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Ragnar_Rahl
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7/19/2010 4:11:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
Apparently, last year, a dude working on a train called into the control room of Egypt State Railways when the train stalled.

He was told to call back after prayer. 18 people died.

Source: The Economist.

Not news now, but I thought it was funny :P
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7/19/2010 4:14:13 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 4:11:41 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Apparently, last year, a dude working on a train called into the control room of Egypt State Railways when the train stalled.

He was told to call back after prayer. 18 people died.

Source: The Economist.

Not news now, but I thought it was funny :P

Hey, that is funny.
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7/19/2010 5:47:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 4:11:41 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Apparently, last year, a dude working on a train called into the control room of Egypt State Railways when the train stalled.

He was told to call back after prayer. 18 people died.

Source: The Economist.

Not news now, but I thought it was funny :P

Why did they answer the phone if prayer was so important?
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7/19/2010 6:07:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 5:47:25 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
At 7/19/2010 4:11:41 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Apparently, last year, a dude working on a train called into the control room of Egypt State Railways when the train stalled.

He was told to call back after prayer. 18 people died.

Source: The Economist.

Not news now, but I thought it was funny :P

Why did they answer the phone if prayer was so important?

They're retarded I guess. That or they just wanted the opportunity to sound righteous and preferred it over being righteous.

Or maybe they could answer the phone in the proper prayer position but not reach anything that could help solve the problem.
It came to be at its height. It was commanded to command. It was a capital before its first stone was laid. It was a monument to the spirit of man.
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7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 6:07:22 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
At 7/19/2010 5:47:25 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
At 7/19/2010 4:11:41 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Apparently, last year, a dude working on a train called into the control room of Egypt State Railways when the train stalled.

He was told to call back after prayer. 18 people died.

Source: The Economist.

Not news now, but I thought it was funny :P

Why did they answer the phone if prayer was so important?

They're retarded I guess. That or they just wanted the opportunity to sound righteous and preferred it over being righteous.

Or maybe they could answer the phone in the proper prayer position but not reach anything that could help solve the problem.

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.
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7/19/2010 6:58:27 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM, Yvette wrote:

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.

Nah. Even I laughed at this.
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7/19/2010 8:09:43 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 6:58:27 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM, Yvette wrote:

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.

Nah. Even I laughed at this.

+10 for Insert!
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7/19/2010 8:11:15 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 8:09:43 PM, Yvette wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:58:27 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM, Yvette wrote:

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.

Nah. Even I laughed at this.

+10 for Insert!

It's called I have a sense of humour. :P
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7/19/2010 8:35:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 8:11:15 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:09:43 PM, Yvette wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:58:27 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM, Yvette wrote:

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.

Nah. Even I laughed at this.

+10 for Insert!

It's called I have a sense of humour. :P

I thought the Qur'an said:

And it came to pass that Allah revealed to the Prophet: have not a sense of humor, for it is of the idolaters. They laugh and make merry, those sons of pigs and monkeys, but theirs is a painful doom!!

PS - 10pts for anyone that finds the Mormon joke!
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7/19/2010 8:36:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 8:35:16 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:11:15 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:09:43 PM, Yvette wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:58:27 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM, Yvette wrote:

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.

Nah. Even I laughed at this.

+10 for Insert!

It's called I have a sense of humour. :P

I thought the Qur'an said:

And it came to pass that Allah revealed to the Prophet: have not a sense of humor, for it is of the idolaters. They laugh and make merry, those sons of pigs and monkeys, but theirs is a painful doom!!

PS - 10pts for anyone that finds the Mormon joke!

Nope. That's not in the Qur'an. :P
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7/19/2010 10:59:20 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 8:35:16 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:11:15 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:09:43 PM, Yvette wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:58:27 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM, Yvette wrote:

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.

Nah. Even I laughed at this.

+10 for Insert!

It's called I have a sense of humour. :P

I thought the Qur'an said:

And it came to pass that Allah revealed to the Prophet: have not a sense of humor, for it is of the idolaters. They laugh and make merry, those sons of pigs and monkeys, but theirs is a painful doom!!

PS - 10pts for anyone that finds the Mormon joke!

