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bornofgod
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8/9/2013 6:06:43 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
There are three kinds of sin according to some religions of man; a sin that is terrible, a sin that is bad and a sin they find acceptable in their own eyes.

You could have saved yourself many hours of boring sermons if you would have listened to God for a few minutes.

What can't be explained is ignored. What can be explained is religion.

Christians think they please God but they only entertain the Devil.

God has no room for sinners. Did anyone tell the Christians that?

Christians are the easiest people to pick on because Satan has a harder time covering for them.

The Christian qualifications for Bible study is to believe anything you want as long as you don't disagree with them.

If all the Christians had the Holy Spirit in them knowing God can't lie, either God is a liar or the Holy Spirit can't tell the truth.

A Christian leads a man everywhere but the spirit.

Christian pastors are people who try to convince their flocks that Jesus lives in their hearts so they can keep living in their swell homes for free.

Forgiveness doesn't come before repentance but it works great in Christianity.

There's a reason the churches are preaching a false gospel today. The profits are much better.

Christian leaders couldn't understand confessing and repenting of their sins so they went right to the forgiveness part to make everyone feel good.

The only time Christians confess to their sin is when they get caught sinning, then they'll use a lie that makes them look forgiven.

If the word "spirit" was taken out of the Bible, nothing would change for the Bible believers.

The spirit won't tell you if he's God, Jesus or the Holy Spirit because the spirit doesn't believe in the triune god.

A conservative, rightwing Christian has it all wrong. God isn't conservative, right wing or Christian. He's anti-religion, anti-business, anti-war, anti-greed, anti-sin, anti-disobedience and anti-anything of man's.

If all the Christians took their Bibles and drowned themselves in the ocean, nothing would change for God. It would only make it less crowded for the rest of the sinners who die in the fire of God.

To use the Bible to test the spirits is like flying three miles high in an airplane to test how bumpy the road is below.

Salvation is only good for the living so why do the dead bother with it.

A pastor's sermon is an educated guess of what he didn't understand in the Bible.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil is what Christians try to do but instead, they see no truth, hear no truth and speak no truth.

If you got the truth from the Bible, you believed the biggest lie ever.

A saved Christian sinner goes from a moment of humility to a lifetime of religious pride as a free gift from their father, the Devil.

The only part of Jesus Christ that Christians don't understand is the truth.

Christians are the most gullible people in the world and Satan knows it, too.

A sinner who can forgive his own sins and save his life is the kind that make up Christianity.
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8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.
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8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.
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8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?
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8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P
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8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.
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8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.
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8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.
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8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.
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8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.
AlbinoBunny
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8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.
bladerunner060 | bsh1 , 2014! Presidency campaign!

http://www.debate.org...
http://www.debate.org... - Running for president.
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8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.
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8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.
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8/10/2013 11:10:36 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.

That's what most disobedient children say to their parents.
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8/10/2013 11:11:45 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 11:10:36 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.

That's what most disobedient children say to their parents.

Do you have and evidence that you are my parent?
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8/10/2013 11:14:13 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 11:11:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:10:36 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.

That's what most disobedient children say to their parents.

Do you have and evidence that you are my parent?

Do you have any evidence to suggest that you're not my child?
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8/10/2013 11:16:49 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 11:14:13 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:11:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:10:36 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.

That's what most disobedient children say to their parents.

Do you have and evidence that you are my parent?

Do you have any evidence to suggest that you're not my child?

My birth certificate.
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8/10/2013 11:32:47 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
Here we have poor old borno alluding to his godhood. WOOHOO.
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8/10/2013 12:12:02 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 11:16:49 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:14:13 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:11:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:10:36 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.

That's what most disobedient children say to their parents.

Do you have and evidence that you are my parent?

Do you have any evidence to suggest that you're not my child?

My birth certificate.

My birth certificate says I was born in North Dakota but that's a lie. I was born of God before North Dakota existed.
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8/10/2013 3:06:38 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 12:12:02 PM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:16:49 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:14:13 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:11:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:10:36 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.

That's what most disobedient children say to their parents.

Do you have and evidence that you are my parent?

Do you have any evidence to suggest that you're not my child?

My birth certificate.

My birth certificate says I was born in North Dakota but that's a lie. I was born of God before North Dakota existed.

My birth certificate isn't false like yours though. Hello NSA.
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8/11/2013 11:48:24 AM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/10/2013 3:06:38 PM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 12:12:02 PM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:16:49 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:14:13 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:11:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:10:36 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 11:08:45 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 10:28:33 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:26:58 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:04:23 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 9:00:53 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:59:07 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:57:31 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:55:38 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:46:19 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:44:54 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/10/2013 8:04:06 AM, AlbinoBunny wrote:
At 8/10/2013 7:52:44 AM, bornofgod wrote:
At 8/9/2013 7:59:32 PM, matt.mcguire88 wrote:
Sounds like you have a complex.

With my disobedient people worshiping false gods I do. But not in the future when all my children will obey Me.

I will warn social services.

Why do you fear me my child?

Obedience isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I don't know if I'd trust you with the responsibility. :P

My children can only trust the things they see, taste, smell and touch. They can't trust the things they hear or experience with their emotions. This was meant to be until the end of this age.

Only a few of my children will trust some things they hear in my testimony through my saint that I've put in this world in these last days before the end. If you don't trust these testimonies, that's okay, it was meant to be.

I planned the salvation of all my people, which is written about through my prophets of long ago. So be patient and wait until your flesh perishes in this age, then you'll awaken in a new world where deception (entropy) won't be known.

Have a nice day.

I can't believe I still waste time answering your trolling only for you to reply with nonsense.

You have a nice day too.

Thank you my child.

I'm not your child.

It's symbolic but the Truth is where you came from and that's who I AM.

No. I'm not your child.

Some children are more obedient than others but some are totally disobedient. They don't believe their parents who tell them what to expect if they aren't obedient to their knowledge.

Of course, I know that parents of this world are liars so to obey your earthly parents can be a joke. but to disobey your heavenly father is also a joke during this first age.

You will understand this better after this joke on God's people is over.

I'm not your child.

That's what most disobedient children say to their parents.

Do you have and evidence that you are my parent?

Do you have any evidence to suggest that you're not my child?

My birth certificate.

My birth certificate says I was born in North Dakota but that's a lie. I was born of God before North Dakota existed.

My birth certificate isn't false like yours though. Hello NSA.

Only unbelieving children of mine make comments like this.
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8/11/2013 2:30:28 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/11/2013 12:09:22 PM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
bornofgod is bat sh*t crazy.
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8/11/2013 4:16:21 PM
Posted: 3 years ago
At 8/11/2013 12:09:22 PM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
bornofgod is bat sh*t crazy.

That's a rational thought by an unbeliever.