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Mission: Is the bible really accurate?

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3/12/2016 3:33:12 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
Briefing

The employees of AWSM industries would be mostly unanimous in the descision to undergo a complex and possibly dangerous mission to find out if the bible is actually as accurate as some lunatics suggest, though our incessant striving for answers is probably what got us into the problem in the first place. Nonetheless, it would be likewise suicide not to, as such an ultimately silly mission always ends up being given to someone else, thus restarting the predicament.

Anyway, this is where you come in.

Objectives:

Conduct a field experiment over Middle East to see if the bible stories are really true.
Compare and contrast different historic sources as confirmation.
Do an atmospheric test 200 metres above Everest.


Reward:

A free lunch.

Mission ends:

10 days and 22 hours.

Don't disappoint us.
"Evolution proves necessity is the mother of invention" - David Henson

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