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Skyangel
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11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...
jodybirdy
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11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."
Beastt
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11/5/2014 12:17:06 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D

If one who worships is a "worshiper" then a "peer" is... ?
"If we believe absurdities we shall commit atrocities." -- Voltaire
Skyangel
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11/5/2014 12:18:09 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D

Well some people enjoy being converted suckers. ;-)
Others run a mile and get offended by other peoples tiny one eyed gods and religious beliefs.
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11/5/2014 12:20:44 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 12:17:06 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D

If one who worships is a "worshiper" then a "peer" is... ?

A sucker for substance?
Beastt
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11/5/2014 12:25:57 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 12:20:44 AM, Skyangel wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:17:06 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D

If one who worships is a "worshiper" then a "peer" is... ?

A sucker for substance?

If I comment on that and I misunderstood... nawwwww! No comment. :)
"If we believe absurdities we shall commit atrocities." -- Voltaire
jodybirdy
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11/5/2014 12:32:56 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 12:25:57 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:20:44 AM, Skyangel wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:17:06 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D

If one who worships is a "worshiper" then a "peer" is... ?

A sucker for substance?

If I comment on that and I misunderstood... nawwwww! No comment. :)

Exactly!
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."
jodybirdy
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11/5/2014 12:36:01 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 12:18:09 AM, Skyangel wrote:
At 11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D

Well some people enjoy being converted suckers. ;-)
Others run a mile and get offended by other peoples tiny one eyed gods and religious beliefs.

I can't disagree with your logic.
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."
Skyangel
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11/5/2014 12:44:52 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 12:36:01 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:18:09 AM, Skyangel wrote:
At 11/4/2014 11:46:11 PM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/4/2014 9:16:31 PM, Skyangel wrote:
Jodybirdy said "I want a new religious topic. A creative one. One that actually has real meaning and substance."

Here is your new religious topic Jody.

Worship the penis and you will be very fruitful and your seed will be as innumerable as the sand of the sea.

http://www.cracked.com...

Haha! I bet there are some men I know who would convert just so that they can in turn convert every woman they know. Especially the women with good knees.

You realize we are going to be in trouble with some of our peers for this right? :D

Well some people enjoy being converted suckers. ;-)
Others run a mile and get offended by other peoples tiny one eyed gods and religious beliefs.

I can't disagree with your logic.

Neither can I. :-)
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11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.
... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.
"If we believe absurdities we shall commit atrocities." -- Voltaire
jodybirdy
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11/5/2014 1:02:21 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:
I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.
... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."
Beastt
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11/5/2014 1:07:44 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 1:02:21 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:
I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.
... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.

And I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.
"If we believe absurdities we shall commit atrocities." -- Voltaire
jodybirdy
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11/5/2014 1:18:11 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 1:07:44 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:02:21 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:
I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.
... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.

And I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.

I think the only worthwhile position to hold in such a religion would be that of a priest.
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."
Beastt
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11/5/2014 1:24:21 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 1:18:11 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:07:44 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:02:21 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:
I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.
... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.
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And I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.

I think the only worthwhile position to hold in such a religion would be that of a priest.

The one spreading the good news?

Then again, who wants to admit to their cell-mate that they were arrested for offering unsolicited proof of God?
"If we believe absurdities we shall commit atrocities." -- Voltaire
jodybirdy
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11/5/2014 1:31:06 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 1:24:21 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:18:11 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:07:44 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:02:21 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:
I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.
... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.
y
And I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.

I think the only worthwhile position to hold in such a religion would be that of a priest.

The one spreading the good news?

Then again, who wants to admit to their cell-mate that they were arrested for offering unsolicited proof of God?

He'd probably be spreading more than just good news. I'd be insisting that god was clothed in latex of the purest white.

Cell mate. That could be bad. Nah, the government obviously sides with religious organizations. It would never happen.
A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."
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11/5/2014 3:06:13 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/5/2014 1:31:06 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:24:21 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:18:11 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:07:44 AM, Beastt wrote:
At 11/5/2014 1:02:21 AM, jodybirdy wrote:
At 11/5/2014 12:54:08 AM, Beastt wrote:
I'd recommend keeping your eyes open during the placement of the communion wafers.
... we'll get around to being creative after we're finished with the common line of jokes.

That is unless you want to be filled with the body of the one eyed god. Then by all means close your eyes and receive it.

Uhm...yeah, change that to, eyes open, mouth closed. No offense, just not my preference.
y
And I think I'll pass on the "wine" too.

I think the only worthwhile position to hold in such a religion would be that of a priest.

The one spreading the good news?

Then again, who wants to admit to their cell-mate that they were arrested for offering unsolicited proof of God?

He'd probably be spreading more than just good news. I'd be insisting that god was clothed in latex of the purest white.

Cell mate. That could be bad. Nah, the government obviously sides with religious organizations. It would never happen.

Just lay back and think of England.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
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11/5/2014 8:49:43 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
This thread has...wow, just wow. This has to be one of the funniest threads I have seen in the religion forum!
This thread is like eavesdropping on a conversation in a mental asylum. - Bulproof

You can call your invisible friends whatever you like. - Desmac

What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten