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Dieties on DDO?

wjmelements
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11/21/2009 5:23:50 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
With 40 results for
"I am not your god" OR "you are not my god" OR "I am your god" OR "you are my god" OR "I am my god" OR "you are your god"
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one can only conclude that there are dieties on DDO.
-Who are they?
-Why are they here?
-Where did they come from?
-What are they, exactly?
-How are you?
-I'm good, thank you.
-What do they want with us?
-Do they know how to speak in fourth person?
-Do they know the meaning of life?
-Why are they bothering with us?
-Do they experience emotion?
-Do they understand English?
-How do you spell Soliloquy?
-Is reality really real?
-Have you seen my car?
-Where might I find the invisible pink unicorn?
-Do they know how to draw a two-sided shape?
-Can they read?
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crackofdawn_Jr
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11/21/2009 5:52:22 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 11/21/2009 5:23:50 PM, wjmelements wrote:
With 40 results for
"I am not your god" OR "you are not my god" OR "I am your god" OR "you are my god" OR "I am my god" OR "you are your god"
http://www.debate.org...
one can only conclude that there are dieties on DDO.
-Who are they?
Us
-Why are they here?
Cuz its fun
-Where did they come from?
Everywhere
-What are they, exactly?
We Are
-How are you?
We're fine, thank you for asking. How are you?
-I'm good, thank you.
-What do they want with us?
We want It.
-Do they know how to speak in fourth person?
You wouldn't understand it.
-Do they know the meaning of life?
Yes
-Why are they bothering with us?
We're sorry, We didn't mean to bother you.
-Do they experience emotion?
Not your emotions
-Do they understand English?
Well duh...
-How do you spell Soliloquy?
Really?
-Is reality really real?
Is "real" really reality?
-Have you seen my car?
What if We have?
-Where might I find the invisible pink unicorn?
Why do you want to know?
-Do they know how to draw a two-sided shape?
Why do you care?
-Can they read?
Seriously?...
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resolutionsmasher
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11/21/2009 6:41:52 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
I'm sorry, but..... um................. HUH!?!?!?!
In the relationship between Obama and the rest of the U.S..... I think the U.S. is getting the short end of the hockey stick.
PoeJoe
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11/22/2009 9:24:07 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 11/21/2009 5:23:50 PM, wjmelements wrote:
-Who are they?

Phil.

-Why are they here?

And what is the meaning of life? Can't answer definitively? Neither can I.

-Where did they come from?

Repeat above response.

-What are they, exactly?

He is a Homo Sapien. The approximate population of his kind is 6.7 billion. His kind has advance cognitive skills, and use their superior intellect to shape the world around this with tools and technology. His kind is the only species that has drastically changed the environment they live in. Anatomically, they are bipedals, which means they walk on two legs. This anatomical feature allows them to manipulate objects with their hands. Evolutionarily, they are apes who share a common ancestor with the monkey. Homo Sapiens first appeared on Earth about 600000 years ago.

-What do they want with us?

Money. But with the lack of ads, I'm getting real antsy.

-Do they know how to speak in fourth person?

Not to my knowledge.

-Do they know the meaning of life?

Perhaps. However, I do not know if He knows the meaning of life.

-Why are they bothering with us?

He is not bothering me. Tell me, what was your childhood like?

-Do they experience emotion?

Only in bed. ;D

-Do they understand English?

Que?

-How do you spell Soliloquy?

Soliloquy.

-Is reality really real?

That's circular, biatch.

-Have you seen my car?

Not to my knowledge.

-Where might I find the invisible pink unicorn?

In your mom.

-Do they know how to draw a two-sided shape?

()

-Can they read?

Yes.
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feverish
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11/23/2009 7:24:24 AM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 11/21/2009 5:23:50 PM, wjmelements wrote:

-Who are they?
-Why are they here?
-Where did they come from?
-What are they, exactly?
-What do they want with us?
-Do they know how to speak in fourth person?
-Do they know the meaning of life?
-Why are they bothering with us?
-Do they experience emotion?
-Do they understand English?
-How do you spell deity?
-Is reality really real?
-Have you seen my car?
-Where might I find the invisible pink unicorn?
-Do they know how to draw a two-sided shape?
-Can they spell?
Chrysippus
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11/23/2009 3:51:28 PM
Posted: 7 years ago
At 11/21/2009 5:23:50 PM, wjmelements wrote:
-Who are they?

Whomever they wish to be.

-Why are they here?

Because they can be.

-Where did they come from?

The opposite direction in which they are going.

-What are they, exactly?

Precisely what they are.

-How are you?

Very how. I've not felt this how in quite a while. And yourself?

-I'm good, thank you.

You are welcome.

-What do they want with us?

Why are you concerned? Don't you trust them?

-Do they know how to speak in fourth person?

Deities know everything...

-Do they know the meaning of life?

Were you listening to me just now?

-Why are they bothering with us?

It's no bother, really. They rather enjoy it, actually.

-Do they experience emotion?

How would you define that?

-Do they understand English?

The english, she is speaken here, yes!

-How do you spell Soliloquy?

I start by writing an "S", and then I add an "o". Throw in a few "l"s and an "i", another "o" to round things out, and a "quy" to make it look intellectual. And then I stand on stage and talk to myself loudly for fifteen minutes...

-Is reality really real?

What did you have for breakfast?

-Have you seen my car?

Evil chuckle...

-Where might I find the invisible pink unicorn?

Look in Utopia.

-Do they know how to draw a two-sided shape?

Alas, they cannot draw at all. Only I, DDO's resident artist, can draw. All other claimants to that skill are fakes and rogue impostors.

-Can they read?

Depends; who wrote the text?
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Chrysippus
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7/13/2012 11:08:12 PM
Posted: 4 years ago
This thread raised a number of valid and relevant questions, and I think it should receive the attention it deserves.
Cavete mea inexorabilis legiones mimus!