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JJ50
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3/19/2015 7:25:48 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

I thought all would see you descending from the sky, I didn't, how do you explain that, lol?
Wylted
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3/19/2015 7:27:18 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
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What's up with gingers being so quick to anger?
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3/19/2015 8:27:06 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 7:25:48 AM, JJ50 wrote:
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

I thought all would see you descending from the sky, I didn't, how do you explain that, lol?

You were asleep at the time. You snooze you lose.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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3/19/2015 8:27:42 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 7:27:18 AM, Wylted wrote:
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

What's up with gingers being so quick to anger?

They have no souls. The devil acts through them, and he has anger issues.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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3/19/2015 8:28:20 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 8:07:06 AM, Harikrish wrote:
What do we do with Brad? He said you were a false Christian deity.

He is a false idol. Destroy him, as the Commandment says.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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3/19/2015 8:36:02 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 8:27:06 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/19/2015 7:25:48 AM, JJ50 wrote:
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

I thought all would see you descending from the sky, I didn't, how do you explain that, lol?

You were asleep at the time. You snooze you lose.

How extremely remiss of me, lol!
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3/19/2015 8:47:21 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 8:28:20 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/19/2015 8:07:06 AM, Harikrish wrote:
What do we do with Brad? He said you were a false Christian deity.

He is a false idol. Destroy him, as the Commandment says.

But is a madman not innocent by reason of his insanity. I ask you to spare him for the sake of a few good men who find amusement in his tormented state. It is the hell on earth that you showed us to avoid. Can you let it linger a while longer, your long absence has dulled Christian minds?
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3/19/2015 8:59:09 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 8:47:21 AM, Harikrish wrote:
At 3/19/2015 8:28:20 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/19/2015 8:07:06 AM, Harikrish wrote:
What do we do with Brad? He said you were a false Christian deity.

He is a false idol. Destroy him, as the Commandment says.

But is a madman not innocent by reason of his insanity. I ask you to spare him for the sake of a few good men who find amusement in his tormented state. It is the hell on earth that you showed us to avoid. Can you let it linger a while longer, your long absence has dulled Christian minds?

No, I am a jealous God. You must kill him now so he may not share in the kingdom of heaven. Let him play with the devil.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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3/19/2015 9:03:18 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

Why are there so many flaws in a your holy book? Why have you provided no evidence of your existence especially since eternal damnation rides on humans accepting you are real? Also, does communication through forum count as revelation?
This thread is like eavesdropping on a conversation in a mental asylum. - Bulproof

You can call your invisible friends whatever you like. - Desmac

What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten
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3/19/2015 9:05:03 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 9:03:18 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

Why are there so many flaws in a your holy book?

A "flaw" is a facet of an insufficiently sophisticated intellect unable to explain it away.

Why have you provided no evidence of your existence especially since eternal damnation rides on humans accepting you are real?

I showed my divine powers to many people. It's not my fault that video cameras didn't exist at the time.

Also, does communication through forum count as revelation?

Yes.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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3/19/2015 9:09:04 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 8:59:09 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/19/2015 8:47:21 AM, Harikrish wrote:
At 3/19/2015 8:28:20 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/19/2015 8:07:06 AM, Harikrish wrote:
What do we do with Brad? He said you were a false Christian deity.

He is a false idol. Destroy him, as the Commandment says.

But is a madman not innocent by reason of his insanity. I ask you to spare him for the sake of a few good men who find amusement in his tormented state. It is the hell on earth that you showed us to avoid. Can you let it linger a while longer, your long absence has dulled Christian minds?

No, I am a jealous God. You must kill him now so he may not share in the kingdom of heaven. Let him play with the devil.
But he is homeless with no fixed address and there are many streets in Campbell CA. How can we find a homeless madman among many that have lost their way? Will you put the mark of the beast on his forehead so we may recognize this blasphemer.
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3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...
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3/19/2015 9:10:24 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 9:05:03 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:03:18 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

Why are there so many flaws in a your holy book?

A "flaw" is a facet of an insufficiently sophisticated intellect unable to explain it away.

Why have you provided no evidence of your existence especially since eternal damnation rides on humans accepting you are real?

I showed my divine powers to many people. It's not my fault that video cameras didn't exist at the time.

Why do you refer to your penis as "divine powers"?

Also, does communication through forum count as revelation?

Yes.
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3/19/2015 9:12:52 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 9:05:03 AM, bluesteel wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:03:18 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

Why are there so many flaws in a your holy book?

A "flaw" is a facet of an insufficiently sophisticated intellect unable to explain it away.

Of course, your intellect is not flawed, any misunderstanding on the part of your creations would ultimately rely on your inability or unwillingness to properly express yourself. Why have you not properly expressed yourself?


Why have you provided no evidence of your existence especially since eternal damnation rides on humans accepting you are real?

