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muslimnomore
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1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."
biomystic
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1/30/2014 7:27:04 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
Here's the network you're obviously seeking, the International Jewish Anti-Zionist Network. It's good to see a Muslim converting to Jewish ethical activism.
bulproof
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1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
Installgentoo
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1/30/2014 8:53:00 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope Jesus comes into your heart and then into your mouth.
bulproof
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1/30/2014 9:02:14 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/30/2014 8:53:00 AM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope Jesus comes into your heart and then into your mouth.
Do you mind not voicing your gay fantasies? I'm a confirmed hetero.
Lordgrae
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1/30/2014 4:05:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/30/2014 9:02:14 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:53:00 AM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope Jesus comes into your heart and then into your mouth.
Do you mind not voicing your gay fantasies? I'm a confirmed hetero.

And then Muhammed walks in from behind with his massive 17 inch d*ck...
Birth Name: Graesil s'h'u Aln s'de Alanai'u s'se Saeron
Name: Grae
Titles: Lord, x'Sor Linniae (the false king), Elven War Chief, Heir to Aln
Class: Melee Archer/ Orator
Main Stats: Charisma, Dexterity
Weilds: Bladebow, Elven Slim Sword
Skills: Oration, Double Shot, Backstab, Snatch, Overwhelm Mind, Dominate, Parley, Restorative Sleep
Personal History: Born as the second of triplets, he was wed at an early age to a Dryad. He escaped several times, and on the last was captured and enslaved
muslimnomore
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2/2/2014 7:59:56 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 1/30/2014 4:05:00 PM, Lordgrae wrote:
At 1/30/2014 9:02:14 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:53:00 AM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope Jesus comes into your heart and then into your mouth.
Do you mind not voicing your gay fantasies? I'm a confirmed hetero.

And then Muhammed walks in from behind with his massive 17 inch d*ck...

i've seen plenty of ducks taller than 17 inches. e.g. donald and daffy.
Lordgrae
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2/2/2014 8:17:30 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/2/2014 7:59:56 PM, muslimnomore wrote:
At 1/30/2014 4:05:00 PM, Lordgrae wrote:
At 1/30/2014 9:02:14 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:53:00 AM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope Jesus comes into your heart and then into your mouth.
Do you mind not voicing your gay fantasies? I'm a confirmed hetero.

And then Muhammed walks in from behind with his massive 17 inch d*ck...

i've seen plenty of ducks taller than 17 inches. e.g. donald and daffy.

True, and then you have to distinguish between circumcised ducks and uncircumcised ducks. Which do you prefer?
Birth Name: Graesil s'h'u Aln s'de Alanai'u s'se Saeron
Name: Grae
Titles: Lord, x'Sor Linniae (the false king), Elven War Chief, Heir to Aln
Class: Melee Archer/ Orator
Main Stats: Charisma, Dexterity
Weilds: Bladebow, Elven Slim Sword
Skills: Oration, Double Shot, Backstab, Snatch, Overwhelm Mind, Dominate, Parley, Restorative Sleep
Personal History: Born as the second of triplets, he was wed at an early age to a Dryad. He escaped several times, and on the last was captured and enslaved
JustAnotherGuy
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2/2/2014 10:28:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/2/2014 8:17:30 PM, Lordgrae wrote:
At 2/2/2014 7:59:56 PM, muslimnomore wrote:
At 1/30/2014 4:05:00 PM, Lordgrae wrote:
At 1/30/2014 9:02:14 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:53:00 AM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope Jesus comes into your heart and then into your mouth.
Do you mind not voicing your gay fantasies? I'm a confirmed hetero.

And then Muhammed walks in from behind with his massive 17 inch d*ck...

i've seen plenty of ducks taller than 17 inches. e.g. donald and daffy.

True, and then you have to distinguish between circumcised ducks and uncircumcised ducks. Which do you prefer?
Guys, seriously? He obviously meant dock. Mohammad was know for carrying around a 17 inch dock. I wouldn't call it massive though, maybe medium sized would be better.
Lordgrae
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2/3/2014 5:21:39 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 2/2/2014 10:28:47 PM, JustAnotherGuy wrote:
At 2/2/2014 8:17:30 PM, Lordgrae wrote:
At 2/2/2014 7:59:56 PM, muslimnomore wrote:
At 1/30/2014 4:05:00 PM, Lordgrae wrote:
At 1/30/2014 9:02:14 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:53:00 AM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 1/30/2014 8:18:13 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 1/30/2014 12:51:54 AM, muslimnomore wrote:
I was sleeping last night, and God revealed Himself to me.
All alone, smoking his last cigarette,
I said "Where have you been?"
He said, "Ask anything!"
"Where were you,
When everything was fallin' apart,
All my days,
Were spent by the telephone,
But it never rang,
And all I needed was a call,
It never came....."
He said, "I was just trying to give you a sign: change your network."

I mean how lucky are you that you understood arabic. 'Coz that's the only language he knows apparently. Did he come on video? Or only voicemail?
Did you like ask him to cover up again? I hate it when the madmen in my ward do that revealing themselves. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

I hope Jesus comes into your heart and then into your mouth.
Do you mind not voicing your gay fantasies? I'm a confirmed hetero.

And then Muhammed walks in from behind with his massive 17 inch d*ck...

i've seen plenty of ducks taller than 17 inches. e.g. donald and daffy.

True, and then you have to distinguish between circumcised ducks and uncircumcised ducks. Which do you prefer?
Guys, seriously? He obviously meant dock. Mohammad was know for carrying around a 17 inch dock. I wouldn't call it massive though, maybe medium sized would be better.

Well, he was a tradesman.
Birth Name: Graesil s'h'u Aln s'de Alanai'u s'se Saeron
Name: Grae
Titles: Lord, x'Sor Linniae (the false king), Elven War Chief, Heir to Aln
Class: Melee Archer/ Orator
Main Stats: Charisma, Dexterity
Weilds: Bladebow, Elven Slim Sword
Skills: Oration, Double Shot, Backstab, Snatch, Overwhelm Mind, Dominate, Parley, Restorative Sleep
Personal History: Born as the second of triplets, he was wed at an early age to a Dryad. He escaped several times, and on the last was captured and enslaved