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Hundreds of Proofs God exists:

Dan4reason
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1/22/2013 2:29:29 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
http://www.godlessgeeks.com...

This site is amazing and contains caricatures of real arguments for God. Here are some examples.

ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
(1) My aunt had cancer.
(2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
(3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
(1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die.
(2) I'm afraid of that.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
(1) [arbitrary passage from OT]
(2) [arbitrary passage from NT]
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists; it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION, a.k.a. TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA'S ARGUMENT
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

PARENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS
(1) Billions of people believe in God.
(2) They can't all be wrong, can they?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM FALLIBILITY
(1) Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
(2) Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
(3) I propose that God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
Nur-Ab-Sal
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1/22/2013 10:48:57 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Funny.

ARGUMENT FROM RICHARD DAWKINS
1. Evolution is true.
2. Paley is the only theologian who ever existed.
3. Hence, God does not exist.
Genesis I. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.
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1/22/2013 10:53:30 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/22/2013 10:53:08 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
This is retarded.
Genesis I. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.
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1/22/2013 10:53:52 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
INB4 people say stuff like "Those arguments are the better than most other theist arguments." or "*circle jerk*".
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1/22/2013 10:54:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/22/2013 10:53:30 PM, Nur-Ab-Sal wrote:
At 1/22/2013 10:53:08 PM, johnnyboy54 wrote:
This is retarded.
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1/22/2013 11:01:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
(1) [arbitrary passage from OT]
(2) [arbitrary passage from NT]
(3) Therefore, God exists.

It's funny how much this one's actually used.
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1/22/2013 11:43:16 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/22/2013 2:29:29 AM, Dan4reason wrote:
http://www.godlessgeeks.com...

This site is amazing and contains caricatures of real arguments for God. Here are some examples.

ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Isn't that baby/sunset/flower/tree beautiful?
(2) Only God could have made them so beautiful.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)
(1) My aunt had cancer.
(2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments.
(3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM CREATION, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (I)
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
(1) If there is no God then we're all going to not exist after we die.
(2) I'm afraid of that.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE
(1) [arbitrary passage from OT]
(2) [arbitrary passage from NT]
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists; it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION, a.k.a. TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA'S ARGUMENT
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

PARENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) My mommy and daddy told me that God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM NUMBERS
(1) Billions of people believe in God.
(2) They can't all be wrong, can they?
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY
(1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God.
(2) Here is the URL.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM FALLIBILITY
(1) Human reasoning is inherently flawed.
(2) Therefore, there is no reasonable way to challenge a proposition.
(3) I propose that God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

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1/22/2013 11:53:39 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
That's not hundreds of proofs...
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1/23/2013 12:16:09 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/22/2013 11:53:39 PM, Paradox_7 wrote:
That's not hundreds of proofs...

Click the link =p
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1/23/2013 12:56:28 AM
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ARGUMENT FROM THIS WONDERFUL HISTORIAN
(1) There's this wonderful historian!
(2) His academic credentials are NEVER doubted by like-minded Christians!
(3) Now, this historian has proved conclusively, to his own satisfaction and to the satisfaction of like-minded Christians, that the Bible must be totally true.
(4) Therefore, both the Old Testament and the New Testament have been proven true.
(5) I hear the skeptic ask: If this his historically true, why do so many historians doubt the reliability of the Bible?
(6) The answer is, there is a conspiracy among the unfaithful to prevent this proof of Christianity being known.
(7) Naturally, the conspiracy must include powerful people like President Bush, or it could not succeed.
(8) Doubt not, O unbeliever, only have FAITH!
(9) Therefore, God exists.
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1/23/2013 5:37:15 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 1/22/2013 2:29:29 AM, Dan4reason wrote:
http://www.godlessgeeks.com...


ARGUMENT FROM BEAUTY, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)


ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (I)

ARGUMENT FROM BJORK (ICE - LAND)
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