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Saska
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7/16/2014 4:36:52 PM
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At 7/16/2014 1:54:13 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
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Is there a gluten free alternative that would allow one all the benefits of Pastafarianism without putting a Celiac's life at risk? Or are sufferers of Celiac immediately deemed unfit in the eyes of the FSM?
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7/16/2014 4:36:57 PM
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At 7/16/2014 1:54:13 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
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Who invented the Spaghetti Monster and what year was it?
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7/16/2014 4:45:27 PM
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At 7/16/2014 2:06:34 PM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 7/16/2014 1:54:13 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Proof: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com...

Ask me anything. GO!

Oh look at this! www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psyched/201205/does-autism-lead-atheism.

The OP is quite obviously a theist. This is one deity, I admit, I have a place for at the bottom of my stomach...er heart! I meant heart!!
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7/16/2014 4:53:31 PM
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What is your opinion of the idolaters of the garlic bread, who don't give the flying spaghetti monster, may he have mercy on their sauce, the worship he deserves?
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7/16/2014 9:41:27 PM
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At 7/16/2014 2:37:28 PM, Disquisition wrote:
How can I be touched by FSM's noddle appendage and receive his divine wisdom.

Only say the word and you shall be touched by his noodly appendage. This strains your soul of excess water and impurities.
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7/16/2014 9:41:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 2:06:34 PM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 7/16/2014 1:54:13 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Proof: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com...

Ask me anything. GO!

Oh look at this! www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psyched/201205/does-autism-lead-atheism.

Stop being offensive. My friend's son is autistic.

The reason there is a correlation is because belief in God is the same as trust in another person- they activate the same area of the brain. Autistic children have a much impaired time at this faculty.

That says nothing about atheism, that says something about psychology.
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7/16/2014 9:44:29 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 4:36:52 PM, Saska wrote:
Is there a gluten free alternative that would allow one all the benefits of Pastafarianism without putting a Celiac's life at risk?

Good question, Saska. There's actually a contentious debate between the two branches of Pastafarianism: East and West. The East believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is rice-based, not wheat-based.

Or are sufferers of Celiac immediately deemed unfit in the eyes of the FSM?

The FSM is righteous and accepts all with open noodles.
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7/16/2014 9:45:14 PM
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At 7/16/2014 1:54:13 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
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R'amen by the grace of the FSM, may pirates bless your buttocks forever.

Hail FSM
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7/16/2014 9:45:34 PM
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At 7/16/2014 4:36:57 PM, skinker wrote:
Who invented the Spaghetti Monster and what year was it?

The FLYING* Spaghetti Monster, you ingrate, just is, and has always been.
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7/16/2014 9:49:33 PM
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At 7/16/2014 4:45:27 PM, Skepticalone wrote:
The OP is quite obviously a theist. This is one deity, I admit, I have a place for at the bottom of my stomach...er heart! I meant heart!!

Like the pirates before us, I salute you. R'Amen.
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7/16/2014 9:51:43 PM
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At 7/16/2014 2:37:28 PM, Disquisition wrote:
How can be touched by FSM's noddle appendage and receive his divine wisdom.

Embrace his piracy and use utorrent
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7/16/2014 10:00:34 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 4:53:31 PM, muzebreak wrote:
What is your opinion of the idolaters of the garlic bread, who don't give the flying spaghetti monster, may he have mercy on their sauce, the worship he deserves?

It's simple, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has revealed this steamy truth to us. They may not be allowed into the best areas of FSM Heaven. Safest thing to do is to convert now. Think of it this way: If you convert to Pastafrianism, and the FSM turns out not to exist, nothing is lost. On the other hand, if you don't convert, and the FSM does exist, then you have just been royally screwed.

I mean, it's like he boiled for your sins, and this is the thanks he gets? He saved your sauce. Be grateful.
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7/16/2014 10:02:09 PM
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At 7/16/2014 9:45:14 PM, Kc1999 wrote:
R'amen by the grace of the FSM, may pirates bless your buttocks forever.

