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smelisox
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10/19/2015 11:02:30 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Your religion is dumb as f"ck.
A.K.A: "Sh-t religious people say."

Catholics: "Lol bread is jesus flesh n stuff"
"Omg you dont pray f-cking pleb get out my face."
"Sex before marriage is rong except if a priest rapes a kid yano"
"Lol jesus was a white american man"
"lol u fink we were monkis before dood read the bibbel"
"omg u cant say god or damn! gosh darn it :)"

Orthodox: "No one even knows who we are"

Jews: "I don't eat pork"
"Look at me in my silly hat"
"I was mutilated against my will as a child"
"They call me Nearly-skinless D1ck. My circumscision went wrong."
"We were the first religion! You know, except the one in 80,000 BC."
"Jesus was a jew."
"lol we r rule holiwood and the gvmnt lol money hook nose"
"Jehovah... OH SH1T!"

Muslims: "ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS the Quh'ran is peaceful my friend"
"I don't eat pork"
"Would you like to meet my sister/wife?"
"What, you only have one wife? Where is the fun in that?"

Rastafarian: "yeah n-gga pass me da spliff, I am da god of da weed"
"ye blod, we da best religian in da house"

Pastafarian: "I love rainbow dash"
"Omg pastafarian is a real religion yak hunt"
"LOL AOS 11!1!1!1"

Atheists: "lol how can god be three ppl thats imposbile"
"if heaven exists how come we cant see it"
"why was jesus a jew"
"if god is nice why did he burn sodom"
"if god loves everyone why doesnt he love muslims and gays"
"did jesus die for hitler's sins too? jesus is a wanker"

Take this with a grain of salt.
lotsoffun
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10/19/2015 11:09:37 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/19/2015 11:02:30 PM, smelisox wrote:
Your religion is dumb as f"ck.
A.K.A: "Sh-t religious people say."

Catholics: "Lol bread is jesus flesh n stuff"
"Omg you dont pray f-cking pleb get out my face."
"Sex before marriage is rong except if a priest rapes a kid yano"
"Lol jesus was a white american man"
"lol u fink we were monkis before dood read the bibbel"
"omg u cant say god or damn! gosh darn it :)"

Orthodox: "No one even knows who we are"

Jews: "I don't eat pork"
"Look at me in my silly hat"
"I was mutilated against my will as a child"
"They call me Nearly-skinless D1ck. My circumscision went wrong."
"We were the first religion! You know, except the one in 80,000 BC."
"Jesus was a jew."
"lol we r rule holiwood and the gvmnt lol money hook nose"
"Jehovah... OH SH1T!"

Muslims: "ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS the Quh'ran is peaceful my friend"
"I don't eat pork"
"Would you like to meet my sister/wife?"
"What, you only have one wife? Where is the fun in that?"

Rastafarian: "yeah n-gga pass me da spliff, I am da god of da weed"
"ye blod, we da best religian in da house"

Pastafarian: "I love rainbow dash"
"Omg pastafarian is a real religion yak hunt"
"LOL AOS 11!1!1!1"

Atheists: "lol how can god be three ppl thats imposbile"
"if heaven exists how come we cant see it"
"why was jesus a jew"
"if god is nice why did he burn sodom"
"if god loves everyone why doesnt he love muslims and gays"
"did jesus die for hitler's sins too? jesus is a wanker"

Take this with a grain of salt.

This is great. Thanks for the laugh!!!!
Rami
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10/20/2015 1:06:04 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/19/2015 11:02:30 PM, smelisox wrote:
Your religion is dumb as f"ck.
A.K.A: "Sh-t religious people say."

Catholics: "Lol bread is jesus flesh n stuff"
"Omg you dont pray f-cking pleb get out my face."
"Sex before marriage is rong except if a priest rapes a kid yano"
"Lol jesus was a white american man"
"lol u fink we were monkis before dood read the bibbel"
"omg u cant say god or damn! gosh darn it :)"

Orthodox: "No one even knows who we are"

Jews: "I don't eat pork"
"Look at me in my silly hat"
"I was mutilated against my will as a child"
"They call me Nearly-skinless D1ck. My circumscision went wrong."
"We were the first religion! You know, except the one in 80,000 BC."
"Jesus was a jew."
"lol we r rule holiwood and the gvmnt lol money hook nose"
"Jehovah... OH SH1T!"

