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GrittyWorm
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10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Scenario:
1)You die

2)You are an Atheist.

3)You wake up, and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?
RuvDraba
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10/27/2015 6:17:27 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
Scenario:
1)You die

2)You are an Atheist.

3)You wake up, and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?

1) You're a credulous fantasist;
2) You suffer paternalistic delusions of authority;
3) You insist on enrolling others into your subjective conceits;
4) Why should any of your pratings be taken as evidence?
FaustianJustice
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10/27/2015 6:23:11 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
Scenario:
1)You die

Mmkee.

2)You are an Atheist.

Mkeee. Though for clarity, 2) should come before 1) in this instance.


3)You wake up,

No, I don't, I am dead, remember?

and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?

Apparently, a beach. So, lets find out: "Oh? Well, FJ, pleased to meet you. And you are...?"
Here we have an advocate for Islamic arranged marriages demonstrating that children can consent to sex.
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GrittyWorm
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10/27/2015 6:23:22 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/27/2015 6:17:27 PM, RuvDraba wrote:
At 10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
Scenario:
1)You die

2)You are an Atheist.

3)You wake up, and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?

1) You're a credulous fantasist;
2) You suffer paternalistic delusions of authority;
3) You insist on enrolling others into your subjective conceits;
4) Why should any of your pratings be taken as evidence?

The goat voice is real. Submit.
dhardage
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10/27/2015 6:25:53 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
Scenario:
1)You die

2)You are an Atheist.

3)You wake up, and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?

This is one of the most ridiculous posts I've ever seen on this thread and let me tell you, I've seen some real doozies.
GrittyWorm
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10/27/2015 6:27:04 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/27/2015 6:23:11 PM, FaustianJustice wrote:
At 10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
Scenario:
1)You die

Mmkee.

2)You are an Atheist.

Mkeee. Though for clarity, 2) should come before 1) in this instance.


3)You wake up,

No, I don't, I am dead, remember?

and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?

Apparently, a beach. So, lets find out: "Oh? Well, FJ, pleased to meet you. And you are...?"

I am Baaaaad. Head alien around here. Would you please milk me. I am full and the others of my kind have hoovs and cannot grab my stuff to ease the milk out of me. If you do not milk me there are consequences.
RuvDraba
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10/27/2015 6:29:29 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/27/2015 6:23:22 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
At 10/27/2015 6:17:27 PM, RuvDraba wrote:
At 10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
Scenario:
1)You die

2)You are an Atheist.

3)You wake up, and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?

1) You're a credulous fantasist;
2) You suffer paternalistic delusions of authority;
3) You insist on enrolling others into your subjective conceits;
4) Why should any of your pratings be taken as evidence?

The goat voice is real. Submit.

What's with the goat-bigotry anyway?

Goats are intelligent, kind and have a great sense of humour. They're harder than sheep to herd, but tonnes more fun to play with as a child. :)
Skepticalone
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10/28/2015 1:40:59 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 10/27/2015 6:25:53 PM, dhardage wrote:
At 10/27/2015 6:13:41 PM, GrittyWorm wrote:
Scenario:
1)You die

2)You are an Atheist.

3)You wake up, and it's on a pleasant beach setting. You hear a voice that sounds like a goat humanoid say,"None of the humans got it right."

4)Who is the voice and where are you at?

This is one of the most ridiculous posts I've ever seen on this thread and let me tell you, I've seen some real doozies.

This.
The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible. - Salman Rushdie

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell
brontoraptor
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4/26/2016 9:56:42 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
Interesting..
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
brontoraptor
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4/26/2016 11:12:38 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
What happens in atheist heaven
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...
brontoraptor
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4/27/2016 1:43:02 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
I wake up from my dream naked, a literal shaven goat, eating a can and peeing on a bush
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

http://youtu.be...