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4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.

We can talk about how awesome Catholicism is, drink beer, smoke (or chew), philosophize, listen to Gregorian chant, etc. etc. and anathematize heretics.

DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!
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"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 12:44:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
So who else got the plenary indulgence yesterday?
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"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 12:45:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.

We can talk about how awesome Catholicism is, drink beer, smoke (or chew), philosophize, listen to Gregorian chant, etc. etc. and anathematize heretics.

DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!

This thread will be spam bombed in 3, 2, 1...

P.S. I'm not sure I can see the Pope saying "DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!"
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4/28/2014 12:46:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 12:45:10 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.

We can talk about how awesome Catholicism is, drink beer, smoke (or chew), philosophize, listen to Gregorian chant, etc. etc. and anathematize heretics.

DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!

This thread will be spam bombed in 3, 2, 1...


Yes, probably, lol.


P.S. I'm not sure I can see the Pope saying "DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!"

That would be.... funny. ;-)
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 12:50:17 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 12:46:29 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:45:10 PM, Geogeer wrote:

P.S. I'm not sure I can see the Pope saying "DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!"

That would be.... funny. ;-)

Well it certainly would make the 6 o'clock news cycle!
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4/28/2014 12:52:10 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 12:50:17 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:46:29 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:45:10 PM, Geogeer wrote:

P.S. I'm not sure I can see the Pope saying "DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!"

That would be.... funny. ;-)

Well it certainly would make the 6 o'clock news cycle!

Along with something like...

"Pope Francis encourages the consumption of Taco Bell and incest"
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 12:55:19 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 12:52:10 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:50:17 PM, Geogeer wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:46:29 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:45:10 PM, Geogeer wrote:

P.S. I'm not sure I can see the Pope saying "DING DONG, MUTHAF**KAS!!!"

That would be.... funny. ;-)

Well it certainly would make the 6 o'clock news cycle!

Along with something like...

"Pope Francis encourages the consumption of Taco Bell and incest"

Mike, you should give up farming. You have all the necessary skills to be a Vatican correspondent for HuffPo.
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4/28/2014 2:28:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Maybe we should get Catholics to post their best Catholic debates here as a resource for others.
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4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.


Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?
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4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 2:37:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.


Lol, do you want to join? :P

But what's your confirmation name?
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 2:50:05 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD

I actually got confirmed in my youth. I didn't pick one of the common ones...
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4/28/2014 2:54:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 2:50:05 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD

I actually got confirmed in my youth. I didn't pick one of the common ones...

What was your name?
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 3:09:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 2:54:57 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:50:05 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD

I actually got confirmed in my youth. I didn't pick one of the common ones...

What was your name?

Titus. You might think it was forPaul's buddy but actually it was for the bl.. Titus of ww2, patron of tobacconists and journalists, martyred by the ratzis. The book I was using had him listed as a saint...I believe it was just wrong.
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4/28/2014 3:11:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 3:09:29 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:54:57 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:50:05 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD

I actually got confirmed in my youth. I didn't pick one of the common ones...

What was your name?

Titus. You might think it was forPaul's buddy but actually it was for the bl.. Titus of ww2, patron of tobacconists and journalists, martyred by the ratzis. The book I was using had him listed as a saint...I believe it was just wrong.

Lol, patron of tobacconists? Thats awesome...
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 3:15:59 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 3:11:44 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 3:09:29 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:54:57 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:50:05 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD

I actually got confirmed in my youth. I didn't pick one of the common ones...

What was your name?

Titus. You might think it was forPaul's buddy but actually it was for the bl.. Titus of ww2, patron of tobacconists and journalists, martyred by the ratzis. The book I was using had him listed as a saint...I believe it was just wrong.

Lol, patron of tobacconists? Thats awesome...

I know, right?!
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4/28/2014 3:19:01 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 3:15:59 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 3:11:44 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 3:09:29 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:54:57 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:50:05 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD

I actually got confirmed in my youth. I didn't pick one of the common ones...

What was your name?

Titus. You might think it was forPaul's buddy but actually it was for the bl.. Titus of ww2, patron of tobacconists and journalists, martyred by the ratzis. The book I was using had him listed as a saint...I believe it was just wrong.

Lol, patron of tobacconists? Thats awesome...

I know, right?!

Are you like a pipe smoker or cigar smoker or something?
"Delete your fvcking sig" -1hard

"primal man had the habit, when he came into contact with fire, of satisfying the infantile desire connected with it, by putting it out with a stream of his urine... Putting out the fire by micturating was therefore a kind of sexual act with a male, an enjoyment of sexual potency in a homosexual competition."
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4/28/2014 3:27:33 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 3:19:01 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 3:15:59 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 3:11:44 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 3:09:29 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:54:57 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:50:05 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:36:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

But what's your confirmation name?

I had all the Ms going. My initials were MMM. I was born at a hospital that started with M. I was born in a city that started with M. I was born on a Monday, on Memorial day, in the Morning, in May....

And then I chose Paul for my confirmation name... lol.

It was the year of St. Paul and he was spread Christianity so much I thought it was appropriate. It was also the latin form, so I was waiting to get like back hand smacked across the face... XD

I actually got confirmed in my youth. I didn't pick one of the common ones...

What was your name?

Titus. You might think it was forPaul's buddy but actually it was for the bl.. Titus of ww2, patron of tobacconists and journalists, martyred by the ratzis. The book I was using had him listed as a saint...I believe it was just wrong.

Lol, patron of tobacconists? Thats awesome...

I know, right?!

Are you like a pipe smoker or cigar smoker or something?

These days I use an ecig mostly, but I did used to enjoy a good briar or a Meerschaum or back when perdomo made a Madura perfecto cigar....delicious, delicious cancer.

But I picked him more for the journalism...the tobacconist thing was just a humorous bonus (I was too young to smoke at the time). They always lump writers with journalists in saints.
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4/28/2014 4:17:37 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 4/28/2014 2:32:18 PM, bladerunner060 wrote:
At 4/28/2014 12:42:00 PM, zmikecuber wrote:
This is the official thread for all Catholics on DDO.



Granted, I'm not a catholic any more, so I guess I don't get to come into your club.

Everyone is welcome back! ;-)