I showed my divine powers to many people. It's not my fault that video cameras didn't exist at the time.

Again, this is another inability or unwillingness problem - are you unable to provide evidence for your existence or are you just a dick?

Also, does communication through forum count as revelation?

Yes.

Great, now I can say I have had a conversation with Jesus. ;-)
This thread is like eavesdropping on a conversation in a mental asylum. - Bulproof

You can call your invisible friends whatever you like. - Desmac

What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten
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3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1
This thread is like eavesdropping on a conversation in a mental asylum. - Bulproof

You can call your invisible friends whatever you like. - Desmac

What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten
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3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000
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3/19/2015 11:13:47 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Yay, Jesus is back.
I bet fanfics are already being posted on random blogs about us.-Vaarka

Butters preformed his duty to the town and died with honor, he helped us kill scum, so we know have to go and make sure his death wasn't in vain and win this game for him.-lannan13

All hail the great and mighty Butters, who died for our inactive cause.-Vaarka

fuckith offith, lol.-Ore(talking to me)

And guess what happened to FT? He got raped to death.-Xlav

You are so obviously town I love you man.-VOT
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3/19/2015 11:14:11 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000

Lol. You don't like the choices in the question, or my agreement with it?
This thread is like eavesdropping on a conversation in a mental asylum. - Bulproof

You can call your invisible friends whatever you like. - Desmac

What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten
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3/19/2015 11:22:59 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 11:14:11 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000

Lol. You don't like the choices in the question, or my agreement with it?

I'm neutral to the choices, I'm just amused you found it amusing.
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3/19/2015 11:28:13 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 11:22:59 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:14:11 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000

Lol. You don't like the choices in the question, or my agreement with it?

I'm neutral to the choices, I'm just amused you found it amusing.

Very well. I am amused you were amused at my amusement and not at the question itself. ...but whatever. ;-)
This thread is like eavesdropping on a conversation in a mental asylum. - Bulproof

You can call your invisible friends whatever you like. - Desmac

What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten
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3/19/2015 11:39:25 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 11:28:13 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:22:59 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:14:11 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000

Lol. You don't like the choices in the question, or my agreement with it?

I'm neutral to the choices, I'm just amused you found it amusing.

Very well. I am amused you were amused at my amusement and not at the question itself. ...but whatever. ;-)

I am not amused you found I was amused at your amusement =. It's odious.
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3/19/2015 11:39:42 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 11:28:13 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:22:59 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:14:11 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000

Lol. You don't like the choices in the question, or my agreement with it?

I'm neutral to the choices, I'm just amused you found it amusing.

Very well. I am amused you were amused at my amusement and not at the question itself. ...but whatever. ;-)

I am not amused you found I was amused at your amusement, It's odious.
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3/19/2015 11:42:16 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 11:39:42 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:28:13 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:22:59 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:14:11 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000

Lol. You don't like the choices in the question, or my agreement with it?

I'm neutral to the choices, I'm just amused you found it amusing.

Very well. I am amused you were amused at my amusement and not at the question itself. ...but whatever. ;-)


I am not amused you found I was amused at your amusement, It's odious.

Lol, you win.
This thread is like eavesdropping on a conversation in a mental asylum. - Bulproof

You can call your invisible friends whatever you like. - Desmac

What the hell kind of coked up sideshow has this thread turned into. - Casten
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3/19/2015 11:48:15 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 11:42:16 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:39:42 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:28:13 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:22:59 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:14:11 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 11:06:26 AM, johnlubba wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:14:01 AM, Skepticalone wrote:
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

+1

- 10000000

Lol. You don't like the choices in the question, or my agreement with it?

I'm neutral to the choices, I'm just amused you found it amusing.

Very well. I am amused you were amused at my amusement and not at the question itself. ...but whatever. ;-)


I am not amused you found I was amused at your amusement, It's odious.

Lol, you win.

You're right, I concede.
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3/19/2015 2:56:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 9:10:05 AM, Zaradi wrote:
Cheez-Its or Cheese Nips?

Nips. Love nips.

Also are you more of an a** man or a tits man? I always thought you were an a** man but my best friend swears you're a tits man...

Gotta go with the a## over the tits. The latter is all I can see when looking down way up from Heaven. Kind of nice to get a change of scenery now that I'm back.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)
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3/19/2015 3:01:26 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

I thought Jesus was your husband...(?)
"It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here,
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear - that I'm not here."

-Syd Barrett

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3/19/2015 3:40:26 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/19/2015 3:01:26 PM, 1harderthanyouthink wrote:
At 3/19/2015 6:52:28 AM, bluesteel wrote:
Ask me anything.

I thought Jesus was your husband...(?)

She is blonde too. Lol!!! I took the OP on faith.