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God Does Not Want Loud and Yapping Women

Stegley
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2/23/2016 1:30:05 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
Eccl. 26:14, "A silent and loving woman is a gift from the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed."

Lol. Such a pair of excellent imperatives juxtaposed within the same catchlet of Scripture! Cannot even the most politically correct and fact imbued Evolutionist easily appreciate the fine and practical wisdom of this refinement for mating protocol?

A loud mouthed, shrieking female in constant survival mode apparently is not characterized by the author of this Text as compatable with a Natural Selection Process. Why, such a yapping woman would scare away game being stalked for dinner.

No wonder such primordial females were forced by their Men to stay in the Cave, cooking up salamander fritters. Anything, just to keep them out of the way. And, God in His Word conveys just the value of just such a survival practice. See how God is far ahead of Evolution Theory? All you Science guys are just playing Catch Up.
janesix
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2/23/2016 1:34:31 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/23/2016 1:30:05 AM, Stegley wrote:
Eccl. 26:14, "A silent and loving woman is a gift from the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed."

Lol. Such a pair of excellent imperatives juxtaposed within the same catchlet of Scripture! Cannot even the most politically correct and fact imbued Evolutionist easily appreciate the fine and practical wisdom of this refinement for mating protocol?

A loud mouthed, shrieking female in constant survival mode apparently is not characterized by the author of this Text as compatable with a Natural Selection Process. Why, such a yapping woman would scare away game being stalked for dinner.

Im sorry you cant get laid. But thats not really our problem, is it?

No wonder such primordial females were forced by their Men to stay in the Cave, cooking up salamander fritters. Anything, just to keep them out of the way. And, God in His Word conveys just the value of just such a survival practice. See how God is far ahead of Evolution Theory? All you Science guys are just playing Catch Up.
brontoraptor
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2/23/2016 1:38:43 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/23/2016 1:34:31 AM, janesix wrote:
At 2/23/2016 1:30:05 AM, Stegley wrote:
Eccl. 26:14, "A silent and loving woman is a gift from the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed."

Lol. Such a pair of excellent imperatives juxtaposed within the same catchlet of Scripture! Cannot even the most politically correct and fact imbued Evolutionist easily appreciate the fine and practical wisdom of this refinement for mating protocol?

A loud mouthed, shrieking female in constant survival mode apparently is not characterized by the author of this Text as compatable with a Natural Selection Process. Why, such a yapping woman would scare away game being stalked for dinner.

Im sorry you cant get laid. But thats not really our problem, is it?

No wonder such primordial females were forced by their Men to stay in the Cave, cooking up salamander fritters. Anything, just to keep them out of the way. And, God in His Word conveys just the value of just such a survival practice. See how God is far ahead of Evolution Theory? All you Science guys are just playing Catch Up.

He'll try to make it your problem by electing a Socialist. Perhaps the socialist agenda is to get guys like this laid. Perhaps the marxist socialist facist regime could rent him a female porcupine?
"What Donald Trump is doing is representing the absolute heartbreak, and anger, and frustration at a government gone mad."

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janesix
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2/23/2016 1:41:38 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/23/2016 1:38:43 AM, brontoraptor wrote:
At 2/23/2016 1:34:31 AM, janesix wrote:
At 2/23/2016 1:30:05 AM, Stegley wrote:
Eccl. 26:14, "A silent and loving woman is a gift from the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed."

Lol. Such a pair of excellent imperatives juxtaposed within the same catchlet of Scripture! Cannot even the most politically correct and fact imbued Evolutionist easily appreciate the fine and practical wisdom of this refinement for mating protocol?

A loud mouthed, shrieking female in constant survival mode apparently is not characterized by the author of this Text as compatable with a Natural Selection Process. Why, such a yapping woman would scare away game being stalked for dinner.

Im sorry you cant get laid. But thats not really our problem, is it?

No wonder such primordial females were forced by their Men to stay in the Cave, cooking up salamander fritters. Anything, just to keep them out of the way. And, God in His Word conveys just the value of just such a survival practice. See how God is far ahead of Evolution Theory? All you Science guys are just playing Catch Up.

He'll try to make it your problem by electing a Socialist. Perhaps the socialist agenda is to get guys like this laid. Perhaps the marxist socialist facist regime could rent him a female porcupine?
That sounds painfull, but i admit he deserves it.
DanneJeRusse
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2/23/2016 1:42:37 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 2/23/2016 1:30:05 AM, Stegley wrote:
Eccl. 26:14, "A silent and loving woman is a gift from the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed."

Lol. Such a pair of excellent imperatives juxtaposed within the same catchlet of Scripture! Cannot even the most politically correct and fact imbued Evolutionist easily appreciate the fine and practical wisdom of this refinement for mating protocol?

A loud mouthed, shrieking female in constant survival mode apparently is not characterized by the author of this Text as compatable with a Natural Selection Process. Why, such a yapping woman would scare away game being stalked for dinner.

No wonder such primordial females were forced by their Men to stay in the Cave, cooking up salamander fritters. Anything, just to keep them out of the way. And, God in His Word conveys just the value of just such a survival practice. See how God is far ahead of Evolution Theory? All you Science guys are just playing Catch Up.

Does that mean you're gay, and if not, do you beat you wife?
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