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jh1234l
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3/13/2014 4:21:23 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
The atheist secular society is actually puppeted by Satan, who currently controls the Illuminati in a secret room inside Obama's toilet in the oval office. Those evil atheists describe the society as "secular", but we all know that they want a Satanist communist oppressive dictatorship run by the Antichrist, who is obviously Obama because he has connections to every domestic terrorist on the planet.

They first banned people from praying in pubic schools. They are trying to tae away our fredoom!

Then, they took away our guns, which is obviously a conspiracy to make evil rainbowunicorns, who are just demons in disguise, rule the world.

They are also trying to teach evolution in our schools, which is unscientific because it is just a theory that violates the laws of thermodynamics that says that cows came from whales.
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3/13/2014 4:32:48 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 4:21:23 AM, jh1234l wrote:
The atheist secular society is actually puppeted by Satan, who currently controls the Illuminati in a secret room inside Obama's toilet in the oval office. Those evil atheists describe the society as "secular", but we all know that they want a Satanist communist oppressive dictatorship run by the Antichrist, who is obviously Obama because he has connections to every domestic terrorist on the planet.

They first banned people from praying in pubic schools. They are trying to tae away our fredoom!

Then, they took away our guns, which is obviously a conspiracy to make evil rainbowunicorns, who are just demons in disguise, rule the world.

They are also trying to teach evolution in our schools, which is unscientific because it is just a theory that violates the laws of thermodynamics that says that cows came from whales.

Hell yeah! Satanism for the win!

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3/13/2014 5:34:50 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
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3/13/2014 11:03:38 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 4:21:23 AM, jh1234l wrote:
The atheist secular society is actually puppeted by Satan, who currently controls the Illuminati in a secret room inside Obama's toilet in the oval office. Those evil atheists describe the society as "secular", but we all know that they want a Satanist communist oppressive dictatorship run by the Antichrist, who is obviously Obama because he has connections to every domestic terrorist on the planet.

They first banned people from praying in pubic schools. They are trying to tae away our fredoom!

Then, they took away our guns, which is obviously a conspiracy to make evil rainbowunicorns, who are just demons in disguise, rule the world.

They are also trying to teach evolution in our schools, which is unscientific because it is just a theory that violates the laws of thermodynamics that says that cows came from whales.

Wow...
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3/13/2014 11:49:25 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 3/13/2014 4:21:23 AM, jh1234l wrote:
The atheist secular society is actually puppeted by Satan, who currently controls the Illuminati in a secret room inside Obama's toilet in the oval office. Those evil atheists describe the society as "secular", but we all know that they want a Satanist communist oppressive dictatorship run by the Antichrist, who is obviously Obama because he has connections to every domestic terrorist on the planet.

They first banned people from praying in pubic schools. They are trying to tae away our fredoom!

Then, they took away our guns, which is obviously a conspiracy to make evil rainbowunicorns, who are just demons in disguise, rule the world.

They are also trying to teach evolution in our schools, which is unscientific because it is just a theory that violates the laws of thermodynamics that says that cows came from whales.

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