"Look at me in my silly hat"
Where are you getting this?
"I was mutilated against my will as a child"
Y'know, all the people I know who are circumscribed are happy they were circumscribed. I have yet to meet a Jew who regrets it.
"They call me Nearly-skinless D1ck. My circumscision went wrong."
Yeah, well, circumcision is a lot more precise than that. It's been going on for awhile.
"We were the first religion! You know, except the one in 80,000 BC."
Well, I think you answered this one yourself. "lol we r rule holiwood and the gvmnt lol money hook nose"
"Jesus was a jew."
I don't understand what your getting at.
Muslims: "ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS the Quh'ran is peaceful my friend"
"I don't eat pork"
"Would you like to meet my sister/wife?"
"What, you only have one wife? Where is the fun in that?"

Rastafarian: "yeah n-gga pass me da spliff, I am da god of da weed"
"ye blod, we da best religian in da house"

Pastafarian: "I love rainbow dash"
"Omg pastafarian is a real religion yak hunt"
"LOL AOS 11!1!1!1"

Atheists: "lol how can god be three ppl thats imposbile"
"if heaven exists how come we cant see it"
"why was jesus a jew"
"if god is nice why did he burn sodom"
"if god loves everyone why doesnt he love muslims and gays"
"did jesus die for hitler's sins too? jesus is a wanker"

Take this with a grain of salt.
GrittyWorm
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12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.
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12/14/2015 9:11:31 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.

No matter how many threads you post it in, it is still complete bollox.
skipsaweirdo
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12/14/2015 11:11:21 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/14/2015 9:11:31 PM, desmac wrote:
At 12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.

No matter how many threads you post it in, it is still complete bollox.
Lets see, 93 Million miles from the sun and if that were 1 inch closer or farther away no life could be sustained on Earth.
The speed of the big bang, a known variable, couldn't have been either slower or faster because it would have resulted in Implosion or being blown apart and never forming any galaxies, solar systems, etc.
Fibonacci sequence, the golden equation, is found in so many aspects of nature the chances of this being random is equivalent to hitting the jackpot simultaneously on 2000 5 row slot machines exactly all at the same time.
The fine tuning of the universe in general is essentially a chance of 1 out of 10^47 , this by all scientific reasoning is equivalent to it being impossible that it occurs by mere chance.
Yeah, randomness and purely by accident with respect to forming the universe is way more probable, lmao.
Pollux
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12/14/2015 11:19:12 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
Skips, in July the sun is about 94.5 million miles from the sun. Then in January, the earth is about 91 million miles from the sun.

The earth moves in an eclipse.
bulproof
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12/15/2015 10:07:01 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/14/2015 11:11:21 PM, skipsaweirdo wrote:
At 12/14/2015 9:11:31 PM, desmac wrote:
At 12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.

No matter how many threads you post it in, it is still complete bollox.
Lets see, 93 Million miles from the sun and if that were 1 inch closer or farther away no life could be sustained on Earth.
The speed of the big bang, a known variable, couldn't have been either slower or faster because it would have resulted in Implosion or being blown apart and never forming any galaxies, solar systems, etc.
Fibonacci sequence, the golden equation, is found in so many aspects of nature the chances of this being random is equivalent to hitting the jackpot simultaneously on 2000 5 row slot machines exactly all at the same time.
The fine tuning of the universe in general is essentially a chance of 1 out of 10^47 , this by all scientific reasoning is equivalent to it being impossible that it occurs by mere chance.
Yeah, randomness and purely by accident with respect to forming the universe is way more probable, lmao.
The hole was obviously designed for the shape of the puddle.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
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12/15/2015 4:31:11 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/15/2015 10:07:01 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 12/14/2015 11:11:21 PM, skipsaweirdo wrote:
At 12/14/2015 9:11:31 PM, desmac wrote:
At 12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.

