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dee-em
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7/29/2015 12:45:36 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
You might have seen the Ricky Gervais skit where he makes fun of God punishing the snake by dooming it to live life on its belly. The snake starts to say "but God I already ... um. Okay, sure, that's a tough gig but it sounds fair. Thanks God".

Well, it looks like the last laugh is on Ricky:

http://news.sciencemag.org...

Eat humble pie Gervais!
dee-em
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7/29/2015 12:56:12 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 12:48:53 PM, bulproof wrote:
Is that 120 million yrs or 4 thousand yrs?

Stop quibbling. God keeps track of time in mysterious ways.
katie.snappy
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7/29/2015 1:00:15 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 12:56:12 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:48:53 PM, bulproof wrote:
Is that 120 million yrs or 4 thousand yrs?

Stop quibbling. God keeps track of time in mysterious ways.

How exactly can God keep track of time in "mysterious ways"? Time is time. Did he just happen to mess up while writing the Bible and decided "nah, I'm not going to fix this. They'll believe it anyways"? If you ask me, there are too many flaws in the Bible to consider it a reliable source. Although you can chalk these "errors" up to God and his "mysterious ways" if you so choose.
dee-em
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7/29/2015 1:28:47 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 1:00:15 PM, katie.snappy wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:56:12 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:48:53 PM, bulproof wrote:
Is that 120 million yrs or 4 thousand yrs?

Stop quibbling. God keeps track of time in mysterious ways.

How exactly can God keep track of time in "mysterious ways"? Time is time. Did he just happen to mess up while writing the Bible and decided "nah, I'm not going to fix this. They'll believe it anyways"? If you ask me, there are too many flaws in the Bible to consider it a reliable source. Although you can chalk these "errors" up to God and his "mysterious ways" if you so choose.

Katie, I'm an atheist just having some fun messing with the minds of Christians. :-)
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.
dee-em
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7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?
talmud
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7/29/2015 4:17:02 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 12:45:36 PM, dee-em wrote:
You might have seen the Ricky Gervais skit where he makes fun of God punishing the snake by dooming it to live life on its belly. The snake starts to say "but God I already ... um. Okay, sure, that's a tough gig but it sounds fair. Thanks God".

Well, it looks like the last laugh is on Ricky:

http://news.sciencemag.org...

Eat humble pie Gervais! : :

LOL !!!! God's illusions are awesome. Anyone who believes they are real are deceived by how God created everything.
bulproof
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7/29/2015 4:20:00 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 12:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
Next you'll be telling me it's not a snake. Lol.
Point taken.
You bloody skippy's.
bulproof
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7/29/2015 4:23:04 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

The word kind has saved us all.
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 4:27:43 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 4:23:04 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

The word kind has saved us all.

Yup. All of mankind should be grateful.
Chaosism
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7/29/2015 4:28:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

Adam was confused when he named it, then, right?
bulproof
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7/29/2015 4:51:33 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 4:28:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

Adam was confused when he named it, then, right?
I think it may have been some of those weeds he was eating.
dee-em
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7/30/2015 1:03:54 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

So we go back to Ricky Gervais being funny?
dee-em
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7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.
bulproof
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7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.
Chaosism
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7/30/2015 1:29:57 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 1:03:54 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

So we go back to Ricky Gervais being funny?

I'll just pretend that I know who that is. Perhaps I'll head over to Google...
dee-em
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7/30/2015 1:38:26 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 1:29:57 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:03:54 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 2:04:16 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:57:08 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:43:41 PM, Chaosism wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:29:59 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 1:01:08 PM, Chaosism wrote:
Did it eat dust?

Hard to tell from a fossil, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Hmmm. The image in the link seems to indicate otherwise, though. They must've figured it out, somehow.

No, no, no. It wasn't literally about eating dust, silly. Do you think everything in the Bible is literal? Wait a minute ...

~waits for a minute~

Don't fret. It says, "But although the creature's overall body plan--and indeed, many of its individual anatomical features--is snakelike, some researchers aren't so sure that it is a part of the snake family tree". It's not of the "snake kind", so it's exempt from this conundrum, right?

So we go back to Ricky Gervais being funny?

I'll just pretend that I know who that is. Perhaps I'll head over to Google...

Here, let me help.

http://youtube.com...
bulproof
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7/30/2015 1:50:21 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 1:40:44 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:38:26 PM, dee-em wrote:

Make that:



He is a funny man.
George Carlin reincarnated (before george died LOL)
Chaosism
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7/30/2015 2:07:18 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 1:40:44 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:38:26 PM, dee-em wrote:

Make that:

Gotchya. The only thing I've really seen along these lines is the Unholy Trinity Down Under.

https://www.youtube.com...
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7/30/2015 2:56:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.

I don't think even god can help you convicts.
bulproof
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7/30/2015 3:08:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 2:56:09 PM, desmac wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.

I don't think even god can help you convicts.

We've got you where we want you.......mhuahahahahahaha
Three wickets after my comment.
desmac
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7/30/2015 3:16:24 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/30/2015 3:08:38 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 2:56:09 PM, desmac wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:22:46 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 7/30/2015 1:06:30 PM, dee-em wrote:
At 7/29/2015 4:24:40 PM, bulproof wrote:
I have a snake called a frilled neck lizard.

He forgot to punish that one. You know, a touch of Alzheimer's in his old age.

Apparently he's eternally old, much the way I feel most days.
We better start doing something in Birmingham, bloody poms.

I don't think even god can help you convicts.

We've got you where we want you.......mhuahahahahahaha
Three wickets after my comment.

How goes it now, Bruce?
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7/30/2015 9:21:54 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 7/29/2015 4:17:02 PM, talmud wrote:
At 7/29/2015 12:45:36 PM, dee-em wrote:
You might have seen the Ricky Gervais skit where he makes fun of God punishing the snake by dooming it to live life on its belly. The snake starts to say "but God I already ... um. Okay, sure, that's a tough gig but it sounds fair. Thanks God".

Well, it looks like the last laugh is on Ricky:

http://news.sciencemag.org...

Eat humble pie Gervais! : :

LOL !!!! God's illusions are awesome. Anyone who believes they are real are deceived by how God created everything.

It was a fossil not an illusion. Fossils are not illusions. They existed and are the remains of what existed.