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Jesus had a robot wife

n7
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1/11/2015 1:50:25 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
I am convinced that Jesus H. Christ had a robot wife.

1. Jesus was perfect

Jesus was perfect, but this doesn't mean he had temptations. It would be more perfect if Jesus had temptations but resisted. This entails Jesus had man drives (hornyness).

2. Marriage

Marriage is a key concept in the Christian faith. From Adam and Eve marriage was a holy blessed ordained concept. Had Jesus not been married, this would have been a poor light shed on the Messiah

3. Putting it together.

Jesus needed to be married, ok. Jesus was perfect and this entails he needed the perfect women but ONLY jesus was perfect. The only thing that could even come close is a robot. He could fulfill his man drives without sinning and he would be the model Christian married to the perfect women like thing.

C: Jesus had a robot wife.

It all entails.

QED b1tches
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DanneJeRusse
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1/11/2015 2:05:45 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
The big question is "Was Jesus a virgin his whole life?"
Marrying a 6 year old and waiting until she reaches puberty and maturity before having consensual sex is better than walking up to
a stranger in a bar and proceeding to have relations with no valid proof of the intent of the person. Muhammad wins. ~ Fatihah
If they don't want to be killed then they have to subdue to the Islamic laws. - Uncung
Without God, you are lower than sh!t. ~ SpiritandTruth
Mhykiel
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1/11/2015 2:45:40 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/11/2015 2:05:45 PM, DanneJeRusse wrote:
The big question is "Was Jesus a virgin his whole life?"

No he married the town slut and had kids.
DanneJeRusse
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1/11/2015 2:48:22 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 1/11/2015 2:45:40 PM, Mhykiel wrote:
At 1/11/2015 2:05:45 PM, DanneJeRusse wrote:
The big question is "Was Jesus a virgin his whole life?"

No he married the town slut and had kids.

Kewl. Jesus got a boner.
Marrying a 6 year old and waiting until she reaches puberty and maturity before having consensual sex is better than walking up to
a stranger in a bar and proceeding to have relations with no valid proof of the intent of the person. Muhammad wins. ~ Fatihah
If they don't want to be killed then they have to subdue to the Islamic laws. - Uncung
Without God, you are lower than sh!t. ~ SpiritandTruth