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What did God do before he created ?

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7/28/2010 8:15:34 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
What did God do before he created human beings ?
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7/28/2010 8:20:53 PM
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At 7/28/2010 8:15:34 PM, lastrequest691 wrote:
What did God do before he created human beings ?

Read genesis
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7/28/2010 8:25:09 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:20:53 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:15:34 PM, lastrequest691 wrote:
What did God do before he created human beings ?

Read genesis

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."

So, either God did something before "the beginning", or he mysteriously materialized just prior to the creation of the Heavens and the Earth. I concur with badger's evaluation of the situation. In fact, that may well have been how he created everything. Because of Man's sin, his life was reduced to a 120-year maximum. Additionally, his sexual stamina was reduced to less than an hour. God, however, maintained his orgasm over a six-day period. That's why he had to rest for an entire day afterward.
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7/28/2010 8:27:00 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:25:09 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:20:53 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:15:34 PM, lastrequest691 wrote:
What did God do before he created human beings ?

Read genesis

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."

So, either God did something before "the beginning", or he mysteriously materialized just prior to the creation of the Heavens and the Earth. I concur with badger's evaluation of the situation. In fact, that may well have been how he created everything. Because of Man's sin, his life was reduced to a 120-year maximum. Additionally, his sexual stamina was reduced to less than an hour. God, however, maintained his orgasm over a six-day period. That's why he had to rest for an entire day afterward.

hahahahaha, that's hilarious!
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7/28/2010 8:27:16 PM
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Before Genesis, God existed in a dark, timeless, spaceless, abyss and got real lonely. So he decided to create something out of nothing to keep himself company of microscopic ants (from his big perspective) he calls people.
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7/28/2010 8:28:15 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:25:09 PM, Cody_Franklin wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:20:53 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:15:34 PM, lastrequest691 wrote:
What did God do before he created human beings ?

Read genesis

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."

So, either God did something before "the beginning", or he mysteriously materialized just prior to the creation of the Heavens and the Earth. I concur with badger's evaluation of the situation. In fact, that may well have been how he created everything. Because of Man's sin, his life was reduced to a 120-year maximum. Additionally, his sexual stamina was reduced to less than an hour. God, however, maintained his orgasm over a six-day period. That's why he had to rest for an entire day afterward.

Wow now gods a perv.
On the topic of God's orgasms, how did he get Mary pregnant? Did she have a dirty dream that was really him raping her in her sleep? or did he just take some random sperm and plant it in her? Or what?
And if that happened modern age, how would Jesus's blood turn out? All Mary? Unknown? Some guy that she really liked instead of Joseph? Or was it Joseph?

That could make an epic T.V show.
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7/28/2010 8:57:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:54:34 PM, wjmelements wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org...

She smoked from the age of 21 to the age of 117 and became the oldest person to ever live who has been, in fact, confirmed to have lived so long.
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7/28/2010 8:59:35 PM
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At 7/28/2010 8:54:34 PM, wjmelements wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org...

She looks like my great grandmother.
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7/28/2010 8:59:55 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:57:14 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:54:34 PM, wjmelements wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org...

She smoked from the age of 21 to the age of 117 and became the oldest person to ever live who has been, in fact, confirmed to have lived so long.

Lol, and the bible says after the flood God forbid people to live longer than 120.
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7/28/2010 9:00:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:59:55 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:57:14 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:54:34 PM, wjmelements wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org...

She smoked from the age of 21 to the age of 117 and became the oldest person to ever live who has been, in fact, confirmed to have lived so long.

Lol, and the bible says after the flood God forbid people to live longer than 120.

Yep.
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7/28/2010 9:00:54 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:59:55 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:57:14 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:54:34 PM, wjmelements wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org...

She smoked from the age of 21 to the age of 117 and became the oldest person to ever live who has been, in fact, confirmed to have lived so long.

Lol, and the bible says after the flood God forbid people to live longer than 120.

Lol. Smoking increases life span of humans. Doesn't anyone know that?
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7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.
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7/28/2010 9:08:04 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.

They lie, smoking increases life span.
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wjmelements
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7/28/2010 9:08:13 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.

Making her almost 124.
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7/28/2010 9:11:27 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:08:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.

Making her almost 124.

But in coming up with that statistic are they averaging together people who got lung cancer along with those who didn't?
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7/28/2010 9:12:58 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:11:27 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:08:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.

Making her almost 124.

But in coming up with that statistic are they averaging together people who got lung cancer along with those who didn't?

They just make stuff up.
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wjmelements
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7/28/2010 9:14:20 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:12:58 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:11:27 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:08:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.

Making her almost 124.

But in coming up with that statistic are they averaging together people who got lung cancer along with those who didn't?

They just make stuff up.

This is incorrect. 11 minutes is an average that one cannot expect to be valid in any practical situation. They didn't make it up, but it means little.
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7/28/2010 9:14:33 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:12:58 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:11:27 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:08:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.

Making her almost 124.

But in coming up with that statistic are they averaging together people who got lung cancer along with those who didn't?

They just make stuff up.

59.66% percent of statistics are completely made up on spot.
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7/28/2010 9:15:47 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 9:14:33 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:12:58 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:11:27 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:08:13 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.

Making her almost 124.

But in coming up with that statistic are they averaging together people who got lung cancer along with those who didn't?

They just make stuff up.

59.66% percent of statistics are completely made up on spot.

nuh uh, its 80.23%.
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7/29/2010 9:05:10 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 7/28/2010 8:59:55 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:57:14 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 8:54:34 PM, wjmelements wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org...

She smoked from the age of 21 to the age of 117 and became the oldest person to ever live who has been, in fact, confirmed to have lived so long.

Lol, and the bible says after the flood God forbid people to live longer than 120.
I guess she didn't listen to Him. She's a sinner!

At 7/28/2010 9:07:05 PM, wjmelements wrote:
At 7/28/2010 9:05:05 PM, FREEDO wrote:
Imagine how long she would have lived if she never smoked.

http://no-smoking.org...
"Each Cigarette Shortens Lifespan by 11 Min"

Wikipedia says she smoked 2 cigarettes a day for 95 years. She would have lived 530.11979166666666666666666666667 days longer.
LMFAO!
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