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The world will end 2014-09-12

jh1234l
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3/2/2014 4:01:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
The world will end in September 12 2014. All the religions and science point to that.

First, the rapture will come and rapture all of the true Christians on the exact date, which I knew from a wise man who was 20000 years old. Then, the antichrist, who is obviously Obama, will rise to power and kill everybody. Then, the Second Coming will happen, and those who are confused by Obama will all die is a huge earthquake, while the people who repented will rise to heaven!

The pretribulation interpretation is the only thing that is true! The wise man who was 20000 years old told me so! Also, the bible passage about how know one knows the time when the world will end is fake and was slipped into there by the Illuminati!

Scientists agree with me, too! Nasa said that: "The............wo......r......l.......................................d will e................nd"! I totally did not take that quote out of context!

The super huge fireball of doom, which is completely a scientific phenomenon, will strike the earth tommorrow! I know that because the wise man told me so!

However, every deity from every religion came down to earth to speak with me about how you can only get eternal salvation if you pay me money!

How do I get to heaven?

Gvive me money. Get unlimited salvation.

I am the founder of Cultology. Putting a price on salvation for the past 20 years.
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superflymegastallion
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3/2/2014 4:27:31 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/2/2014 4:01:45 PM, jh1234l wrote:
The world will end in September 12 2014. All the religions and science point to that.

First, the rapture will come and rapture all of the true Christians on the exact date, which I knew from a wise man who was 20000 years old. Then, the antichrist, who is obviously Obama, will rise to power and kill everybody. Then, the Second Coming will happen, and those who are confused by Obama will all die is a huge earthquake, while the people who repented will rise to heaven!

The pretribulation interpretation is the only thing that is true! The wise man who was 20000 years old told me so! Also, the bible passage about how know one knows the time when the world will end is fake and was slipped into there by the Illuminati!

Scientists agree with me, too! Nasa said that: "The............wo......r......l.......................................d will e................nd"! I totally did not take that quote out of context!

The super huge fireball of doom, which is completely a scientific phenomenon, will strike the earth tommorrow! I know that because the wise man told me so!

However, every deity from every religion came down to earth to speak with me about how you can only get eternal salvation if you pay me money!

How do I get to heaven?

Gvive me money. Get unlimited salvation.

I am the founder of Cultology. Putting a price on salvation for the past 20 years.
Please tell me this is sarcasm!!
Lordgrae
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3/2/2014 4:55:13 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/2/2014 4:01:45 PM, jh1234l wrote:
The world will end in September 12 2014. All the religions and science point to that.

First, the rapture will come and rapture all of the true Christians on the exact date, which I knew from a wise man who was 20000 years old. Then, the antichrist, who is obviously Obama, will rise to power and kill everybody. Then, the Second Coming will happen, and those who are confused by Obama will all die is a huge earthquake, while the people who repented will rise to heaven!

The pretribulation interpretation is the only thing that is true! The wise man who was 20000 years old told me so! Also, the bible passage about how know one knows the time when the world will end is fake and was slipped into there by the Illuminati!

Scientists agree with me, too! Nasa said that: "The............wo......r......l.......................................d will e................nd"! I totally did not take that quote out of context!

The super huge fireball of doom, which is completely a scientific phenomenon, will strike the earth tommorrow! I know that because the wise man told me so!

However, every deity from every religion came down to earth to speak with me about how you can only get eternal salvation if you pay me money!

How do I get to heaven?

Gvive me money. Get unlimited salvation.

I am the founder of Cultology. Putting a price on salvation for the past 20 years.

I'm sorry. I have to stop you right here. Everyone knows that this isn't true. Everyone who knows the truth knows that the world will end the day Obama dies. You can't put a date on that.
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