No matter how many threads you post it in, it is still complete bollox.
Lets see, 93 Million miles from the sun and if that were 1 inch closer or farther away no life could be sustained on Earth.
The speed of the big bang, a known variable, couldn't have been either slower or faster because it would have resulted in Implosion or being blown apart and never forming any galaxies, solar systems, etc.
Fibonacci sequence, the golden equation, is found in so many aspects of nature the chances of this being random is equivalent to hitting the jackpot simultaneously on 2000 5 row slot machines exactly all at the same time.
The fine tuning of the universe in general is essentially a chance of 1 out of 10^47 , this by all scientific reasoning is equivalent to it being impossible that it occurs by mere chance.
Yeah, randomness and purely by accident with respect to forming the universe is way more probable, lmao.
The hole was obviously designed for the shape of the puddle.
Sure was after the water eroded the edges of the hole, what's your point? Water is after all what made the grand canyon, right? I.e. the hole was designed for/from/by the shape of the Water, or puddle.
bulproof
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12/15/2015 5:01:07 PM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/15/2015 4:31:11 PM, skipsaweirdo wrote:
At 12/15/2015 10:07:01 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 12/14/2015 11:11:21 PM, skipsaweirdo wrote:
At 12/14/2015 9:11:31 PM, desmac wrote:
At 12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.

No matter how many threads you post it in, it is still complete bollox.
Lets see, 93 Million miles from the sun and if that were 1 inch closer or farther away no life could be sustained on Earth.
The speed of the big bang, a known variable, couldn't have been either slower or faster because it would have resulted in Implosion or being blown apart and never forming any galaxies, solar systems, etc.
Fibonacci sequence, the golden equation, is found in so many aspects of nature the chances of this being random is equivalent to hitting the jackpot simultaneously on 2000 5 row slot machines exactly all at the same time.
The fine tuning of the universe in general is essentially a chance of 1 out of 10^47 , this by all scientific reasoning is equivalent to it being impossible that it occurs by mere chance.
Yeah, randomness and purely by accident with respect to forming the universe is way more probable, lmao.
The hole was obviously designed for the shape of the puddle.
Sure was after the water eroded the edges of the hole, what's your point? Water is after all what made the grand canyon, right? I.e. the hole was designed for/from/by the shape of the Water, or puddle.
You lack any ability to think it seems, that's OK i'll keep it in mind.
You perhaps understand that you believe that the puddle produced the hole?
That is very sad coming as it does from a person, it gives me pause in my confirmation of evolution.
You are though just one of the exceptions I am willing to accept, I hope.
Religion is just mind control. George Carlin
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12/16/2015 12:00:48 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 10/19/2015 11:02:30 PM, smelisox wrote:
Your religion is dumb as f"ck.
A.K.A: "Sh-t religious people say."

Catholics: "Lol bread is jesus flesh n stuff"
"Omg you dont pray f-cking pleb get out my face."
"Sex before marriage is rong except if a priest rapes a kid yano"
"Lol jesus was a white american man"
"lol u fink we were monkis before dood read the bibbel"
"omg u cant say god or damn! gosh darn it :)"

Orthodox: "No one even knows who we are"

Jews: "I don't eat pork"
"Look at me in my silly hat"
"I was mutilated against my will as a child"
"They call me Nearly-skinless D1ck. My circumscision went wrong."
"We were the first religion! You know, except the one in 80,000 BC."
"Jesus was a jew."
"lol we r rule holiwood and the gvmnt lol money hook nose"
"Jehovah... OH SH1T!"

Muslims: "ALLAHU AKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS the Quh'ran is peaceful my friend"
"I don't eat pork"
"Would you like to meet my sister/wife?"
"What, you only have one wife? Where is the fun in that?"

Rastafarian: "yeah n-gga pass me da spliff, I am da god of da weed"
"ye blod, we da best religian in da house"

Pastafarian: "I love rainbow dash"
"Omg pastafarian is a real religion yak hunt"
"LOL AOS 11!1!1!1"

Atheists: "lol how can god be three ppl thats imposbile"
"if heaven exists how come we cant see it"
"why was jesus a jew"
"if god is nice why did he burn sodom"
"if god loves everyone why doesnt he love muslims and gays"
"did jesus die for hitler's sins too? jesus is a wanker"

Take this with a grain of salt.

