God are one and the same! Just saying.
Double_Helix46
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10/6/2012 6:12:15 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 5:54:42 AM, Dagolas wrote:
I shall read Manowel's 6 commandments:

-You will only eat porridge on the first Sunday of every month
-You will not wear Vans or Nike's as shoes, only sandals
-You will pray at the Manogosque 4 times a day
-You will never eat lamb
-You will never eat cheeseburgers with meat in them
-You will not say the words: "pizza", "xbox" or "geek", or your phallus will be cut off

Wow, what high standards. I see this logic now.
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10/6/2012 6:13:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 6:11:20 AM, Dagolas wrote:
He does. This is an image, the last image Van Gogh ever drew. It was a depiction of Manowel.

http://image.noelshack.com...

Yep, classic Van Gogh there. It must be true.
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10/6/2012 6:13:40 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
The Argument from Contradicting My Subjective Morality is a powerful argument that I use against any god I don't like.

Manowel contradicts my subjective morality, therefore it does not exist.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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10/6/2012 6:18:44 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 6:14:17 AM, Dagolas wrote:
I am the last prophet of Manoel, and must convey his message
Timeant me dilige, ego sum ​​Deus.

How could you follow such an immoral god?

I mean, you can tell it's immoral because I deemed it to be.
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
Dagolas
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10/6/2012 6:21:05 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Manoel is the almighty power. On the 21st of december 2012 he shall rise from the heavens along his son Wakalapata and destroy the world. He will blow a hole through it and reach into the fiery pits of hell, and summon Natas, what you Christians call Lucifer or Satan, from there. He shall then battle the Etileonam and the dark lord Natas, until he kills him and sends the Etilenoam from whence they came.
Anyone who is not a Manoelite will become a Etilenoam and go to hell.
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10/6/2012 6:24:18 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 6:21:05 AM, Dagolas wrote:
Manoel is the almighty power. On the 21st of december 2012 he shall rise from the heavens along his son Wakalapata and destroy the world. He will blow a hole through it and reach into the fiery pits of hell, and summon Natas, what you Christians call Lucifer or Satan, from there. He shall then battle the Etileonam and the dark lord Natas, until he kills him and sends the Etilenoam from whence they came.
Anyone who is not a Manoelite will become a Etilenoam and go to hell.

How convenient, you never responded to my undefeatable Argument from Contradicting My Subjective Morality, therefore your alleged Manoel doesn't even exist!

HAHAHA WHAT AN INTELLECTUALY DISHHOONEST PERSON U ARR!
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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10/6/2012 6:30:18 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Manoel has come to understand that YOU are the Dark Lord of Hell Natas. He sends his deepest sympathy to you, and says he awaits the moment he will drive a sword through your heart.
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10/6/2012 6:32:15 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 6:30:18 AM, Dagolas wrote:
Manoel has come to understand that YOU are the Dark Lord of Hell Natas. He sends his deepest sympathy to you, and says he awaits the moment he will drive a sword through your heart.

Has come to understand?

Manoel is obviously an idiot who doesn't even know who the dark lord of HelL is!

What an incompetent deity!!!

How can yuu worshipp such an ovious fallsehood!
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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10/6/2012 6:38:07 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 6:33:58 AM, Dagolas wrote:
Manowel is very angry

Manowel doeznt exist LOL!
'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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10/6/2012 6:41:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 6:39:23 AM, Dagolas wrote:
He does.

prooove it lololololololololool

If canitn youprove it duznt xist!!!!

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'When the Spirit of truth comes, he will guide you into all the truth; for he will not speak on his own authority, but whatever he hears he will speak, and he will declare to you the things that are to come.' - John 16:13
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10/6/2012 9:08:58 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/6/2012 5:34:44 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
He's okay, I guess. Not enough to call myself a Manilowelite.

Oh fvck you for stealing what I was going to say and saying that Barry is just "Okay".
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Dagolas
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5/26/2013 3:44:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Manowel is displeased, we only have 6 members in our religion.
Convert today and get a free leather bound Holy Buybell of Manowel, nothing to do with the bible.
Dagolas
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2/15/2015 10:21:32 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 5/26/2013 3:51:19 PM, Sower4GS wrote:
You mock Manowelite, but remember everything you say is flammable including you.

I have a friend Xxskaterboi399xX who has recently agreed to start a new political party in the US based in Washington DC called the Holy Democratic Manowelian People's Front of the United States of America