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What do you say when an Atheist sneezes?

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11/12/2015 5:08:59 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

I'm often told "bless you" when I sneeze, and you'll never guess what I say in response: "Thank you".
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11/12/2015 5:22:55 AM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

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11/14/2015 4:11:05 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/12/2015 4:38:31 AM, uncung wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Gesundheit.

But I'm not German. Can I say "God bless you"or is that considered an insult? Just curious...
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11/14/2015 4:12:52 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/14/2015 4:11:05 PM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:38:31 AM, uncung wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Gesundheit.

But I'm not German. Can I say "God bless you"or is that considered an insult? Just curious...
What??
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11/14/2015 4:14:45 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/14/2015 4:11:05 PM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:38:31 AM, uncung wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Gesundheit.

But I'm not German. Can I say "God bless you"or is that considered an insult? Just curious...

You can say whatever you like. It will make no difference.
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11/14/2015 5:32:08 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/14/2015 5:06:58 PM, harrytruman wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

I hate you?

Harry Truman? Nice to meet you Mr. President. How are things?
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11/14/2015 6:29:01 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/14/2015 4:11:05 PM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:38:31 AM, uncung wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Gesundheit.

But I'm not German. Can I say "God bless you"or is that considered an insult? Just curious...

The term, "God Bless You" was coined by Pope Gregory the Great, who uttered it in the sixth century during a bubonic plague epidemic.

It was believed that a sneeze causes the soul to escape the body through the nose. Saying "bless you" would stop the devil from claiming the person's freed soul. Others believed the opposite: that evil spirits use the sneeze as an opportunity to enter a person's body. So, if an atheist sneezes, you need not say anything because they probably don't believe in the devil, anyways.
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11/14/2015 6:30:26 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Sorry or God bless you at my whim.
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11/14/2015 6:45:20 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Well, I could say I've learned two things:

1. Christian stand up comedy isn't terribly funny.
2. Involves a lot of profanity.

Thanks OP.
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11/14/2015 7:21:07 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/12/2015 4:38:31 AM, uncung wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Gesundheit.

He said it makes him feel like Hitler so he doesn't say that.
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11/15/2015 1:09:22 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
At 11/14/2015 4:11:05 PM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:38:31 AM, uncung wrote:
At 11/12/2015 4:35:13 AM, IntellectVsSpirit5000 wrote:
Atheist sneezes...

http://youtu.be...

Gesundheit.

But I'm not German. Can I say "God bless you"or is that considered an insult? Just curious...

It would be an insult to the non theists.