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SuperRobotWars
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10/9/2010 9:23:26 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Could Chuck Norris beat up the Christian God?
Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
Marauder
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10/9/2010 9:27:44 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
he cant even beat bruce lee,
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10/9/2010 10:21:21 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Yeah, kid!!!
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: At 10/3/2012 4:28:52 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
: Without nothing existing, you couldn't have something.
SuperRobotWars
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10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 9:27:44 AM, Marauder wrote:
he cant even beat bruce lee,

But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .
Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
tBoonePickens
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10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!
WOS
: At 10/3/2012 4:28:52 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
: Without nothing existing, you couldn't have something.
lovelife
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10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p
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Sobriquet
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10/9/2010 12:46:17 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p

No, Bruce Lee is dead.
"Bullsh!t is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about."
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10/9/2010 12:52:56 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 12:46:17 PM, Sobriquet wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p

No, Bruce Lee is dead.

http://www.google.com...
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
lovelife
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10/9/2010 12:54:14 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 12:52:56 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:46:17 PM, Sobriquet wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p

No, Bruce Lee is dead.

http://www.google.com...

Dammit I was actually going to say that.
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mattrodstrom
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10/9/2010 12:55:41 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 12:54:14 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:52:56 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:46:17 PM, Sobriquet wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p

No, Bruce Lee is dead.

http://www.google.com...

Dammit I was actually going to say that.

I think that's the whole reason he said "bruce lee is dead"... he IS a Pastafarian.
"He who does not know how to put his will into things at least puts a meaning into them: that is, he believes there is a will in them already."

Metaphysics:
"The science.. which deals with the fundamental errors of mankind - but as if they were the fundamental truths."
lovelife
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10/9/2010 1:08:51 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 12:55:41 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:54:14 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:52:56 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:46:17 PM, Sobriquet wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p

No, Bruce Lee is dead.

http://www.google.com...

Dammit I was actually going to say that.

I think that's the whole reason he said "bruce lee is dead"... he IS a Pastafarian.

Hmm lol didn't bother to check, I guess thats a good point.
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SuperRobotWars
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10/9/2010 2:00:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 1:08:51 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:55:41 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:54:14 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:52:56 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:46:17 PM, Sobriquet wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p

No, Bruce Lee is dead.

http://www.google.com...

Dammit I was actually going to say that.

I think that's the whole reason he said "bruce lee is dead"... he IS a Pastafarian.

Hmm lol didn't bother to check, I guess thats a good point.

. . . Jesus is dead Bruce Lee simply converged with Chuck Norris forming . . .
!!!!!BRUCE NORRIS!!!!! A being so powerful he can roundhouse kick the multiverse . . . Read the Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee Bible its a polytheistic faith . . .
Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
lovelife
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10/9/2010 9:00:25 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 2:00:25 PM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
At 10/9/2010 1:08:51 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:55:41 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:54:14 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:52:56 PM, mattrodstrom wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:46:17 PM, Sobriquet wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:32:38 PM, lovelife wrote:
At 10/9/2010 12:27:41 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/9/2010 11:33:36 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
But he swam through land . . . and Jesus could only walk on water . . .

But Bruce Lee dun kicked Norris' @ss!

Maybe the Christian God is weaker than Bruce Lee? :p

No, Bruce Lee is dead.

http://www.google.com...

Dammit I was actually going to say that.

I think that's the whole reason he said "bruce lee is dead"... he IS a Pastafarian.

Hmm lol didn't bother to check, I guess thats a good point.

. . . Jesus is dead Bruce Lee simply converged with Chuck Norris forming . . .
!!!!!BRUCE NORRIS!!!!! A being so powerful he can roundhouse kick the multiverse . . . Read the Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee Bible its a polytheistic faith . . .

Where can it be found?
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10/10/2010 9:33:32 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... Problem is, he's never cried.
"Have you ever considered suicide? If not, please do." -- Mouthwash (to Inferno)
FREEDO
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10/10/2010 1:54:56 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 9:27:44 AM, Marauder wrote:
he cant even beat bruce lee,

The first 30 secs of that looked liked a porno.
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SuperRobotWars
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10/10/2010 1:58:49 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/10/2010 1:54:56 PM, FREEDO wrote:
At 10/9/2010 9:27:44 AM, Marauder wrote:
he cant even beat bruce lee,

The first 30 secs of that looked liked a porno.

Agreed . . .
Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
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10/10/2010 10:10:12 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/9/2010 9:23:26 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
Could Chuck Norris beat up the Christian God?

yes because Chuck Norris can kill things that don't exist.
lovelife
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10/10/2010 10:42:30 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
My drama teacher from last year worked with Chuck Norris.
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tBoonePickens
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10/11/2010 10:40:43 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
I'm starting to get convinced by Chuck Norris. After some research and much soul searching, I have found that he is the one and only!

Chuck Norris is the only man that can play Russian Roulette with an automatic and win!

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime!

When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there's no reflection: there can only be one Chuck Norris!

It's true! Why did I ever doubt him? Probably because I'm not Chuck Norris!
WOS
: At 10/3/2012 4:28:52 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
: Without nothing existing, you couldn't have something.
SuperRobotWars
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10/11/2010 11:58:24 AM
Posted: 6 years ago
All Hail Chuck Norris . . .
Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.
tBoonePickens
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10/11/2010 1:34:16 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/11/2010 11:58:24 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
All Hail Chuck Norris . . .

Hail! Hail! Hail!
WOS
: At 10/3/2012 4:28:52 AM, Wallstreetatheist wrote:
: Without nothing existing, you couldn't have something.
Marauder
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10/11/2010 5:02:24 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
At 10/11/2010 1:34:16 PM, tBoonePickens wrote:
At 10/11/2010 11:58:24 AM, SuperRobotWars wrote:
All Hail Chuck Norris . . .

Hail! Hail! Hail!

please move this Chuck Norris joke thread to the miscellaneous forum section. I love the Chuck Norris facts to but the stuff that's as un-serious as that belongs in the miscellaneous section.

for the record on serious facts, chucks proud to be a christian http://www.chucknorris.com... so whatever you say about his roundhouse kicking powers he chooses to submit to Jesus as his lord and savior.

He'd probably roundhouse kick those that would try and harm Jesus, but unlike peter, he would do it faster than Jesus could tell him to stop cause its gods plan.
One act of Rebellion created all the darkness and evil in the world; One life of Total Obedience created a path back to eternity and God.

A Scout is Obedient.
SuperRobotWars
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10/21/2010 5:14:02 PM
Posted: 6 years ago
http://www.debate.org...
Minister Of Trolling
: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
:
: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.