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Lets Make a Religion!

ChristianPunk
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12/5/2014 2:37:45 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
We are in a religion forum, so let's do it! :D

Name of Religion

Deity or Leader:

Set of Beliefs:

Rituals:

Meeting Place or gathering (optional)
Envisage
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12/5/2014 2:54:03 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/5/2014 2:37:45 PM, ChristianPunk wrote:
We are in a religion forum, so let's do it! :D

Name of Religion
New Age Nihilism

Deity or Leader:
The Abyss

Set of Beliefs:
There is nothing, no good, no evil, no value, no meaning, no purpose, no existance, no objective reality, no point. Death is to achieve ultimate perfection, as perfection is the lack of any flaws, and oblivion cannot contain any flaws by definition.

Rituals
Weekly extorts of despair, crying and forced creaking of the minds of children. Each member must swear an oath to attempt, with the best of their abilities to aid the people of the world attain perfection, complete oblivion.

There will be an armageddon, albeit a man-made one.

Meeting Place or gathering (optional)
In the pitch black, preferably in abandoned mines, etc. To create a oneness with the self and ultimate perfection.
Skyangel
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12/5/2014 3:09:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/5/2014 2:37:45 PM, ChristianPunk wrote:
We are in a religion forum, so let's do it! :D

Name of Religion

Existence

Deity or Leader:

The existing.

Set of Beliefs:

I am that I am.

Rituals:

I do what I do.

Meeting Place or gathering (optional)

Wherever you are.
Gaming_Debater
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12/5/2014 8:10:22 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/5/2014 2:37:45 PM, ChristianPunk wrote:
We are in a religion forum, so let's do it! :D

Name of Religion

Illogicalism


Deity or Leader:

Univanugister (Basically meaning "omniscient a**hole boss") deity


Set of Beliefs:

Everyone exists in and only in their own universe granted at birth by Univanugister; Mommy and Daddy are always right; if they contradict themselves or another mom or dad, then they create their own universes, one in which they are right about thing A and universe B in which they are right about B unless they contradict another basic belief of the religion; People who do not conform to the religion will go to G'zukhai, where they will go through every kind of torment imaginable for eternity

Rituals:

Abuse kids in every feasible way until they become completely unable to reason beyond the logic of another Illogicalist, emote beyond self-hatred and fear of going to G'zukhai or think even the slightest different thought and will obey you like a dog; do it every day to them and do it worse if they rebel and do whatever is necessary to teach them conformity and to be a doormat; get a weapons education in college for killing people who don't convert


Meeting Place or gathering (optional)

Dungeons for torturing anyone who thinks independently
dee-em
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12/5/2014 9:47:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/5/2014 2:37:45 PM, ChristianPunk wrote:
We are in a religion forum, so let's do it! :D

Name of Religion

Skyfairyism

Deity or Leader:

Fairy in the Sky with Diamonds

Set of Beliefs:

Fairies wear boots

Rituals:

Eating fairy floss

Meeting Place or gathering (optional)

Fairyland.
Envisage
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12/5/2014 10:52:51 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I actually looked up "Nihilist Churches" and I was bitterly disappointed...

I need to round up some recruits and get something official rolling.
dee-em
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12/6/2014 12:57:46 AM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 12/5/2014 10:52:51 PM, Envisage wrote:
I actually looked up "Nihilist Churches" and I was bitterly disappointed...

I need to round up some recruits and get something official rolling.

Why bother? It's all meaningless.