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SmallTacos
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3/26/2015 8:02:48 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Do you ever wonder what it's like to be part of a nut cult?

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After all,
B2 R18 A1 D4= 25 which equals 50 when multiplied times two, and that's somehow related to the apocalypse! Also, if you disagree with me, you disagree with God because Brad is Jesus!

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bornofgod
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3/26/2015 9:26:16 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/26/2015 8:02:48 PM, SmallTacos wrote:
Do you ever wonder what it's like to be part of a nut cult?

Well we have the product for you!

Introducing, Bradism!

Saint Brad Holkesvig and Saint Brad Watson have now teamed up to make a crazier religion than ever before! Combining the prophecies of two doomsday nuts, we now have received the world's one true religion!

After all,
B2 R18 A1 D4= 25 which equals 50 when multiplied times two, and that's somehow related to the apocalypse! Also, if you disagree with me, you disagree with God because Brad is Jesus!

You're all doomed to a failing grade if you don't accept because the Brads are the judges of all humanity!

But wait, there's more! If you become a Bradist today, you get a Brad Holkesvig (tm) Hobo-Blanket, free! Just pay your soul and mind to our enslaving God!

And if you call now, you get a Brad Watson decoder where you can make anyone's name or writing sound Satanic!

Call today! 1-800-BRADISM

I'm sure your earthly father would be proud of you knowing that you're trashing people in this forum.
celestialtorahteacher
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3/26/2015 9:31:48 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
yes, he is trashing people on Debate by feeding your ego, bradley, and filling up topics with garbage ideas that you spout as a false prophet.
bornofgod
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3/26/2015 10:27:36 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/26/2015 9:31:48 PM, celestialtorahteacher wrote:
yes, he is trashing people on Debate by feeding your ego, bradley, and filling up topics with garbage ideas that you spout as a false prophet. : :

You and his father should get together and teach him some manners.
Gentorev
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3/27/2015 5:51:40 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/26/2015 9:31:48 PM, celestialtorahteacher wrote:
yes, he is trashing people on Debate by feeding your ego, bradley, and filling up topics with garbage ideas that you spout as a false prophet.

Then ignore him. Once the demon in his head realises that no one is listening to him, then Brad will be of no more use to that demon, and he, who rules in the head of Brad, will desert him and the empty mindless body with no controller, will begin to decompose.
JJ50
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3/27/2015 6:26:50 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Brad should be ignored, as his posts are the product of a person with serious mental health issues. However, it is sometimes just too tempting, and I find myself responding to his nonsense!
Gentorev
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3/27/2015 6:58:58 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 6:26:50 AM, JJ50 wrote:
Brad should be ignored, as his posts are the product of a person with serious mental health issues. However, it is sometimes just too tempting, and I find myself responding to his nonsense!

Then you continue to feed his demon giving it life.
JJ50
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3/27/2015 7:00:06 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 3/27/2015 6:58:58 AM, Gentorev wrote:
At 3/27/2015 6:26:50 AM, JJ50 wrote:
Brad should be ignored, as his posts are the product of a person with serious mental health issues. However, it is sometimes just too tempting, and I find myself responding to his nonsense!

Then you continue to feed his demon giving it life.

Yep, very remiss of me!
YoshiBoy13
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3/27/2015 1:36:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Satire of the highest degree, undoubtedly... I hope.
But seriously, I'd be careful if I were you, there's a fine line between humorous satire and humourless trashing, and you're startlingly close to it.
- Just because you're narrow-minded doesn't mean you're always right.