Hail FSM

Heil das fliegende Spaghettimonster! (for our German pirates)
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7/16/2014 10:03:20 PM
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At 7/16/2014 9:51:43 PM, Kc1999 wrote:
At 7/16/2014 2:37:28 PM, Disquisition wrote:
How can be touched by FSM's noddle appendage and receive his divine wisdom.

Embrace his piracy and use utorrent

That's a profane program. True Pastarians use unoodle.
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7/16/2014 10:15:07 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 10:03:20 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/16/2014 9:51:43 PM, Kc1999 wrote:
At 7/16/2014 2:37:28 PM, Disquisition wrote:
How can be touched by FSM's noddle appendage and receive his divine wisdom.

Embrace his piracy and use utorrent

That's a profane program. True Pastarians use unoodle.

No. You are fake
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7/16/2014 10:28:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 9:45:34 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/16/2014 4:36:57 PM, skinker wrote:
Who invented the Spaghetti Monster and what year was it?

The FLYING* Spaghetti Monster, you ingrate, just is, and has always been.

I didn't ask you about the FLYING Spaghetti Monster, you grapefruit, I asked who invented the Spaghetti Monster and what year was that? You don't know because your a typical religious FRAUD seeking public recognition by acting out nine-year old boy behavior. Grow up! We twelve year olds know the Spaghetti Monster was invented in the year 1965 in a USC student film by the only legitimate prophet of God working on earth in the 20th and 21st centuries. 1965 while the FlyBoy ripoff came later in 2007. These are important dates in the history of mankind.
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7/17/2014 3:19:56 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 4:45:27 PM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 7/16/2014 2:06:34 PM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 7/16/2014 1:54:13 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Proof: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com...

Ask me anything. GO!

Oh look at this! www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psyched/201205/does-autism-lead-atheism.

The OP is quite obviously a theist.

Pastafarianism is a parody religion. I understand autists have a hard time grasping humor though.
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7/17/2014 9:46:45 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 9:44:29 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
At 7/16/2014 4:36:52 PM, Saska wrote:
Is there a gluten free alternative that would allow one all the benefits of Pastafarianism without putting a Celiac's life at risk?

Good question, Saska. There's actually a contentious debate between the two branches of Pastafarianism: East and West. The East believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is rice-based, not wheat-based.

Or are sufferers of Celiac immediately deemed unfit in the eyes of the FSM?

The FSM is righteous and accepts all with open noodles.

I have heard stories of the Vermicellians, out of Southeast Asia. I was never sure of their origins, but it seems likely they have ties to Pastafarianism. Legend has it that they would congregate in rice fields, standing in a circle (which they called a 'bowl') and offering their prayers to their creaotr in a unique motion that could only be described as a spring, followed by a roll. If memory serves me correctly, their name for this ceremony was the Vermicelli Rice Bowl with Spring Roll, though many just called it number 49 for short.
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7/17/2014 10:51:36 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/16/2014 2:06:34 PM, Installgentoo wrote:

Oh look at this! www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psyched/201205/does-autism-lead-atheism.

How does it feel when Autists are smarter then Theists

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7/17/2014 2:32:48 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/17/2014 3:19:56 AM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 7/16/2014 4:45:27 PM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 7/16/2014 2:06:34 PM, Installgentoo wrote:
At 7/16/2014 1:54:13 PM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
Proof: http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com...

Ask me anything. GO!

Oh look at this! www.psychologytoday.com/blog/psyched/201205/does-autism-lead-atheism.

The OP is quite obviously a theist.

Pastafarianism is a parody religion. I understand autists have a hard time grasping humor though.

Says the guy not understanding sarcasm...
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What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten
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7/17/2014 3:17:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Leave it to the religion forum on DDO to turn a light-hearted, good-natured thread into a hostile ego trip.
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