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2/13/2015 11:05:02 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
kid: Hey mommy whatcha doin?
Mom: smoking religion
kid: Can I have some of that religion?
kid: *smokes the religion* *eyes pop out* WH00000000@@@@@@@ this religion is awes0000000000me! Gimme MOAR religion!
Mom: Sorry. I'm all out. We'll have to buy more at (the) [insert word for "cult center" here]
kid: W00000000000 I love this religion stuff!!
LATER: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAD A NIGHTMARE! I HAD A VISION OF GOIN to hell cuz i didnt believe in *insert name of deity here*!
Mom: *slaps him* BELIEVE YOU POS BELIEVE
kid: OK mom I believe
Kid: are you a atheist?
Kid: F*CK YOU! *Bashes bible*
Atheist: COOL DOWN MAN
Kid: *thumps bible* STAHP. INFRINGING. MY. FREEDOM. OF. SPEEEEEEEECH!!!
Kid: *goes off and does whatever all the other religion addicts are doing*
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