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Cathlicism is whoer of babeylon

jh1234lnew
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11/24/2014 10:56:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Catholicism is the whore of Babylon.

In the year 98 BC, the Vatican invented scienmancy (the worship of the deity sciena), masturbation, and global warming as a part of the big conspiracy against Jack Chick.

Scienmancy later evolved into science. The scientists attempt to reject the truth of my specific interpretation of the Bible using the scientific method, which works in this way:

Hypothesizing-Making a random guess
Peer review-As long as the guess agrees with scienmancy, it is accepted
Publication-The hypothesis is used to brainwash people.

This created global warming, which is a lie created by scienmancers who worship the deity Gaia.

(http://www.chick.com...)

In 1969 AD, the Catholic church invented evolution, a theory that states that people were originally dots in goo, which turned into giant sperm with smiley mouths, which turned into fish, then into monkeys, and then into people. It states that survival of the fittest means that minorities are not a part of Hitler's master race.

(http://www.chick.com...)

To complement evolution, in 1970 AD they invented Adolf Hitler who used scienmancy to spread lies.

Remember, kids: the Bible is true, but only the parts that I agree with! The other parts are lies!

(A parody of Jack Chick's tracts)
bornofgod
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11/25/2014 1:00:59 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 11/24/2014 10:56:45 PM, jh1234lnew wrote:
Catholicism is the whore of Babylon.

In the year 98 BC, the Vatican invented scienmancy (the worship of the deity sciena), masturbation, and global warming as a part of the big conspiracy against Jack Chick.

Scienmancy later evolved into science. The scientists attempt to reject the truth of my specific interpretation of the Bible using the scientific method, which works in this way:

Hypothesizing-Making a random guess
Peer review-As long as the guess agrees with scienmancy, it is accepted
Publication-The hypothesis is used to brainwash people.

This created global warming, which is a lie created by scienmancers who worship the deity Gaia.

(http://www.chick.com...)

In 1969 AD, the Catholic church invented evolution, a theory that states that people were originally dots in goo, which turned into giant sperm with smiley mouths, which turned into fish, then into monkeys, and then into people. It states that survival of the fittest means that minorities are not a part of Hitler's master race.

(http://www.chick.com...)

To complement evolution, in 1970 AD they invented Adolf Hitler who used scienmancy to spread lies.

Remember, kids: the Bible is true, but only the parts that I agree with! The other parts are lies!

(A parody of Jack Chick's tracts)

All Christianity and the religions of this world are the whore of Babylon that has deceived everyone of God's people except us saints who possess the knowledge of God. Only God's chosen believers will learn what the beast is about.