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dee-em
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6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."
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6/6/2015 7:56:29 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


We don't want to take them all. It's only fair that Australia takes one for the team this time.
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6/6/2015 7:57:06 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


Wow, I would love to hear that guy speak, would make for some excellent comedy.
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6/6/2015 10:18:45 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 7:57:06 AM, DanneJeRusse wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


Wow, I would love to hear that guy speak, would make for some excellent comedy.

Yep. It would be funny if it wasn't serious.
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6/6/2015 10:21:31 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 10:18:45 AM, dee-em wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:57:06 AM, DanneJeRusse wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


Wow, I would love to hear that guy speak, would make for some excellent comedy.

Yep. It would be funny if it wasn't serious.

I wonder if we would have to fear for our safety sitting in the group of people who did take him seriously.
Marrying a 6 year old and waiting until she reaches puberty and maturity before having consensual sex is better than walking up to
a stranger in a bar and proceeding to have relations with no valid proof of the intent of the person. Muhammad wins. ~ Fatihah
If they don't want to be killed then they have to subdue to the Islamic laws. - Uncung
Without God, you are lower than sh!t. ~ SpiritandTruth
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6/6/2015 10:31:44 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 10:21:31 AM, DanneJeRusse wrote:
At 6/6/2015 10:18:45 AM, dee-em wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:57:06 AM, DanneJeRusse wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


Wow, I would love to hear that guy speak, would make for some excellent comedy.

Yep. It would be funny if it wasn't serious.

I wonder if we would have to fear for our safety sitting in the group of people who did take him seriously.

I'm not convinced he's serious. He might have started off doing a comedy stand-up routine, and when people took it the wrong way he capitalized.
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6/6/2015 10:43:34 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


Kind of creepy, but nothing wrong with it...
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6/6/2015 11:14:21 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
Sometimes I like to think of something like a play on words, or a joke, and then google to see if it's been used yet.

Let's see how I do this time.
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6/6/2015 11:18:30 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 11:14:21 AM, RoderickSpode wrote:
Sometimes I like to think of something like a play on words, or a joke, and then google to see if it's been used yet.

Let's see how I do this time.
I typed in "Australia tells Mark Driscoll to piss off", but this is the closest to that I got. Probably unintentional...

Good discernment Driscoll, way to piss off Aussie evangelicals.
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6/6/2015 10:13:00 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 7:56:29 AM, joetheripper117 wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


We don't want to take them all. It's only fair that Australia takes one for the team this time.

Sorry but it looks like he is all yours. Even the evangelicals seem disturbed and dismayed by these outrageous patriarchal comments:

http://www.smh.com.au...

An online petition calling for his invitation to be revoked had attracted almost 3000 signatures as of Sunday morning. It argues Hillsong was "both endorsing and legitimising" Mr Driscoll's views about women by hosting him at the event. These include railings against "penis-envying burned feministed [sic] single mothers" and sermons instructing women to serve men.
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6/6/2015 10:20:13 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 10:43:34 AM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


Kind of creepy, but nothing wrong with it...

I wonder why he didn't say:

"Ultimately, God created you and it is His vagina. You are simply borrowing it for a while. Knowing that His vagina would need filling, God created a man to be your husband. And when you marry him and look down you will notice that your husband is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice filler."
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6/6/2015 11:07:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 6/6/2015 10:20:13 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 6/6/2015 10:43:34 AM, Vox_Veritas wrote:
At 6/6/2015 7:54:40 AM, dee-em wrote:
US pastor Mark Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference.

http://www.smh.com.au...

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."


Kind of creepy, but nothing wrong with it...

I wonder why he didn't say:

"Ultimately, God created you and it is His vagina. You are simply borrowing it for a while. Knowing that His vagina would need filling, God created a man to be your husband. And when you marry him and look down you will notice that your husband is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice filler."

Ah. You're basically accusing him of patriarchism.
What you just described is also true, though.
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