Total Posts:1|Showing Posts:1-1
Jump to topic:

On religion

GamrDeb8rBbrH8r
Posts: 341
Add as Friend
Challenge to a Debate
Send a Message
2/13/2015 11:05:02 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
kid: Hey mommy whatcha doin?

Mom: smoking religion

kid: Can I have some of that religion?

Mom: Sure.

kid: *smokes the religion* *eyes pop out* WH00000000@@@@@@@ this religion is awes0000000000me! Gimme MOAR religion!

Mom: Sorry. I'm all out. We'll have to buy more at (the) [insert word for "cult center" here]

kid: W00000000000 I love this religion stuff!!

LATER: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD A NIGHTMARE! I HAD A VISION OF GOIN to hell cuz i didnt believe in *insert name of deity here*!

Mom: *slaps him* BELIEVE YOU POS BELIEVE

kid: OK mom I believe

Kid: are you a atheist?

Atheist: yes.

Kid: F*CK YOU! *Bashes bible*

Atheist: COOL DOWN MAN

Kid: *thumps bible* STAHP. INFRINGING. MY. FREEDOM. OF. SPEEEEEEEECH!!!

Kid: *goes off and does whatever all the other religion addicts are doing*
"There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot."

-Immortal Technique

Rap battle VS Truth_Seeker: http://www.debate.org...