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"Is the IRS Persecuting Kent Hovind?"

RLBaty
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2/8/2013 5:49:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/8/2013 5:29:03 PM, Polaris wrote:

Why are you making another thread about this?

Another article, another angle, another thread!

It is quite in keeping with what is observed in the "forums" section of this website.
Wnope
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2/8/2013 5:51:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/8/2013 5:49:00 PM, RLBaty wrote:
At 2/8/2013 5:29:03 PM, Polaris wrote:

Why are you making another thread about this?

Another article, another angle, another thread!

It is quite in keeping with what is observed in the "forums" section of this website.

Yes, but WHO CARES what happened to Kent Hovind?

Might as well update us on Guish or Morris. Don't recognize those names? Because NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM.
RLBaty
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2/8/2013 5:56:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/8/2013 5:51:06 PM, Wnope wrote:

WHO CARES what happened to Kent Hovind?

NO ONE CARES...

I know better!
Ramshutu
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2/8/2013 6:47:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
It's all a big conspiracy.

The Hovinds were going to a charity slave auction, and decided to use cash as it looked better on the cameras. Due to a back problem, they could only carry small amounts of cash, and couldn't use any trays or rolling carry-alls due to a chronic skin condition. Combine this with a fact that they know several of the tellers in the bank they were with had chronic hallitosis, and the rest were atheists, they could not bring themselves to actually withdraw the cash legally. In an attempt to disprove evolution, they managed to taught their dog to act like a human, and unfortunately it got a bit of a complex, learnt to forge their signatures and went around the country cashing cheques.

The Hovinds beleive in biblical innerancy, so when they purchased a copy of the king james from wallmart which had a misplaced employee handbook in there, they felt it was their obligation onto God that when they brought in their ministers that they should treat them like employees, pay them, give them holiday, sick leave, grievance procedure and entitlement to pension contributions, use of coffee machines and a direct hotline to a human resources departent forever and ever, amen.

They were also avid paper aeroplane fans but had the misfortune of mistaking a pile of papers comprising deeds to property titles and cars for the standard thin leaf construction paper. Other relatives also made planes, but had an obsessive compulsive need to write his name in wet ink all over it, and when the two crashed in mid air, the names written on the one plane accidently transferred to the other.

The missing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of tax is mainly down the back of one of their sofa's, due to Hovinds continually gesticulating, especially at home whilst watching re-runs of "I dream of Genie", which he watches for inspiration about creation science; all loose change and high denomination bank notes managed to fall out of his pockets and into the sofa. He didn't notice because he felt he was held in high regard by God, and the Bible seemed to imply that poor people are held in high regard by God; ergo never having money despite earning millions seemed to be reasonable.

So in summary; the IRS was being horribly unfair, and the Hovinds are simply victims of horrible circumstance.
medic0506
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2/9/2013 9:17:14 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 2/8/2013 6:47:17 PM, Ramshutu wrote:
It's all a big conspiracy.

The Hovinds were going to a charity slave auction, and decided to use cash as it looked better on the cameras. Due to a back problem, they could only carry small amounts of cash, and couldn't use any trays or rolling carry-alls due to a chronic skin condition. Combine this with a fact that they know several of the tellers in the bank they were with had chronic hallitosis, and the rest were atheists, they could not bring themselves to actually withdraw the cash legally. In an attempt to disprove evolution, they managed to taught their dog to act like a human, and unfortunately it got a bit of a complex, learnt to forge their signatures and went around the country cashing cheques.

Hopefully their dog learnt better english than what is exhibited here.

The Hovinds beleive in biblical innerancy, so when they purchased a copy of the king james from wallmart which had a misplaced employee handbook in there, they felt it was their obligation onto God that when they brought in their ministers that they should treat them like employees, pay them, give them holiday, sick leave, grievance procedure and entitlement to pension contributions, use of coffee machines and a direct hotline to a human resources departent forever and ever, amen.

They were also avid paper aeroplane fans but had the misfortune of mistaking a pile of papers comprising deeds to property titles and cars for the standard thin leaf construction paper. Other relatives also made planes, but had an obsessive compulsive need to write his name in wet ink all over it, and when the two crashed in mid air, the names written on the one plane accidently transferred to the other.

The missing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of tax is mainly down the back of one of their sofa's, due to Hovinds continually gesticulating, especially at home whilst watching re-runs of "I dream of Genie", which he watches for inspiration about creation science; all loose change and high denomination bank notes managed to fall out of his pockets and into the sofa. He didn't notice because he felt he was held in high regard by God, and the Bible seemed to imply that poor people are held in high regard by God; ergo never having money despite earning millions seemed to be reasonable.

So in summary; the IRS was being horribly unfair, and the Hovinds are simply victims of horrible circumstance.

You just be hatin' because you can't prove the man wrong about evolution...lol

Btw, what's wrong with I Dream of Genie?? Speaking of old classics, I found something you guys can finally show as an example of a transitional species!!!

http://www.youtube.com...