"And it came to pass" was one of Joseph Smiths favorite phrases. He also seemed to be particularly fond of the word "exceedingly." He tried way too hard to make the Book of Mormon sound like the King James Bible. So whenever it began to sound too modern, he just added, "and it came to pass" in order to make it seem more authentic.
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7/19/2010 11:00:29 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 10:59:20 PM, Freeman wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:35:16 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:11:15 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 8:09:43 PM, Yvette wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:58:27 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 6:52:16 PM, Yvette wrote:

Win.

Oh, but wait, we can't criticize them, we're being rude, Ragnar.

Nah. Even I laughed at this.

+10 for Insert!

It's called I have a sense of humour. :P

I thought the Qur'an said:

And it came to pass that Allah revealed to the Prophet: have not a sense of humor, for it is of the idolaters. They laugh and make merry, those sons of pigs and monkeys, but theirs is a painful doom!!

PS - 10pts for anyone that finds the Mormon joke!

"And it came to pass" was one of Joseph Smiths favorite phrases. He also seemed to be particularly fond of the word "exceedingly." He tried way too hard to make the Book of Mormon sound like the King James Bible. So whenever it began to sound too modern, he just added, "and it came to pass" in order to make it seem more authentic.

I suppose that's =+10 pts to you.
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7/19/2010 11:01:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 10:59:20 PM, Freeman wrote:

"And it came to pass" was one of Joseph Smiths favorite phrases. He also seemed to be particularly fond of the word "exceedingly." He tried way too hard to make the Book of Mormon sound like the King James Bible. So whenever it began to sound too modern, he just added, "and it came to pass" in order to make it seem more authentic.

You get the 10pts! Yes - when Joseph Smith made up the Book of Mormon, he used "and it came to pass" exceedingly =P

I think the only other phrase it is exceeded (heh) by might be the occurrences of doom, painful doom, shameful doom, wrathful doom, etc... in the Quran...
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7/19/2010 11:03:10 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:01:47 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
At 7/19/2010 10:59:20 PM, Freeman wrote:

"And it came to pass" was one of Joseph Smiths favorite phrases. He also seemed to be particularly fond of the word "exceedingly." He tried way too hard to make the Book of Mormon sound like the King James Bible. So whenever it began to sound too modern, he just added, "and it came to pass" in order to make it seem more authentic.

You get the 10pts! Yes - when Joseph Smith made up the Book of Mormon, he used "and it came to pass" exceedingly =P

I think the only other phrase it is exceeded (heh) by might be the occurrences of doom, painful doom, shameful doom, wrathful doom, etc... in the Quran...

to be fair, the Qur'an does reference "painful doom", etc. alot. :/
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7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:03:10 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:01:47 PM, JustCallMeTarzan wrote:
At 7/19/2010 10:59:20 PM, Freeman wrote:

"And it came to pass" was one of Joseph Smiths favorite phrases. He also seemed to be particularly fond of the word "exceedingly." He tried way too hard to make the Book of Mormon sound like the King James Bible. So whenever it began to sound too modern, he just added, "and it came to pass" in order to make it seem more authentic.

You get the 10pts! Yes - when Joseph Smith made up the Book of Mormon, he used "and it came to pass" exceedingly =P

I think the only other phrase it is exceeded (heh) by might be the occurrences of doom, painful doom, shameful doom, wrathful doom, etc... in the Quran...

to be fair, the Qur'an does reference "painful doom", etc. alot. :/

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.
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7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)
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7/19/2010 11:17:30 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)

Thats not in the book of mormon. Its in the book or moron.
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7/19/2010 11:19:08 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:17:30 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)

Thats not in the book of mormon. Its in the book or moron.

lmao. Maybe the Book of Mormon is the Book of Moron? lol jk. I'm not that mean.
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7/19/2010 11:20:11 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:19:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:17:30 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)

Thats not in the book of mormon. Its in the book or moron.

lmao. Maybe the Book of Mormon is the Book of Moron? lol jk. I'm not that mean.

Lol I honestly did think thats what it was called when I first saw it. And sure you are.
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7/19/2010 11:21:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:20:11 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:19:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:17:30 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)

Thats not in the book of mormon. Its in the book or moron.

lmao. Maybe the Book of Mormon is the Book of Moron? lol jk. I'm not that mean.

Lol I honestly did think thats what it was called when I first saw it. And sure you are.

