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AWSM0055
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1/16/2016 3:38:21 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
I submit a formal complaint about Jesus. He's stolen my TV and satellite dish and I want them back!

Yahweh, keep your kid under control...

P.S. I also noticed an aspirin bottle missing.

P.S.S. And why are the forks gone!?!
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JJ50
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1/16/2016 3:43:30 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 1/16/2016 3:38:21 PM, AWSM0055 wrote:
I submit a formal complaint about Jesus. He's stolen my TV and satellite dish and I want them back!

Yahweh, keep your kid under control...

P.S. I also noticed an aspirin bottle missing.

P.S.S. And why are the forks gone!?!

I suggest you take a lot more water with your alcohol!
AWSM0055
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1/16/2016 3:48:03 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 1/16/2016 3:43:30 PM, JJ50 wrote:
At 1/16/2016 3:38:21 PM, AWSM0055 wrote:
I submit a formal complaint about Jesus. He's stolen my TV and satellite dish and I want them back!

Yahweh, keep your kid under control...

P.S. I also noticed an aspirin bottle missing.

P.S.S. And why are the forks gone!?!

I suggest you take a lot more water with your alcohol!

I would if he didn't take that too...
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

"Calling my atheism a religion, is like calling my non-stamp-collecting a hobby" - MagicAintReal 2016

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Matt8800: "When warring men kidnap damsels of the enemy, what do they do?"

Jerry947: "They give them the option of marriage."

Matt8800: "Correct! You won idiot of the year award!"

http://explosm.net...
AWSM0055
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1/16/2016 3:50:15 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
Oh, and now he's stolen my bath tub...

But why tho...
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

"Calling my atheism a religion, is like calling my non-stamp-collecting a hobby" - MagicAintReal 2016

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Matt8800: "When warring men kidnap damsels of the enemy, what do they do?"

Jerry947: "They give them the option of marriage."

Matt8800: "Correct! You won idiot of the year award!"

http://explosm.net...
POPOO5560
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1/16/2016 6:45:33 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 1/16/2016 3:38:21 PM, AWSM0055 wrote:
I submit a formal complaint about Jesus. He's stolen my TV and satellite dish and I want them back!

Yahweh, keep your kid under control...

P.S. I also noticed an aspirin bottle missing.

P.S.S. And why are the forks gone!?!

u r Leroy Sinclair? :D
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Andromeda_Z
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1/16/2016 7:49:25 PM
Posted: 10 months ago
At 1/16/2016 3:38:21 PM, AWSM0055 wrote:
I submit a formal complaint about Jesus. He's stolen my TV and satellite dish and I want them back!

Yahweh, keep your kid under control...

P.S. I also noticed an aspirin bottle missing.

P.S.S. And why are the forks gone!?!

Nah, Jesus is the hippie. It's his dad that's a dick.