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Pastafarianism is not a religion

jh1234l
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4/12/2014 8:23:20 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
pastafarianism is not a religion its a relationship with the flying spaghetti monsrter

the proof for pastafarianism being true is:

"believe in pastafarianism or you will be killed by his noodly appendage" ramen 13:18

as u can seer pastafarianism is proven

the romans prosecuted pastafarianists therefore the fsm exists

all of the prophecies from the FSM holy book have been fulfilled, because all of the prophecies happened, according to Ramen 14-19

Alot of people wrote the FSM holy book therefor it is tru

athits use science to argue againts religion butt they are wrong because deities are not physical

there are no contradictions in FSM holy book because "LALALALA i cant hear you"

the FSM hoply book was written 20 years ago, therefore it is true
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4/12/2014 8:46:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
top Ramen...
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4/13/2014 7:19:11 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/12/2014 8:23:20 PM, jh1234l wrote:
pastafarianism is not a religion its a relationship with the flying spaghetti monsrter

the proof for pastafarianism being true is:

"believe in pastafarianism or you will be killed by his noodly appendage" ramen 13:18

as u can seer pastafarianism is proven

the romans prosecuted pastafarianists therefore the fsm exists

all of the prophecies from the FSM holy book have been fulfilled, because all of the prophecies happened, according to Ramen 14-19

Alot of people wrote the FSM holy book therefor it is tru

athits use science to argue againts religion butt they are wrong because deities are not physical

there are no contradictions in FSM holy book because "LALALALA i cant hear you"

the FSM hoply book was written 20 years ago, therefore it is true

Your jokes weren't laughed at in school, why are you trying here? Reported for spam btw :)
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4/13/2014 9:50:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/12/2014 8:23:20 PM, jh1234l wrote:
pastafarianism is not a religion its a relationship with the flying spaghetti monsrter

the proof for pastafarianism being true is:

"believe in pastafarianism or you will be killed by his noodly appendage" ramen 13:18

as u can seer pastafarianism is proven

the romans prosecuted pastafarianists therefore the fsm exists

all of the prophecies from the FSM holy book have been fulfilled, because all of the prophecies happened, according to Ramen 14-19

Alot of people wrote the FSM holy book therefor it is tru

athits use science to argue againts religion butt they are wrong because deities are not physical

there are no contradictions in FSM holy book because "LALALALA i cant hear you"

the FSM hoply book was written 20 years ago, therefore it is true

religion = a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects: the Christian religion; the Buddhist religion.

Nope, it's still a religion.
Hitchens is the way!