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Praise Jesus, the Creator of April Fools!

Magicr
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4/1/2013 9:00:59 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Praise Jesus, the Creator of April Fools!

-An extremely short play by Magicr.

(The Apostles are gathered and Jesus appears to the apostles three days after being crucified and cool lighting effects.)

Apostles: I thought you were dead Jesus!

Jesus: April Fools, bitchez.

Apostles: But today isn't April Fools, Jesus. That's tomorrow. Today is Easter.

Jesus: I'm Jesus. It's April Fools if I want it to be.

Apostles: But, a month called April doesn't even exist yet.

Jesus: Well, that's a shame.

(Walks dejectedly back into his tomb. End of Play.)

Empty tomb? I think not.

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