I wish I knew where my copy of the Book of Mormon was. Yes, I have a copy, somehow... :/
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7/19/2010 11:23:59 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:19:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:17:30 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)

Thats not in the book of mormon. Its in the book or moron.

lmao. Maybe the Book of Mormon is the Book of Moron? lol jk. I'm not that mean.

And it came to pass that the prophetess Jannah recanted her blasphemy against the LORD. And the LORD spared Jannah an exceedingly painful doom.
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7/19/2010 11:23:59 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:21:38 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:20:11 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:19:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:17:30 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)

Thats not in the book of mormon. Its in the book or moron.

lmao. Maybe the Book of Mormon is the Book of Moron? lol jk. I'm not that mean.

Lol I honestly did think thats what it was called when I first saw it. And sure you are.

I wish I knew where my copy of the Book of Mormon was. Yes, I have a copy, somehow... :/

I actually have 4. After throwing many away. I did turn one into a pillow for a homeless guy tho. But I just can't seem to get rid of them lol
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7/19/2010 11:25:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:23:59 PM, lovelife wrote:

I actually have 4. After throwing many away. I did turn one into a pillow for a homeless guy tho. But I just can't seem to get rid of them lol

They breed like rabbits!
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7/19/2010 11:26:18 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:25:22 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:23:59 PM, lovelife wrote:

I actually have 4. After throwing many away. I did turn one into a pillow for a homeless guy tho. But I just can't seem to get rid of them lol

They breed like rabbits!

Ewww these books wont stop breeding under my bed!
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7/19/2010 11:27:27 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:23:59 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:19:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:17:30 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:13:08 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
At 7/19/2010 11:11:18 PM, lovelife wrote:

And it came to pass that those that exceedingly made fun of the Book of Mormon suffered a painful doom, the like of which no man nor beast could yet comprehend.

The Book of Mormon is fake, that has already been established so we're not going to suffer a painful doom because it says so. ;)

Thats not in the book of mormon. Its in the book or moron.

lmao. Maybe the Book of Mormon is the Book of Moron? lol jk. I'm not that mean.

And it came to pass that the prophetess Jannah recanted her blasphemy against the LORD. And the LORD spared Jannah an exceedingly painful doom.

And it came to pass that the LORD determined that everyone shall face an exceedingly painful death.
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7/19/2010 11:33:22 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 4:11:41 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Apparently, last year 18 people died.
I thought it was funny :P

18 dead people. That is funny
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7/19/2010 11:34:57 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 11:33:22 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/19/2010 4:11:41 PM, Ragnar_Rahl wrote:
Apparently, last year 18 people died.
I thought it was funny :P

18 dead people. That is funny

All because a muslim wouldn't interrupt his prayer. Doesn't he know it's permitted in situations like that? <.<
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7/20/2010 12:00:21 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
And the heavens parted, and an angel descended from the firmament unto the Earth. His tongue spake a great many things, and filled the peoples of the land with the spirit of the LORD. And the peoples of the land rejoiced in the glory, and the mercy of the LORD.

And a man rose up unto the angel from the masses, and he said to the angel, art thou a messenger of the LORD? I am a nonbeliever, and my people suffer. And the angel said, I am a messenger of the LORD, who has come to fill the peoples of the land with His spirit. And the angel filled the man, who was called Cody, with the spirit of the LORD, and made him repent of his wickedness, and gave unto him the power of miracles to bless his people.

Cody became unto his people a prophet of the LORD, and an apostle to Him. And he too spake from his tongue great things about the LORD, of his power, and his righteousness, and his mercy. And a blind man approached the prophet Cody, and asked of him what it was to be filled with the spirit of the LORD, for he also wished to take the spirit into his body.

And Cody took the blind man up into the balcony before his people and healed the blind man's sickness. The man looked with his eyes up into the prophet Cody's face and asked unto him a second time what it was to be filled with the spirit of the LORD.

And the prophet Cody confessed unto the man, and unto all the peoples of the land, I am a false prophet. Yea, I am he who hath pulled a fast one on our LORD so that I might have some bitchin powers; For lo, though the power and the glory be His, the cunning and the lulz be mine.

And the peoples of the land rejoiced.
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7/20/2010 12:28:53 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/19/2010 5:43:43 PM, InsertNameHere wrote:
Haha I lol'ed. xD It is permissible to interrupt prayer in situations like that.

It is in Judaism. It's permissible to interupt anything and everything in order to preserve life.