Hahaha
Outplayz
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12/16/2015 6:03:05 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.

The importance to using this word is the careful construction of it... what is god? No one ask's what god is; as a personality. Ask that question and you will realize it is not the religious god... yet, just another home boy looking to hang out. I am god. All i want is to live and experience with my creation. My creation has free will; not in mortality; in immortality. We are all gods. Yet, the definition still doesn't stick... There is no one almighty knowing everything... there are many knowing beings. Without many; god wouldn't know love. The problem in spirituality is that we think there is one. One controller, one judgment. This is not true and clearly a construct of a dictator looking to be a control freak. I am the god of my experience; you are the god of your experience. This world has rules... perks and cons. However, who defines perks and cons... this world has experiences. period. These experiences allow certain characters to live; so they live. Free will is immortal. As an outsider looking in... what is your reason for coming here?
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12/16/2015 11:43:05 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
At 12/15/2015 5:01:07 PM, bulproof wrote:
At 12/15/2015 4:31:11 PM, skipsaweirdo wrote:
At 12/15/2015 10:07:01 AM, bulproof wrote:
At 12/14/2015 11:11:21 PM, skipsaweirdo wrote:
At 12/14/2015 9:11:31 PM, desmac wrote:
At 12/14/2015 7:45:39 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
We have a limited range of thought concerning advanced beings, spirits, or god.

A)The fact we exist tells us one of 2 things

1)God exists and created it all. It is an unknown variable in discerning his "reality" but gives a beginning variable to at least give answer to where we come from.

2)We have an infinite "scientific" system that never began. We cannot have a beginning variable that "was born". We must have some variable, whether reality as we know it or
A reality beyond our reality that has "always been".

B)If you say that there is an infinite scientific entity for causality of our reality, then you give place to the "laws of everything", meaning all things exist. An evolutionary process created humanoids, greater beings, even greater beings, even greater beings than that, etc. Etc. Until you have an entity in some phase of infinite time and reality that figured out things to the point of being able to control, manipulate, and rule reality.

Either way you get the same "god concept". There is no mathematical or intellectual way around God.

No matter how many threads you post it in, it is still complete bollox.
Lets see, 93 Million miles from the sun and if that were 1 inch closer or farther away no life could be sustained on Earth.
The speed of the big bang, a known variable, couldn't have been either slower or faster because it would have resulted in Implosion or being blown apart and never forming any galaxies, solar systems, etc.
Fibonacci sequence, the golden equation, is found in so many aspects of nature the chances of this being random is equivalent to hitting the jackpot simultaneously on 2000 5 row slot machines exactly all at the same time.
The fine tuning of the universe in general is essentially a chance of 1 out of 10^47 , this by all scientific reasoning is equivalent to it being impossible that it occurs by mere chance.
Yeah, randomness and purely by accident with respect to forming the universe is way more probable, lmao.
The hole was obviously designed for the shape of the puddle.
Sure was after the water eroded the edges of the hole, what's your point? Water is after all what made the grand canyon, right? I.e. the hole was designed for/from/by the shape of the Water, or puddle.
You lack any ability to think it seems, that's OK i'll keep it in mind.
You perhaps understand that you believe that the puddle produced the hole?
That is very sad coming as it does from a person, it gives me pause in my confirmation of evolution.
You are though just one of the exceptions I am willing to accept, I hope.
You lack any ability to have a concise grasp of analogies. Have you ever heard of a hole in asphalt in the street? Right, the water didn't make the hole, !mao. And you're saying the water didn't make the grand canyon, which is also a hole. Anything else?
Evolution lmao. Yeah, lets investigate 2% of the worlds available information on a fossil record and then make a claim that that's sufficient to derive a knowledge based claim. Try that in college. Go into the class with 2% of the information for an exam and see if your prof. gives you a passing grade. Lmao. Oh just to clarify since you obviously are an idiot. Only 2% of the Earths' available surface where there should be fossils found have ever been examined. Yeah, that's right. No fossils examined as of yet underneath 98% of the world....Lets start with the oceans first. Nothing ever documented....shall I go on? Needless to say you lack any understanding of reality. Hagd.