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Jesus, Now More Popular Than Tits

Wallstreetatheist
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10/30/2012 3:35:49 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
After millennia of a near-militaristic quagmire, exhilarating new research confirms that Jesus (pbuh) has finally emerged as the clear victor in the battle against fun bags, fulfilling yet another prophesy as explicitly lain out in scripture. Mammilla 4:7-10 clearly proclaims, "Through the Redeemer all evil cowers. Even the two-breasted creatures will don the blue cloak of defeat when the Redeemer, in blood, triumphs! Then, All will proclaim the name of the Redeemer and All will know that I am the LORD your God with a 95% confidence interval." Checkmate atheists!

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medic0506
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10/30/2012 11:03:47 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
Theists, is it a sin to call someone an idiot and an attention whore when all they do is try to be purposefully offensive??
DanielChristopherBlowes
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10/30/2012 3:12:11 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/30/2012 11:03:47 AM, medic0506 wrote:
Theists, is it a sin to call someone an idiot and an attention whore when all they do is try to be purposefully offensive??

We are called to give grace; if we only do good to those who do good to us then it is not grace but earned..

The measure we use will be used against us.
Everyone on the side of Truth listens to Me. (Jesus Christ)
annanicole
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10/30/2012 4:53:48 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/30/2012 11:03:47 AM, medic0506 wrote:
Theists, is it a sin to call someone an idiot and an attention whore when all they do is try to be purposefully offensive??

No
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DanielChristopherBlowes
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10/30/2012 5:42:38 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/30/2012 11:03:47 AM, medic0506 wrote:
Theists, is it a sin to call someone an idiot and an attention whore when all they do is try to be purposefully offensive??

It's a trespass; He forgives ours as we forgive them theirs..
Everyone on the side of Truth listens to Me. (Jesus Christ)
jharry
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10/30/2012 8:38:54 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/30/2012 5:42:38 PM, DanielChristopherBlowes wrote:
At 10/30/2012 11:03:47 AM, medic0506 wrote:
Theists, is it a sin to call someone an idiot and an attention whore when all they do is try to be purposefully offensive??

It's a trespass; He forgives ours as we forgive them theirs..

Hmmm......

So I'd be good if I said "Wallstreetatheist, I forgive you for being an idiot and attention whore."
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen
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10/31/2012 2:15:35 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/30/2012 8:38:54 PM, jharry wrote:
At 10/30/2012 5:42:38 PM, DanielChristopherBlowes wrote:
At 10/30/2012 11:03:47 AM, medic0506 wrote:
Theists, is it a sin to call someone an idiot and an attention whore when all they do is try to be purposefully offensive??

It's a trespass; He forgives ours as we forgive them theirs..

Hmmm......

So I'd be good if I said "Wallstreetatheist, I forgive you for being an idiot and attention whore."

Amen!
Let your words be the genuine picture of your heart- John Wesley
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AlwaysMoreThanYou
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10/31/2012 2:57:26 AM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/31/2012 2:40:11 AM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
How popular would Jesus be if he had tits?

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DanielChristopherBlowes
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10/31/2012 5:10:02 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
At 10/30/2012 8:38:54 PM, jharry wrote:
At 10/30/2012 5:42:38 PM, DanielChristopherBlowes wrote:
At 10/30/2012 11:03:47 AM, medic0506 wrote:
Theists, is it a sin to call someone an idiot and an attention whore when all they do is try to be purposefully offensive??

It's a trespass; He forgives ours as we forgive them theirs..

Hmmm......

So I'd be good if I said "Wallstreetatheist, I forgive you for being an idiot and attention whore."

You'd be obedient, if you do it in secret, God will reward you openly..
Everyone on the side of Truth listens to Me. (Jesus Christ)