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An open invotation to Talsovovism

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7/24/2013 2:50:53 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Hello all

I studied all Christian denominations and have found themm all in fault. The only thing they get right is the basics. SOme truth exists in all so I came up with Talsovovism. A new denomination. We accept the truths of Jesus, GOd and Hitler. We believe Hitler was a prophet who did so many great things. We believe the coming of Hitler was foretold in the bible and in the nature of logic itself. Many religous truths can be told by Hiter. Trinity exists father son and holy spirit and jesus is god. Baptism isn't neccacary for salavation.

Im writing a book and starting a church. ANyone is welcome to join.
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7/24/2013 2:56:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/24/2013 2:50:53 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
We believe the coming of Hitler was foretold in the bible and in the nature of logic itself.

In the nature of logic itself? That's pretty impressive.
Genesis I. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.
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7/24/2013 2:57:15 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
Only bacon is necessary for salivation. Hope this helped.
"The book you are looking for hasn't been written yet. What you are looking for you are going to have to find yourself, it's not going to be in a book..." -Sidewalker
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7/24/2013 3:33:42 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/24/2013 2:56:02 PM, Nur-Ab-Sal wrote:
At 7/24/2013 2:50:53 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
We believe the coming of Hitler was foretold in the bible and in the nature of logic itself.

In the nature of logic itself? That's pretty impressive.

It is, reject catholicism and come to Talsovovism.
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7/24/2013 3:40:13 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 7/24/2013 3:33:42 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
At 7/24/2013 2:56:02 PM, Nur-Ab-Sal wrote:
At 7/24/2013 2:50:53 PM, Anti-atheist wrote:
We believe the coming of Hitler was foretold in the bible and in the nature of logic itself.

In the nature of logic itself? That's pretty impressive.

It is, reject catholicism and come to Talsovovism.

I'll uh... I'll stick to Catholicism.
Genesis I. And God created man to his own image: to the image of God he created him: male and female he created them.