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AnDoctuir
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8/8/2013 8:26:04 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
The conception of God is profound: He's up there laughing at us, a huge attention seeker just wanting us to be talking about Him in all sorts of ways.

God is an @ss: @ss is where sh*t comes from but we all love it regardless, and then he couldn't let the gays off so easily on the duality of @ss and so he set retards on them.

Black people are supposedly the dumbest with the largest penises, running around banging their heads off of everything; Asians the smartest with tiny penises, babied like f*ck; and white people are the middle child and like all middle children are causing all the real trouble. This setup directly relates to the family setting; what were the odds? God's telling us we're all family, just in a troll sort of way.

Further, giraffes are ridiculous; how do you slowly evolve into a giraffe? I mean, you're going to be unstable as f*ck for like ever... this is god laughing at our theory of evolution. Look at this image: http://www.bbc.co.uk... And then why didn't giraffe-like creatures survive all the way up along through their neck and leg length if it wasn't absolutely insensible that they would?
FrackJack
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8/8/2013 8:32:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:26:43 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
Checkmate, atheists.

It's a sure thing. You are a troll.
: At 8/8/2013 6:15:09 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
: The idiots are rebelling.

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AnDoctuir
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8/8/2013 8:33:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:32:21 AM, FrackJack wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:26:43 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
Checkmate, atheists.

It's a sure thing. You are a troll.

Only sometimes; most of what I say is profoundly intelligent. I have further argument, too: where are the aliens?
slo1
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8/8/2013 8:35:39 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:26:04 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
The conception of God is profound: He's up there laughing at us, a huge attention seeker just wanting us to be talking about Him in all sorts of ways.

God is an @ss: @ss is where sh*t comes from but we all love it regardless, and then he couldn't let the gays off so easily on the duality of @ss and so he set retards on them.

Black people are supposedly the dumbest with the largest penises, running around banging their heads off of everything; Asians the smartest with tiny penises, babied like f*ck; and white people are the middle child and like all middle children are causing all the real trouble. This setup directly relates to the family setting; what were the odds? God's telling us we're all family, just in a troll sort of way.

Further, giraffes are ridiculous; how do you slowly evolve into a giraffe? I mean, you're going to be unstable as f*ck for like ever... this is god laughing at our theory of evolution. Look at this image: http://www.bbc.co.uk... And then why didn't giraffe-like creatures survive all the way up along through their neck and leg length if it wasn't absolutely insensible that they would?

What? What language is this? .......and what does large black penises have to do with God telling us we are all family? LOL
AnDoctuir
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8/8/2013 8:37:35 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
This is all pretty simple stuff. Disregard the bit about the chickens, however; I got a bit carried away with myself.
FrackJack
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8/8/2013 8:40:11 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:33:36 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:32:21 AM, FrackJack wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:26:43 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
Checkmate, atheists.

It's a sure thing. You are a troll.

Only sometimes; most of what I say is profoundly fvcktarded. I have further argument, too: where are the aliens?
: At 8/8/2013 6:15:09 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
: The idiots are rebelling.

http://i.imgur.com...
bulproof
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8/8/2013 8:40:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:33:36 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:32:21 AM, FrackJack wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:26:43 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
Checkmate, atheists.

It's a sure thing. You are a troll.

Only sometimes; most of what I say is profoundly intelligent. I have further argument, too: where are the aliens?
Profoundly intelligent?????????????
This from some who thinks borno is an almost perfect brain. BWUAHAHAHAHA.
That is all, "proof" LOL.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
AnDoctuir
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8/8/2013 8:41:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
FrackJack, if you don't stop following me around misquoting me there will be consequences. I didn't misquote you, you little sh*t.
AnDoctuir
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8/8/2013 8:42:56 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:40:31 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:33:36 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:32:21 AM, FrackJack wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:26:43 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
Checkmate, atheists.

It's a sure thing. You are a troll.

Only sometimes; most of what I say is profoundly intelligent. I have further argument, too: where are the aliens?
Profoundly intelligent?????????????
This from some who thinks borno is an almost perfect brain. BWUAHAHAHAHA.
That is all, "proof" LOL.

In comparison to you, he's the saint that he thinks he is. You're clearly just a maniacal baby; why are you here?
FrackJack
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8/8/2013 8:49:09 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:41:44 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
FrackJack, if I don't stop trolling or being a pest to DDO, you can ban me, alright?

You would be banned before you finished that sentence.
: At 8/8/2013 6:15:09 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
: The idiots are rebelling.

http://i.imgur.com...
bulproof
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8/8/2013 8:50:22 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:44:46 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
You're still a maniacal baby, though.

Does your mummy know you are using the computer when you're supposed to be in bed? Little fellow go and enjoy your two man circle jerk with the absolutely insane borno. Ask him about lava before you ejaculate.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
bulproof
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8/8/2013 9:00:21 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:51:33 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
Who got shot, bulletproof? I feel for you, man.
Well it's not borno aka wordy who has been prophesying his demise the following year for at least three years that I know of. The man is a lunatic, follow him, go ahead.
No skin off my nose. Others insanity never is.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
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8/8/2013 6:14:06 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:33:36 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:32:21 AM, FrackJack wrote:
At 8/8/2013 8:26:43 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
Checkmate, atheists.

It's a sure thing. You are a troll.

Only sometimes; most of what I say is profoundly intelligent. I have further argument, too: where are the aliens?
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bornofgod
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8/9/2013 12:30:10 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 8:26:04 AM, AnDoctuir wrote:
The conception of God is profound: He's up there laughing at us, a huge attention seeker just wanting us to be talking about Him in all sorts of ways.

God is an @ss: @ss is where sh*t comes from but we all love it regardless, and then he couldn't let the gays off so easily on the duality of @ss and so he set retards on them.

Black people are supposedly the dumbest with the largest penises, running around banging their heads off of everything; Asians the smartest with tiny penises, babied like f*ck; and white people are the middle child and like all middle children are causing all the real trouble. This setup directly relates to the family setting; what were the odds? God's telling us we're all family, just in a troll sort of way.

Further, giraffes are ridiculous; how do you slowly evolve into a giraffe? I mean, you're going to be unstable as f*ck for like ever... this is god laughing at our theory of evolution. Look at this image: http://www.bbc.co.uk... And then why didn't giraffe-like creatures survive all the way up along through their neck and leg length if it wasn't absolutely insensible that they would?

This was a great post my friend. If everyone on this planet would have viewed the world we're all experiencing together in this way, we would have seen the delusion easier and laugh about God's creative ability to deceive all His people from the Truth.

As a Zebra looks at a giraffe who has the longest neck to reach the food he can't, he's thinking to himself, "He might have the longest neck and legs but I have the longest penis".
bornofgod
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8/11/2013 11:46:32 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
What happened to you, Sean? I liked your view of this world my friend. It's the way God wanted us saints to see His delusion that He created to show us the difference from the Truth that He reveals to us.
FrackJack
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8/11/2013 6:55:17 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/8/2013 6:15:09 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
The idiots are rebelling.

I found this funny.
: At 8/8/2013 6:15:09 PM, AnDoctuir wrote:
: The idiots are rebelling.

http://i.imgur.com...