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SeventhProfessor
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12/11/2013 8:44:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Then why are there still monkeys? Checkmate, atheists.

Check. The f*ck. Mate.
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12/11/2013 8:49:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 8:44:05 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Then why are there still monkeys? Checkmate, atheists.

Check. The f*ck. Mate.
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12/11/2013 8:51:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 8:44:05 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Then why are there still monkeys? Checkmate, atheists.

Check. The f*ck. Mate.

It is a well-known fact that when Darwin went to the Gallop Polls Islands in 1813 CE, he witnessed the first monkeys turning into human beings. This is well-documented. He saw monkeys all over the world morphing into human beings. Some also turned into werewolves (which is where the "myth" of the werewolf comes from). some of these monkeys, however, did not turn into human beings. They tried, but failed.

This is why today we see that some monkeys are human beings, and others are still monkeys.

If you don't believe me, read your own bible. It says right there, in girl-asians 3:23: "And God said, "Let the monkeys be turned into men.... and women."

So, it is in fact your mate that needs to be checked.
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12/11/2013 8:55:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 8:51:38 PM, muslimnomore wrote:
At 12/11/2013 8:44:05 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Then why are there still monkeys? Checkmate, atheists.

Check. The f*ck. Mate.

It is a well-known fact that when Darwin went to the Gallop Polls Islands in 1813 CE, he witnessed the first monkeys turning into human beings. This is well-documented. He saw monkeys all over the world morphing into human beings. Some also turned into werewolves (which is where the "myth" of the werewolf comes from). some of these monkeys, however, did not turn into human beings. They tried, but failed.

This is why today we see that some monkeys are human beings, and others are still monkeys.

If you don't believe me, read your own bible. It says right there, in girl-asians 3:23: "And God said, "Let the monkeys be turned into men.... and women."


So, it is in fact your mate that needs to be checked.

Has my infallible argument been... defeated? I am sorry, good sir. I am not worthy of your presence.
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Ramshutu
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12/11/2013 9:58:49 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 8:44:05 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Then why are there still monkeys? Checkmate, atheists.

Check. The f*ck. Mate.

This would be funny we're it not for the fact that this has regularly been presented as a legitimate anti-evolution argument.
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12/11/2013 11:38:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
If Theism isn't true, then howcome whenever I put my pizza pockets in the microwave for 6:66 they get hot as "hell"? Take that Atheists!
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12/12/2013 11:43:07 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 8:51:38 PM, muslimnomore wrote:
At 12/11/2013 8:44:05 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Then why are there still monkeys? Checkmate, atheists.

Check. The f*ck. Mate.

It is a well-known fact that when Darwin went to the Gallop Polls Islands in 1813 CE, he witnessed the first monkeys turning into human beings. This is well-documented. He saw monkeys all over the world morphing into human beings. Some also turned into werewolves (which is where the "myth" of the werewolf comes from). some of these monkeys, however, did not turn into human beings. They tried, but failed.

This is why today we see that some monkeys are human beings, and others are still monkeys.

If you don't believe me, read your own bible. It says right there, in girl-asians 3:23: "And God said, "Let the monkeys be turned into men.... and women."
So you believe in scriptures?



So, it is in fact your mate that needs to be checked.
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12/12/2013 11:48:35 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 11:38:34 PM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
If Theism isn't true, then howcome whenever I put my pizza pockets in the microwave for 6:66 they get hot as "hell"? Take that Atheists!

RT write Novels?
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12/12/2013 1:54:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 11:38:34 PM, Rational_Thinker9119 wrote:
If Theism isn't true, then howcome whenever I put my pizza pockets in the microwave for 6:66 they get hot as "hell"? Take that Atheists!

I'm pretty sure a pizza pocket would have exploded by *7:06..
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12/13/2013 8:34:29 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/11/2013 8:44:05 PM, SeventhProfessor wrote:
Then why are there still monkeys? Checkmate, atheists.

Check. The f*ck. Mate.

Ha Ha Ha Ha, LMAO. That is funny right there. I am going to say that in my next chess match....