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Who would win in a fight?

Ragnar_Rahl
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5/16/2010 7:43:50 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
"Joseph said that once when he was in his office, he saw two boys fighting in the street. He ran out, caught one of the boys who had begun the fight with a club, and then the other, gave them "proper instruction," as he termed it, then gave the bystanders a lecture for not stopping the fight instead of egging the boys on, and then concluded the matter by saying that nobody was allowed to fight in Nauvoo but himself!"

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By contrast, Jesus was famous for NOT fighting when he supposedly could have. Getting nailed to a tree is not a qualification.
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Korashk
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5/16/2010 7:50:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Jesus does have the carpenter thing going on. That was a fairly rough profession. Jesus also just seems like he'd be more scrappy to me.
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Korashk
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5/16/2010 7:53:26 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Cmon Ragnar, these questions aren't interesting when you use their personality as a factor. You have to assume that a fight between these two is going to happen regardless of if it ever really would.
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5/16/2010 7:53:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/16/2010 7:37:12 PM, ccstate4peat wrote:
Jesus or Joseph Smith?

Lol really? What made you propose such a ridiculous question... of course it would be Jesus.
mattrodstrom
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5/16/2010 7:55:21 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/16/2010 7:53:38 PM, Moroni23 wrote:
At 5/16/2010 7:37:12 PM, ccstate4peat wrote:
Jesus or Joseph Smith?

Lol really? What made you propose such a ridiculous question... of course it would be Jesus.

Yeah... he has great cheek turning skills...
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wjmelements
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5/16/2010 7:57:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
WWJD?
Jesus would turn the other cheek and get the shat beat out of him.
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mongoose
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5/16/2010 8:16:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/16/2010 7:57:18 PM, wjmelements wrote:
WWJD?
Jesus would turn the other cheek and get the shat beat out of him.

He would let himself get crucified, then return 3 days later and pwn.
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5/16/2010 8:20:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/16/2010 8:18:37 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Jesus. He has God on his side. Enough said. ;)

You crack me up, intentionally or not.
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Danielle
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5/16/2010 8:21:19 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/16/2010 8:20:12 PM, theLwerd wrote:
At 5/16/2010 8:18:37 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Jesus. He has God on his side. Enough said. ;)

You crack me up, intentionally or not.

I should rephrase this but I don't know how lol.
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Freeman
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5/16/2010 8:39:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 5/16/2010 7:37:12 PM, ccstate4peat wrote:
Jesus or Joseph Smith?

Jesus.

He would have his twelve comrades do his bidding, and Joseph Smith would be outnumbered.
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