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7/18/2013 8:16:25 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
God must have a scent. think bout it. we have levels of smells and God must be the ultimate smell. God IS A SENTIENT MIND WHO HAS A SCENT.

The power of GOd is the gift of the Jesus of the GOd of yes.

Smell
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7/18/2013 8:40:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 8:16:25 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
God must have a scent. think bout it. we have levels of smells and God must be the ultimate smell. God IS A SENTIENT MIND WHO HAS A SCENT.

The power of GOd is the gift of the Jesus of the GOd of yes.

Smell

Airborne chemicals.
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7/18/2013 8:48:29 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 8:40:10 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 7/18/2013 8:16:25 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
God must have a scent. think bout it. we have levels of smells and God must be the ultimate smell. God IS A SENTIENT MIND WHO HAS A SCENT.

The power of GOd is the gift of the Jesus of the GOd of yes.

Smell

Airborne chemicals.

They are but one level in the levals of smell leading to the ultimate smell
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7/18/2013 8:57:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 8:48:29 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
At 7/18/2013 8:40:10 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 7/18/2013 8:16:25 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
God must have a scent. think bout it. we have levels of smells and God must be the ultimate smell. God IS A SENTIENT MIND WHO HAS A SCENT.

The power of GOd is the gift of the Jesus of the GOd of yes.

Smell

Airborne chemicals.

They are but one level in the levals of smell leading to the ultimate smell

What does God smell like?
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7/18/2013 9:16:55 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 8:16:25 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
God must have a scent. think bout it. we have levels of smells and God must be the ultimate smell. God IS A SENTIENT MIND WHO HAS A SCENT.

The power of GOd is the gift of the Jesus of the GOd of yes.

Smell

While I won't get as mystical about it, I thought about that regarding the story of Moses in the rock when God covered him with his hand. If you cup your hand to your nose you can smell yourself. I wonder what that smelled like, having God's hand cupped over you.
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7/18/2013 10:04:24 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
THE SCENT OF GOD TRANSCENDS MORTAL NOSE PERCEPTION

It is the smell of a child's laugh, the stench of moonlight filtering through raindrops on your window, the pungent odor of pure unadulterated sex.

The smell of God is love, and in his original Sacred text you could find the slightest wafting notes of pure light and joy lingering on its faded pages. Sadly alchemists in the 12nd century, though they tirelessly plunged the darkest depths of the occult sciences to find the answer, were unable to recover even a hint of the divine musk.

They say that if you climb to the peak of the tallest mountains and sit in isolation, praying fervently for a sign from god, inhaling only the purest air and thinking only the purest thoughts, you will for a brief instant be overcome with a sensation almost like you are going to sneeze, that you know something powerful is coming, but the moment you focus on it it is gone.

Men who have come back from near death experiences talk initially about the sights they saw and the sounds they heard, but slowly over time their dreams are haunted by some other sensation they can't explain. As they fade into what people assume is dementia they more lucidly begin to grasp its effervescence once more. It floods their mind until they can no longer bear to focus on mundane scents and ignore them, typically leading to hilarious farting incidents. On their deathbeds they do their best to describe this magnificent lingering fragrance, but the closest they can manage is to whisper to their loved ones comforting last words about love, peace, and understanding.

Also, cilantro.
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7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
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7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.
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7/18/2013 10:17:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.

Then explain why the Bible repeatedly refers to the messiah as "Son of the Most High".
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
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7/18/2013 10:31:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 10:17:15 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.

Then explain why the Bible repeatedly refers to the messiah as "Son of the Most High".

That's not High in the low sense!
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7/18/2013 10:57:51 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 8:57:06 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 7/18/2013 8:48:29 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
At 7/18/2013 8:40:10 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 7/18/2013 8:16:25 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
God must have a scent. think bout it. we have levels of smells and God must be the ultimate smell. God IS A SENTIENT MIND WHO HAS A SCENT.

The power of GOd is the gift of the Jesus of the GOd of yes.

Smell

Airborne chemicals.

They are but one level in the levals of smell leading to the ultimate smell

What does God smell like?

Cookies.
"It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive." " C. W. Leadbeater
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7/18/2013 10:58:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 10:31:15 PM, Fruitytree wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:17:15 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.

Then explain why the Bible repeatedly refers to the messiah as "Son of the Most High".

That's not High in the low sense!

An all-powerful entity creates an entire universe just so that he could grow his own "secret garden", before getting angry when someone found and sampled his forbidden "stash"? Sounds exactly like what a cosmic stoner would do.
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
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7/19/2013 8:02:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 10:17:15 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.

Then explain why the Bible repeatedly refers to the messiah as "Son of the Most High".

Please step back from the bag of Doritos.
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7/19/2013 10:33:55 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 10:58:10 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:31:15 PM, Fruitytree wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:17:15 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.

Then explain why the Bible repeatedly refers to the messiah as "Son of the Most High".

That's not High in the low sense!

An all-powerful entity creates an entire universe just so that he could grow his own "secret garden", before getting angry when someone found and sampled his forbidden "stash"? Sounds exactly like what a cosmic stoner would do.

The entire universe creation purpose isn't what you claim, the garden is in heaven, not inside the universe in the first place. and second off we are created to obey, so those who don't deserve the wrath, it's not like we're asked something impossible to accomplish!!
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7/19/2013 2:20:56 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/18/2013 10:59:16 PM, Composer wrote:
Obviously all gods love the smells of rotting flesh by Death & Diseases!

What narcissitic sickos!

Errrr, don't say that deComposer.
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7/19/2013 2:22:54 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/19/2013 10:33:55 AM, Fruitytree wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:58:10 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:31:15 PM, Fruitytree wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:17:15 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.

Then explain why the Bible repeatedly refers to the messiah as "Son of the Most High".

That's not High in the low sense!

An all-powerful entity creates an entire universe just so that he could grow his own "secret garden", before getting angry when someone found and sampled his forbidden "stash"? Sounds exactly like what a cosmic stoner would do.

The entire universe creation purpose isn't what you claim, the garden is in heaven, not inside the universe in the first place.

I bet transcendent weed smokes real good.

and second off we are created to obey, so those who don't deserve the wrath, it's not like we're asked something impossible to accomplish!!

I created my child to obey, so if it doesn't it deserves my wrath. It's not like I'm asking the impossible of it.
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7/20/2013 2:11:03 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/19/2013 8:02:36 AM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:17:15 PM, Poetaster wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:14:18 PM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/18/2013 10:10:37 PM, Poetaster wrote:
Only those who believe that God smells like pungent marijuana will be saved.

Don't count on it, hippy.

Then explain why the Bible repeatedly refers to the messiah as "Son of the Most High".

Please step back from the bag of Doritos.

But if I'm surrounded by Doritos, then backing away from one bag will only bring me closer to another.
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
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7/20/2013 9:09:12 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/20/2013 2:11:03 AM, Poetaster wrote:
But if I'm surrounded by Doritos, then backing away from one bag will only bring me closer to another.

I'll pray for you, friend.
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7/20/2013 4:22:00 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/20/2013 9:09:12 AM, Naysayer wrote:
At 7/20/2013 2:11:03 AM, Poetaster wrote:
But if I'm surrounded by Doritos, then backing away from one bag will only bring me closer to another.

I'll pray for you, friend.

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"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
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7/21/2013 4:16:01 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
If only religious arguments made this much sense... *wistfully gazes yonder*
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