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God's identity revealed! (starts with an S)

AWSM0055
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3/27/2016 12:51:00 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
Shrek. Yes, you read that right, God is Shrek, and there is biblical proof.

Shrek is defined as: Love and life
God likewise said to be love and life:

John 14:6

"I am...the life" [ignore the suspicious ellipsis there)

Yes, I know Jesus said that, but Jesus IS God isn't he? We'll assume he is, and you better not say otherwise or I'll cut ya...

Anyway, God is also love:

1 John 4:8

"God is love"

THUS, since God is love and life, and so is shrek, God is obviously shrek.

SHUT UP, THAT ARGUMENT IS NOT FALLACIOUS AT ALL. JUST ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ALONG PEOPLE
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3/28/2016 9:40:25 PM
Posted: 8 months ago
At 3/27/2016 12:51:00 PM, AWSM0055 wrote:
Shrek. Yes, you read that right, God is Shrek, and there is biblical proof.

Shrek is defined as: Love and life
God likewise said to be love and life:

John 14:6

"I am...the life" [ignore the suspicious ellipsis there)

Yes, I know Jesus said that, but Jesus IS God isn't he? We'll assume he is, and you better not say otherwise or I'll cut ya...

Anyway, God is also love:

1 John 4:8

"God is love"

THUS, since God is love and life, and so is shrek, God is obviously shrek.

SHUT UP, THAT ARGUMENT IS NOT FALLACIOUS AT ALL. JUST ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ALONG PEOPLE

Oh my god he's right
Meh!