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dee-em
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7/29/2015 12:45:36 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
You might have seen the Ricky Gervais skit where he makes fun of God punishing the snake by dooming it to live life on its belly. The snake starts to say "but God I already ... um. Okay, sure, that's a tough gig but it sounds fair. Thanks God".

Well, it looks like the last laugh is on Ricky:

http://news.sciencemag.org...

Eat humble pie Gervais!
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
bulproof
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7/29/2015 12:48:53 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Is that 120 million yrs or 4 thousand yrs?
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
dee-em
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7/29/2015 12:56:12 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 12:48:53 PM, bulproof wrote:
Is that 120 million yrs or 4 thousand yrs?

Stop quibbling. God keeps track of time in mysterious ways.
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
dee-em
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7/29/2015 12:57:08 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
Next you'll be telling me it's not a snake. Lol.
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
katie.snappy
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7/29/2015 1:00:15 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 12:56:12 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:48:53 PM, bulproof wrote:
Is that 120 million yrs or 4 thousand yrs?

Stop quibbling. God keeps track of time in mysterious ways.

How exactly can God keep track of time in "mysterious ways"? Time is time. Did he just happen to mess up while writing the Bible and decided "nah, I'm not going to fix this. They'll believe it anyways"? If you ask me, there are too many flaws in the Bible to consider it a reliable source. Although you can chalk these "errors" up to God and his "mysterious ways" if you so choose.
dee-em
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7/29/2015 1:28:47 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 1:00:15 PM, katie.snappy wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:56:12 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:48:53 PM, bulproof wrote:
Is that 120 million yrs or 4 thousand yrs?

Stop quibbling. God keeps track of time in mysterious ways.

How exactly can God keep track of time in "mysterious ways"? Time is time. Did he just happen to mess up while writing the Bible and decided "nah, I'm not going to fix this. They'll believe it anyways"? If you ask me, there are too many flaws in the Bible to consider it a reliable source. Although you can chalk these "errors" up to God and his "mysterious ways" if you so choose.

Katie, I'm an atheist just having some fun messing with the minds of Christians. :-)
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
dee-em
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7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.
dee-em
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7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?
talmud
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7/29/2015 4:17:02 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 12:45:36 PM, dee-em wrote:
You might have seen the Ricky Gervais skit where he makes fun of God punishing the snake by dooming it to live life on its belly. The snake starts to say "but God I already ... um. Okay, sure, that's a tough gig but it sounds fair. Thanks God".

Well, it looks like the last laugh is on Ricky:

http://news.sciencemag.org...

Eat humble pie Gervais! : :

LOL !!!! God's illusions are awesome. Anyone who believes they are real are deceived by how God created everything.
bulproof
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7/29/2015 4:20:00 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 12:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
Next you'll be telling me it's not a snake. Lol.
Point taken.
You bloody skippy's.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
bulproof
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7/29/2015 4:23:04 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

The word kind has saved us all.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
bulproof
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7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 4:27:43 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 4:23:04 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

The word kind has saved us all.

Yup. All of mankind should be grateful.
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 4:28:41 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

Adam was confused when he named it, then, right?
bulproof
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7/29/2015 4:51:33 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 4:28:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

Adam was confused when he named it, then, right?
I think it may have been some of those weeds he was eating.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
dee-em
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7/30/2015 1:03:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

So we go back to Ricky Gervais being funny?
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
dee-em
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7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
bulproof
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7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
Chaosism
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7/30/2015 1:29:57 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 1:03:54 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

So we go back to Ricky Gervais being funny?

I'll just pretend that I know who that is. Perhaps I'll head over to Google...
dee-em
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7/30/2015 1:38:26 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 1:29:57 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:03:54 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

So we go back to Ricky Gervais being funny?

I'll just pretend that I know who that is. Perhaps I'll head over to Google...

Here, let me help.

http://youtube.com...
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
dee-em
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7/30/2015 1:40:44 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 1:38:26 PM, dee-em wrote:

Make that:
Fu-Ming: "So explain to us how wasps look like wasps 100 million years later. I'll wait".
Me: What part of the theory of evolution states that a species must change? I'll wait.
Fu-Ming: *crickets*
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7/30/2015 1:50:21 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 1:40:44 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:38:26 PM, dee-em wrote:

Make that:



He is a funny man.
George Carlin reincarnated (before george died LOL)
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
Chaosism
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7/30/2015 2:07:18 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 1:40:44 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:38:26 PM, dee-em wrote:

Make that:

Gotchya. The only thing I've really seen along these lines is the Unholy Trinity Down Under.

https://www.youtube.com...
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7/30/2015 2:56:09 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.

I don't think even god can help you convicts.
bulproof
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7/30/2015 3:08:38 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 2:56:09 PM, desmac wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.

I don't think even god can help you convicts.

We've got you where we want you.......mhuahahahahahaha
Three wickets after my comment.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act".
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7/30/2015 3:16:24 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/30/2015 3:08:38 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 2:56:09 PM, desmac wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.

I don't think even god can help you convicts.

We've got you where we want you.......mhuahahahahahaha
Three wickets after my comment.

How goes it now, Bruce?
Harikrish
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7/30/2015 9:21:54 PM
Posted: 2 years ago
At 7/29/2015 4:17:02 PM, talmud wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:45:36 PM, dee-em wrote:
You might have seen the Ricky Gervais skit where he makes fun of God punishing the snake by dooming it to live life on its belly. The snake starts to say "but God I already ... um. Okay, sure, that's a tough gig but it sounds fair. Thanks God".

Well, it looks like the last laugh is on Ricky:

http://news.sciencemag.org...

Eat humble pie Gervais! : :

LOL !!!! God's illusions are awesome. Anyone who believes they are real are deceived by how God created everything.

It was a fossil not an illusion. Fossils are not illusions. They existed and are the remains of what existed.